The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: MurMur on July 06, 2013, 04:12:10 PM
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Topsy: This has gone far enough, Spiketail! Next time you come around my Cera, why I'm gonna...
Grandpa Longneck: Mr. Threehorn, please...
Topsy: Stay out of it, longneck!
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Topsy's preparing to scream after the Rainbowfaces made stuff up, in his opinion at least. Besides, the gathered dinosaurs started chatting with each other.
Spiketail: "I know what he's gonna say!" :rolleyes
Topsy: "SILENCE!!!" :!
Spiketail: "I thought he'd say..."
Topsy: "SHUT UP!!!" :mad
Spiketail: "You got it!"
Topsy: :anger
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Mr. Threehorn once again wins the who can scream the loudest contest.
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A prime example of Displacement. While his actual anger resides with his wife Tria, he vents his frustration on an innocent bystander instead because he just so happens to cross paths with him. :(
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Topsy: I will kill you all!
Man.. Threehorns are dark. :bestsharptooth
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Cera: "DAD! YOU FLATTENED SKITTER!"
Mr. Threehorn: "NOOOOO!!!
Skitter: "...I'am okay..."
----or
Mr. Threehorn: *Steps on a prickly.* "AAAAAAAGH!"
Spiketail: "Theehorns are wimps."
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Threehorns Anonymous
Topsy: I’m a racist!
Step One, admitting you have a problem. Complete.
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But when isn't Mr. Threehorn angry? Very rarely. :PCera
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Mr Threehorn: Cry havok and let loose the Tinysaurs of war!
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Here's one of the wisdoms that the Gang probably didn't tell us.
Never piss off Topps ever. And when he's angry, never make direct eye contact or cross paths with him at all costs.
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Topsy: Pterano! I’m gonna kill you!
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Actually, Pterano would be the most likely person Topps would wish to kill. Considering the flyer's background. :opetrie
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Topsy: My first wife is dead!
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And soon the cycle will continue. :M'Rhett
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Topsy: Ebenezersaurus? I hate you!
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Bah! Humbug!
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Topsy: Who ate the Pineapple Life Savers?!
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Bah! Humbug!
Hey, I remember that line. It was from a movie called Scrooge? :duckyhappy
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Topsy: Someone took my horn polish!!!’
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Bah! Humbug!
Hey, I remember that line. It was from a movie called Scrooge? :duckyhappy
Well, close. It's from a book & movie called A Christmas Carol. The main character is Ebeneezer Scrooge. Yeah, that's where we get his famous catchphrase from. :P
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Topsy: Stella!!!
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Bah! Humbug!
Hey, I remember that line. It was from a movie called Scrooge? :duckyhappy
Well, close. It's from a book & movie called A Christmas Carol. The main character is Ebeneezer Scrooge. Yeah, that's where we get his famous catchphrase from. :P
I see. I remember I watched that movie couple of times, but the title never stuck. Thank you for telling me it. :)
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Tipsy: I have Kidney Stones!
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Not only was this an example of displacement, it also represents a five year old temper tantrum pretty well too. :P
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Topsy: Khannnnnnn!!
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Rhett pulled off the biggest April Fools scheme of all time, and Topsy is pissed off at him.
R.I.P: He'll be missed dearly... :cry
eh, not really.
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Topsy: Somebody ate all the churros!
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Not only was this an example of displacement, it also represents a five year old temper tantrum pretty well too. :P
But Topps is an adult. Why would he behave like a spoiled child? :longneckBRUH
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Topps: Wal-Mart closes at 8pm!
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Not only was this an example of displacement, it also represents a five year old temper tantrum pretty well too. :P
But Topps is an adult. Why would he behave like a spoiled child? :longneckBRUH
Regression of course! He reverted back to a previous psychological stage as a defense mechanism to his psyche (and his ego). :p
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Mr. Threehorn: You want a war?! I’ll give you a war.
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Someone led the Yellowbellies into the Valley again... :rhett_ohno
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Topsy: I stubbed my toe!
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Perhaps Wild Arms is back in the valley again? :areyouserious
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Topps: My tree sweets are gone! I will kill the culprit!
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He's pissed that the rainbowfaces always beats him in an argument by using psychological methods. :rainbowwave :PCera
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24hrs Toliets closed across the Great Valley
Topps: I gotta go poop!
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You're not you when you're hungry. Try a Snickers bar.
Better?
Uh, no! And what the hell was that processed trash you shoved down my gullet?
Welp, this is Topsy's normal self. Oops-Eeps. :sducky
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Topps: I have Herbiods!
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What did Mother Earth do wrong to deserve Topsy's wrath? :(
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Topsy: I have Piles!
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What did Mother Earth do wrong to deserve Topsy's wrath? :(
It's a miracle that the valley has not thrown him out yet for his agressive behavior not only towards farwalkers, but also their own. If I was Grandpa, I'd have thrown his butt out of the valley a long time ago. :bestsharptooth
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I would have thrown him out after how he handled the Tinysaurses incident. :bestsharptooth Even Tria and Cera would have voted for it.
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Topps: I am a genius! Bow before me!!!
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What did Mother Earth do wrong to deserve Topsy's wrath? :(
It's a miracle that the valley has not thrown him out yet for his agressive behavior not only towards farwalkers, but also their own. If I was Grandpa, I'd have thrown his butt out of the valley a long time ago. :bestsharptooth
Remember the post I made about Grandpa Longneck tail-slapping Littlefoot into the Mysterious Beyond? I kinda want to see that happen with Topsy too.
:bestsharptooth
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Mr. Theehorn: Constipation!!!
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Spiketail: Why are you so angry, Mr. Threehorn?
Mr. Threehorn: What do you mean? This is my happy face! I'M SOOOO HAPPYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! :rolleye
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Mr. Threehorn: I didn’t get the audition for Jurassic World: Dominion!
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Spiketail: Why are you so angry, Mr. Threehorn?
Mr. Threehorn: What do you mean? This is my happy face! I'M SOOOO HAPPYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! :rolleye
Mr. Threehorn: "I FEEL SO HAPPYYY! I WANT EVERYONE TO SEE!! IT'S LIKE THE BRIGHT CIRCLE IS-
Grandpa Longneck: "Please!! Settle down." :longneckBRUH
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Topps: A Threehorn can do anything!!!
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Topsy is mad at the watermark. Even Topsy is tired of Photobucket's $h!t.
Yes, someone had to do the obvious.
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Topsy: Creepy Crawlies!!!’
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Mr. Threehorn: Aaarrrhgg! I lost, Dinosaur Land Adventure again!
Spiketail: Why?
Mr. Threehorn: Because I don't have thumbs!
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Topps: I’m blowing my top!!!
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Spiketail: Mr. Threehorn, you look stressed, why don't you count to 10?
Mr. Threehorn: 1!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Topsy: I am always right!
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Spiketail: Mr. Threehorn, why don't you go away, you're bothering me.
Mr. Threehorn: Why YOU...
( :lol The following was too inappropriate to be displayed on the GoF and had to be taken down for many unmentionable purposes :lol)
Mr. Threehorn: AND STAY OUT!!!!!
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Mr. Threehorn: I am the stomp king!
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Spiketail: Okay, Mr. Threehorn, I'm going to help you handle your stress. The first thing you want to do is...
Mr. Threehorn: I don't need a stinkin' counseling session, I'M PERFECT AND I DON'T HAVE A TEMPER YOU !@#$ %$#@ *&!@# #$#@*&$
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Mr. Threehorn: I am the chosen one! The Bright Circle shines on me!
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Mr. Threehorn: Why don't I have my own emoji on the GoF?!?!?!?!?!?
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Mr. Threehorn: It’s my way or the byway!
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Why is everyone making fun of my attitude?! I don't have an attitude!
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Topsy: Tria has Menopause!
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Topsy: That no-good, rotten Spiketail ate all my treestars!
Spiketail: Burp! :SmugSpike
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Topsy: I am Cesaratops!
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Topsy: Mommy, that boy looked at me! Make him stop!
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Topps: I am tip top!
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Topsy: WHY IS THIS GRASS SO FULL OF DUST???
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Mr. Threehorn: Somone moved my rock collection!
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It was then that Mr. Threehorn found out that the bright circle doesn't revolve around Threehorns.
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Topsy: I am the most important Threehorn!
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Mr. Threehorn didn't listen to one of the wisdoms. Do not sit on a prickly thorn.
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Mr. Threehorn: The Bright Circle rises and sets because of me!
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Spiketail: Why are you angry?
Mr. Threehorn: It's my only emotion!
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Topps: Gotta be tough!
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No one better eat any of the treestars in the valley! They're mine!
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Topsy: I am thunder! I am quake! I am Threehorn!
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Be quiet, everyone! I'm trying to take a nap, and I need beauty sleep!
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Toosy: Donuts! I want donuts!
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Why does everyone make fun of me?!
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Chomper confesses he ate the mushmellowstars.
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Threehorns rule! Longnecks drool!
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Mr. Spiketail: Topsy had blown his top again! Look oit!