The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: Bruton the Iguanodon on January 15, 2012, 03:14:01 AM
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The gang just realized they broke the fourth wall. :oops :lol
(By the way, Bruton, please stop making so many caption topics so quickly. You're pushing them all off of the first page, and that's a very good way to never get any responses, and you wouldn't like that, would you?)
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The strange fuzzies on two legs almost spooked this little group of dinos.
And, yeah. Chronicler is right. You should post these captions up less often. Maybe only 1 or so a day, so people will have time to see the pics, and think of captions. It's pretty apparent posting 10 a day doesn't work, as most of yours have no replies, and very few have more than 1 or 2.
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Ok. I'll remember that. ;)
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Suddenly, a big blue thing started to appear before them.
Spike was the only one who was not interested, as he had just woken up from a nap.
And then the Rainbow Faces walked out of it.
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Cera, Petrie, Ducky, Littlefoot: IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!
Spike: Where's the food?
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(a possible alternate take on the TV series vs. computer games)
(It is a bright, sunny day. Littlefoot and his friends are playing when he spots the audience. As soon as Littlefoot starts speaking, the others turn the same direction.)
Littlefoot: Hello out there! Welcome to the Great Valley! I'm Littlefoot, and these are my friends. (turns to the gang and introduces each one) Cera...
Cera: Hi!
Littlefoot: ...Petrie...
Petrie: Me SOOO happy to see you!
Littlefoot: ...Ducky...
Ducky: You are very special, yep yep yep!
Littlefoot: ...and Spike. We're playing a game of 'toss the seed'. Would you like to play with us? (Dora the Explorer-esque silence follows) Great! All you do is...
Director: CUT! How are you guys able to break the fourth wall? This is before we even existed!
Cera: Get lost! We were just having fun!
Littlefoot: (with an angry glance) Cera!
Cera: Humph!
Littlefoot: She is right, though. We just wanted to play around with the people watching us.
Petrie: Me think it a lot of fun!
Director: That's what I meant when I said you guys were 'breaking the fourth wall!' Have all the fun you wait, but when it's all over, stick to the script! Speaking of the script, Ruby and Chomper are supposed to be here. Where did they head off to?
Petrie: Me no know.
(lunch bell rings)
Director: (as the gang heads off to lunch) And you better be focused when you come back!
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The gang after been brain washed by the daleks.
Gang: How may we serve our daleks masters..?
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(I'mma do some forth wall breaking myself :p)
Ruby (entering the screen): "Hello my friends, my friends hello! Has anybody seen the pile of berries? I was sure that they were here at this very spot but they aren't here..." (puts on a ponderous expression)
Narrator: "Where might they be, Ruby?"
Ruby (gasping): "Maybe they have been taken from me! That would be awful, awful it would be!"
Narrator: "Poor Ruby, shall we help her to find her berries?"
Random choire of kids voices: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!"
Ruby: "Oh thank you so much! You are so kind that you're even kinder than kind!"
Narrator: "Ehh yes, Ruby." (chuckles)
(Picture of the Gang as seen above enters the screen)
Narrator: "One of these five dinosaurs is guilty. Can you tell Ruby who stole her berries?"
Kids: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"
(some break, then a searchlamp appears and focuses on Cera)
Cera: "It wasn't me! Threehorns never steal other's food coz we can get it ourselves!"
(it focuses on Littlefoot)
Littlefoot: "I didn't steal Ruby's berries, I swear!" (gulps)
(it focuses on Petrie)
Petrie: "What? ME?! Me no guilty, me no guilty!!! (panics) Besides, me no need so many berries; me just fine with a few..."
(it focuses on Spike)
Spike: (looks desinterested and indifferent)
(it focuses on Ducky)
Ducky: "Me? Oh no, no, no, no, noooooooooo! I know who stole-ed Ruby's berries though. It was YOU! Oh yes!" (points at Cera)
Cera: "WHAT!?"
(light focuses on Cera again)
Narrator: "Do you think Cera is guilty?"
Kids: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"
Cera: "Alright! I stole her treesweets; can't you take a joke?!"
Narrator: "Chomper?"
(Chomper appears on screen)
Chomper: "Yes?"
Narrator: "Do you want Chomper to punish Cera for the theft?"
Kids: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"
Chomper: "My pleasure!" (smirks)
(the Gang is shown again. Chomper jumps out of the bushes and bites down on Cera's tail with a chomping sound)
Cera: "OUCH! HE BIT ME! You're gonna pay for that, sharptooth!!!"
Chomper: "Uh oh..." (leaves Cera alone and runs away, Cera in hot pursuit)
(The Gang, the kids and the narrator laugh)
(scene switches to Ruby)
Ruby: "Thank you for helping me. You are very smart, smart you are!"
(Chomper running through the screen, Cera following him)
Narrator: "Wait a second Cera!"
Cera (annoyed): WHAT!?"
Narrator: "Don't you think that you should gather some berries for Ruby?"
Cera: "Well..."
Chomper (entering the screen again): "Or else..." (indicates biting her again)
Cera: "Alright, alright!"
a little later:
(Ruby is eating berries, Chomper is supervising Cera's efforts)
Ruby: "Yummy! Don't you want to have some too?" (she is offering the kids a handful)
Cera (entering the screen): "Enough?"
Ruby: "You need to gather some more for Littlefoot, Ducky, Petrie, Chomper and Spike."
(Littlefoot, Petrie, Ducky and Spike enter the screen and tuck into the pile of berries)
Cera (sarcastic): "Hooray!" (walks off to gather more berries)
Narrator: "How about you, Chomper?"
Chomper: "Er... no thanks! (a butterfly is flying into the screen) Actually... (jumps up in the air trying to catch it but missing) Ah damn!"
(Everybody is laughing)
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^...mind if I record that? :D This made my day!
The gang of five as zombies.
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^ continuation
The gang: "Brains!"
Chomper: "Oh, you guys want red food now? Awesome!"
The gang: "Brains!"
Chomper: "Yeah, I heard you. Let's see if I can find you some ground fuzzies, those seem to..."
The gang: "Brains!"
Chomper: "...You guys are talking about my brains aren't you?"
The gang: "Brains!"
*Chomper sighs*
Chomper: "Well crap..."
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.mind if I record that? biggrin.gif This made my day!
Go ahead :lol
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^Will do when I get the time.
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Wait, there are people who made a forum about us? And what the heck is a forum?
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The gang's stunned reaction upon seeing Topsy sing while relaxing in the mud pool.
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Their combined sight breaks TV screen and burns my hair! :O