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Title: Safari gone wrong
Post by: MurMur on April 10, 2013, 11:40:17 PM
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Title: Safari gone wrong
Post by: Littlefoot Fan 93 on April 11, 2013, 07:30:01 AM
Sharptooth: People say that they sometimes get a frog in their mouth but this is just rediculus!!! :anger
Title: Safari gone wrong
Post by: StrutEggStealer on April 11, 2013, 11:07:51 AM
Didn't he see those signs? "Don't get close to the animals; they may eat you" Ergh! READ, PEOPLE, READ!!
:DD
Title: Safari gone wrong
Post by: Sneak on June 07, 2017, 07:35:22 AM
Sharptooth on dentist consultation.

Littlefoot: awful teeth! What did you eat last years?

Sharptooth: Don't even ask.
Title: Safari gone wrong
Post by: Littlefoot505 on December 12, 2017, 06:00:33 PM
Quote from: Sneak on Jun 7 2017, 06:35:22 AM
Sharptooth on dentist consultation.

Littlefoot: awful teeth! What did you eat last years?

Sharptooth: Don't even ask.
Sharptooth (thinking): Young longnecks just like you!

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Title: Safari gone wrong
Post by: Sneak on December 12, 2017, 07:00:35 PM
Sharptooth: Oh, I forgot to say... That Green Sharptooth asked me to tell you... HE WILL MEET YOU RIGHT IN THE HELL!!!
Title: Safari gone wrong
Post by: Littlefoot505 on December 12, 2017, 08:20:57 PM
Quote from: Sneak on Dec 12 2017, 06:00:35 PM
Sharptooth: Oh, I forgot to say... That Green Sharptooth asked me to tell you... HE WILL MEET YOU RIGHT IN THE HELL!!!
^ Nice one, Sneak!! :lol  :lol

Safari guide: His mother better not try and sue me...
Title: Re: Safari gone wrong
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 21, 2020, 02:32:46 PM
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Cera's revenge plan worked after all... :evilsmile :cerahappy
Title: Re: Safari gone wrong
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 21, 2020, 02:34:30 PM
Sharptooth in his grave chuckled.
Title: Re: Safari gone wrong
Post by: Goldenwind on March 26, 2020, 09:13:22 PM
The crazy scene the TV recap skipped. XD

It appears the sharptooth is kind enough to carry Littlefoot in his mouth... Let's hope he doesn't chew or swallow.  :sducky
Title: Re: Safari gone wrong
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 26, 2020, 09:15:25 PM
Litflefoot got cocky and is now Sharpfood.
Title: Re: Safari gone wrong
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 30, 2020, 03:28:02 AM
When Littlefoot entered the Safari Zone, he expected to catch rare Pokémon. He didn’t expect that he’d be the one captured though... :(
Title: Re: Safari gone wrong
Post by: Anagnos on March 30, 2020, 04:04:18 AM
And so Cera became the main character after Littlefoot was eaten by a sharptooth. ;)Cera
Title: Re: Safari gone wrong
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 30, 2020, 09:31:33 AM
At last we will reveal purselves to the Gang, at last we will have revenge.
Title: Re: Safari gone wrong
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 30, 2020, 01:31:43 PM
And so Cera became the main character after Littlefoot was eaten by a sharptooth. ;)Cera

Until Petrie reveals his master plan to rule over the Great Valley...with his favorite swimmer of course.
:)petrie :duckyhappy
Title: Re: Safari gone wrong
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 30, 2020, 08:54:27 PM
At last justice! The Murderer is judged! :bestsharptooth
Title: Re: Safari gone wrong
Post by: Anagnos on March 31, 2020, 04:31:34 AM
I see. Petrie did play a big role in taking down the sharptooth. :)petrie
Title: Re: Safari gone wrong
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 31, 2020, 10:50:19 AM
Sharptooth: “Do I have something on my testh?”
Title: Re: Safari gone wrong
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 31, 2020, 11:00:45 PM
At last justice! The Murderer is judged! :bestsharptooth

This is not punishment. This is straight up murder. We agreed on the former, not the latter! :opetrie
Title: Re: Safari gone wrong
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 31, 2020, 11:46:18 PM
Goodbye Litflefoot and good riddance.
Title: Re: Safari gone wrong
Post by: ImpracticalDino on April 01, 2020, 12:35:48 AM
Goodbye Litflefoot and good riddance.

Good job. Way to stoop down to that flathead’s pathetic level. :bang
Title: Re: Safari gone wrong
Post by: Anagnos on April 01, 2020, 03:58:22 AM
Goodbye Litflefoot and good riddance.

Good job. Way to stoop down to that flathead’s pathetic level. :bang

Wow. That's a bit harsh. :olittlefoot
Title: Re: Safari gone wrong
Post by: ImpracticalDino on April 01, 2020, 03:43:55 PM
Goodbye Litflefoot and good riddance.

Good job. Way to stoop down to that flathead’s pathetic level. :bang

Wow. That's a bit harsh. :olittlefoot

I agree, but sometimes the truth can hurt. Why should he be considered better than Littlefoot if he resorts to murdering him in the end as well?
:thinking
Title: Re: Safari gone wrong
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on April 01, 2020, 04:33:24 PM
Goodbye Litflefoot and good riddance.

Good job. Way to stoop down to that flathead’s pathetic level. :bang

Littlefoot started the conflict, he is responsible for War between Aharpteeth and Leaf Eaters.
Title: Re: Safari gone wrong
Post by: Anagnos on April 02, 2020, 01:21:38 AM
Goodbye Litflefoot and good riddance.

Good job. Way to stoop down to that flathead’s pathetic level. :bang

Littlefoot started the conflict, he is responsible for War between Aharpteeth and Leaf Eaters.

Well, sharpteeth are not exactly innocent either. :wise
Title: Re: Safari gone wrong
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on April 02, 2020, 01:53:26 AM
Goodbye Litflefoot and good riddance.

Good job. Way to stoop down to that flathead’s pathetic level. :bang

Littlefoot started the conflict, he is responsible for War between Aharpteeth and Leaf Eaters.

Well, sharpteeth are not exactly innocent either. :wise

We can’t afford to be innocent. We have to hunt our food, leaf eaters just chow on what greens they find.
Title: Re: Safari gone wrong
Post by: ImpracticalDino on April 02, 2020, 03:17:07 PM
Goodbye Litflefoot and good riddance.

Good job. Way to stoop down to that flathead’s pathetic level. :bang

Littlefoot started the conflict, he is responsible for War between Aharpteeth and Leaf Eaters.

Well, sharpteeth are not exactly innocent either. :wise

We can’t afford to be innocent. We have to hunt our food, leaf eaters just chow on what greens they find.

Don't Sharpteeth preserve their innocence by not learning the leaf eater language and only thinking that they are mindless green munching delicacies? Of course, it's much more beneficial for both parties involved if the Sharpteeth realizes that their linear way of thinking is wrong, and vice versa for the leaf eaters too.
Title: Re: Safari gone wrong
Post by: Anagnos on April 03, 2020, 03:26:30 AM
Goodbye Litflefoot and good riddance.

Good job. Way to stoop down to that flathead’s pathetic level. :bang

Littlefoot started the conflict, he is responsible for War between Aharpteeth and Leaf Eaters.

Well, sharpteeth are not exactly innocent either. :wise

We can’t afford to be innocent. We have to hunt our food, leaf eaters just chow on what greens they find.

Don't Sharpteeth preserve their innocence by not learning the leaf eater language and only thinking that they are mindless green munching delicacies? Of course, it's much more beneficial for both parties involved if the Sharpteeth realizes that their linear way of thinking is wrong, and vice versa for the leaf eaters too.

Interesting theory and I think you're onto something. This will require further analysis. Kowalski! :bestsharptooth
Title: Re: Safari gone wrong
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on April 03, 2020, 07:27:24 AM
Goodbye Litflefoot and good riddance.

Good job. Way to stoop down to that flathead’s pathetic level. :bang

Littlefoot started the conflict, he is responsible for War between Aharpteeth and Leaf Eaters.

Well, sharpteeth are not exactly innocent either. :wise

We can’t afford to be innocent. We have to hunt our food, leaf eaters just chow on what greens they find.

Don't Sharpteeth preserve their innocence by not learning the leaf eater language and only thinking that they are mindless green munching delicacies? Of course, it's much more beneficial for both parties involved if the Sharpteeth realizes that their linear way of thinking is wrong, and vice versa for the leaf eaters too.

Intriguing analysis. But don’t expect us Sharpteeth to eat Vegan burgers. :bestsharptooth
Title: Re: Safari gone wrong
Post by: ImpracticalDino on April 03, 2020, 05:18:40 PM
Goodbye Litflefoot and good riddance.

Good job. Way to stoop down to that flathead’s pathetic level. :bang

Littlefoot started the conflict, he is responsible for War between Aharpteeth and Leaf Eaters.

Well, sharpteeth are not exactly innocent either. :wise

We can’t afford to be innocent. We have to hunt our food, leaf eaters just chow on what greens they find.

Don't Sharpteeth preserve their innocence by not learning the leaf eater language and only thinking that they are mindless green munching delicacies? Of course, it's much more beneficial for both parties involved if the Sharpteeth realizes that their linear way of thinking is wrong, and vice versa for the leaf eaters too.

Intriguing analysis. But don’t expect us Sharpteeth to eat Vegan burgers. :bestsharptooth

Of course not! Vegan burgers aren't even made of meat anyway, and a Sharptooth's diet dictates meat only.

Although, perhaps with lab created meat... :thinking
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultured_meat

^^Too bad these man made technologies not available in LBT universe. :cry
Title: Re: Safari gone wrong
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on April 03, 2020, 07:34:34 PM
Man made meat! Yuck! I want T-Bone, Triceratops. :bestsharptooth
Title: Re: Safari gone wrong
Post by: ImpracticalDino on April 03, 2020, 07:41:31 PM
Man made meat! Yuck! I want T-Bone, Triceratops. :bestsharptooth

Technically, it's still the real deal? :thinking

From Google:

"Meat grown in a laboratory from cultured cells is turning that vision into a reality. ... The meat is made by first taking a muscle sample from an animal. Technicians collect stem cells from the tissue, multiply them dramatically and allow them to differentiate into primitive fibers that then bulk up to form muscle tissue."
Title: Re: Safari gone wrong
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on April 03, 2020, 07:48:16 PM
Man made meat! Yuck! I want T-Bone, Triceratops. :bestsharptooth

Technically, it's still the real deal? :thinking

From Google:

"Meat grown in a laboratory from cultured cells is turning that vision into a reality. ... The meat is made by first taking a muscle sample from an animal. Technicians collect stem cells from the tissue, multiply them dramatically and allow them to differentiate into primitive fibers that then bulk up to form muscle tissue."

That’s not good enough! I want fresh meat! :bestsharptooth
Title: Re: Safari gone wrong
Post by: ImpracticalDino on April 03, 2020, 07:52:16 PM
Man made meat! Yuck! I want T-Bone, Triceratops. :bestsharptooth

Technically, it's still the real deal? :thinking

From Google:

"Meat grown in a laboratory from cultured cells is turning that vision into a reality. ... The meat is made by first taking a muscle sample from an animal. Technicians collect stem cells from the tissue, multiply them dramatically and allow them to differentiate into primitive fibers that then bulk up to form muscle tissue."

That’s not good enough! I want fresh meat! :bestsharptooth

Well, if you're a person that cares about ethics but still wants to (or forced to because of diet) eat meat, then this seems to be the only other alternate solution. :p

And before the invention of lab made meat, something like this wouldn't be possible at all, so yeah.
Title: Re: Safari gone wrong
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on April 03, 2020, 07:53:50 PM
Man made meat! Yuck! I want T-Bone, Triceratops. :bestsharptooth

Technically, it's still the real deal? :thinking

From Google:

"Meat grown in a laboratory from cultured cells is turning that vision into a reality. ... The meat is made by first taking a muscle sample from an animal. Technicians collect stem cells from the tissue, multiply them dramatically and allow them to differentiate into primitive fibers that then bulk up to form muscle tissue."

That’s not good enough! I want fresh meat! :bestsharptooth

Well, if you're a person that cares about ethics but still wants to (or forced to because of diet) eat meat, then this seems to be the only other alternate solution. :p

And before the invention of lab made meat, something like this wouldn't be possible at all, so yeah.

Ethical? I am a sharptooth. Eating fresh meat is a birthright. :p
Title: Re: Safari gone wrong
Post by: ImpracticalDino on April 03, 2020, 07:58:35 PM
Man made meat! Yuck! I want T-Bone, Triceratops. :bestsharptooth

Technically, it's still the real deal? :thinking

From Google:

"Meat grown in a laboratory from cultured cells is turning that vision into a reality. ... The meat is made by first taking a muscle sample from an animal. Technicians collect stem cells from the tissue, multiply them dramatically and allow them to differentiate into primitive fibers that then bulk up to form muscle tissue."

That’s not good enough! I want fresh meat! :bestsharptooth

Well, if you're a person that cares about ethics but still wants to (or forced to because of diet) eat meat, then this seems to be the only other alternate solution. :p

And before the invention of lab made meat, something like this wouldn't be possible at all, so yeah.

Ethical? I am a sharptooth. Eating fresh meat is a birthright. :p

Lol, doesn't this make it harder for leaf eaters and Sharpteeth to coexist then? :p

Eh, who am I kidding? The dream of an entire species coexisting with another species that they eat is technically impossible. It can be done locally, but not on a global scale.
Title: Re: Safari gone wrong
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on April 03, 2020, 08:05:20 PM
Man made meat! Yuck! I want T-Bone, Triceratops. :bestsharptooth

Technically, it's still the real deal? :thinking

From Google:

"Meat grown in a laboratory from cultured cells is turning that vision into a reality. ... The meat is made by first taking a muscle sample from an animal. Technicians collect stem cells from the tissue, multiply them dramatically and allow them to differentiate into primitive fibers that then bulk up to form muscle tissue."

That’s not good enough! I want fresh meat! :bestsharptooth

Well, if you're a person that cares about ethics but still wants to (or forced to because of diet) eat meat, then this seems to be the only other alternate solution. :p

And before the invention of lab made meat, something like this wouldn't be possible at all, so yeah.

Ethical? I am a sharptooth. Eating fresh meat is a birthright. :p

Lol, doesn't this make it harder for leaf eaters and Sharpteeth to coexist then? :p

Eh, who am I kidding? The dream of an entire species coexisting with another species that they eat is technically impossible. It can be done locally, but not on a global scale.

We eat meat, but we Sharpteeth can choose our prey. I can decide to eat or not to. ;)
Title: Re: Safari gone wrong
Post by: ImpracticalDino on April 03, 2020, 08:08:37 PM
Man made meat! Yuck! I want T-Bone, Triceratops. :bestsharptooth

Technically, it's still the real deal? :thinking

From Google:

"Meat grown in a laboratory from cultured cells is turning that vision into a reality. ... The meat is made by first taking a muscle sample from an animal. Technicians collect stem cells from the tissue, multiply them dramatically and allow them to differentiate into primitive fibers that then bulk up to form muscle tissue."

That’s not good enough! I want fresh meat! :bestsharptooth

Well, if you're a person that cares about ethics but still wants to (or forced to because of diet) eat meat, then this seems to be the only other alternate solution. :p

And before the invention of lab made meat, something like this wouldn't be possible at all, so yeah.

Ethical? I am a sharptooth. Eating fresh meat is a birthright. :p

Lol, doesn't this make it harder for leaf eaters and Sharpteeth to coexist then? :p

Eh, who am I kidding? The dream of an entire species coexisting with another species that they eat is technically impossible. It can be done locally, but not on a global scale.

We eat meat, but we Sharpteeth can choose our prey. I can decide to eat or not to. ;)

Yep, that's true also. It's a great pleasure and honor to be an honorary member of the Sharptooth Clan sir. :)littlefoot