The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: MurMur on August 01, 2013, 05:52:35 AM
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What is Petrie's crime? Why are his siblings losing trust in him? To this day, no one really knows.
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Sibling#1: "Petrie! That's the fifth time in a row you peed the nest!"
Sibling#2: "Yeah!!!"
Sibling#3: "That's disgusting!!!"
Sibling#4: "Yeah, it stinks like pee due to HIM!!!"
Sibling#5: "Curse you, Petrie!"
Sibling#6: "Yeah, stop it, Petrie!"
Sibling#7: "You disobeyed Mum!!!"
Sibling#8: "Yeah! She told you not to drink any water before napping time!"
Petrie: "Me no can control it, me no be guilty!"
All: "You're hopeless!"
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Sibling Uno: So there you go again, Petrie!
Sibling Dos: Doing it again, aren't ya?
Sibling Tres: Didn't Mom tell you not to do it anymore?
Sibling Cuatro: At least do it in our absence rather than our presence!
Sibling Cinco: You're lucky Mom's not here right now!
Sibling Seis: Yeah, 'cause we're telling if we catch you doing it again!
Sibling Siete: Yeah!
Petrie: Please no tell anyone, guys! Me just been thinking about Ducky and...well...
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*Petrie breaks wind*
All is siblings: Petrie!!! That's gross!!!
Petrie: Me sorry... It must be funny tree stars me eat earlier.. They make my tummy all funny and there for make me make rude bottom noises. :oops
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Sibling 1: "Another film, Petrie!?"
Sibling 2: "Why were we not informed?"
Sibling 3: "We need the work!"
Petrie: "Me sorry, but they not need many extras..."
Sibling 4: "That's it! I'm calling my agent!"
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Some of those clones look like girl Flyers.
They don't seem to be happy with Petrie.
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All siblings: Petrie' did you wee wee the nest!?
Petrie: Sorry.. Me drink too much berry juice..
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^Looks like his siblings use the silly slang too. Either that or they're so used to Petrie using it. :lol
Now for something...err...related.
One of the siblings: Care to explain why your side of the nest feels sticky all of a sudden?
Petrie: Um...'member when Mama tell us about wet sleep stories? Me think me just had first one...
All siblings: Ewwww!
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^Looks like his siblings use the silly slang too. Either that or they're so used to Petrie using it. :lol
Now for something...err...related.
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Well I thotugh as their his sibling silly slang runs in the family. And I thought it would be funnier too is they also the see silly childish slang.
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One of the siblings: Care to explain why your side of the nest feels sticky all of a sudden?
Petrie: Um...'member when Mama tell us about wet sleep stories? Me think me just had first one...
All siblings: Ewwww!
Ewww indeed.
Mind you I think I ones made a wet dream joke too.
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Sibling Uno: So there you go again, Petrie!
Sibling Dos: Doing it again, aren't ya?
Sibling Tres: Didn't Mom tell you not to do it anymore?
Sibling Cuatro: At least do it in our absence rather than our presence!
Sibling Cinco: You're lucky Mom's not here right now!
Sibling Seis: Yeah, 'cause we're telling if we catch you doing it again!
Sibling Siete: Yeah!
Petrie: Please no tell anyone, guys! Me just been thinking about Ducky and...well...
WTF! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Petrie ate all the berries much to the displeasure of his siblings...
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Petrie is playing surfin bird in his nest.
Sibling 1: Petrie!
Sibling 2: Will you give that song a rest!
Sibling 3: Yeah you been playing it ever since you got home!
Petrie: NO way! This Petrie's new favourite thing in the world!
One of his siblings turns off the song.
Petrie: Bothers sisters... Me gonna ask you only ones... DO you or do you not know about the bird.
Sibling 4: Oh darn!
Petrie: Cause everybody's heard that the bird is the word! *He pokes his sisters beak while singing* Ba ba ba bird bird bird! The bird is the word! Ba ba ba bird bird bird! The bird is the word! Ba ba ba bird... *He pokes his finger up his sisters nose*
Petrie's sister: Ouch!
Petrie: Oh me sorry sorry sorry!
Petrie's mum: Ok enough just go to sleep now.
They all cuddle up to sleep.
Petrie: Whispers* Ba Ba ba ba bird bird bird! The bird is the word! Ba ba ba bird bird bird! The bird is the word! Ba ba ba bird *Out loud and the song plays again* Ba ba ba bird bird bird! The bird is the word! Ba ba ba bird bird bird! The bird is the word! Ba ba ba bird!
Petrie's mum: Petrie I gotta teach a flying lesson in the morning....
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Sibling 1: Why don't you speak properly?
Sibling 2: Yeah, your grammar never was perfect, but it was much better in the first movie!
Sibling 3: And then once LBT 2 came out, your grammar got terrible!
Petrie: Me no know what Universal writers do to me grammar.
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Poor Petrie... :cry
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Victory? Not Victory Littlefoot. Begun the Clone Wars has.”
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Petrie's siblings will never bully him ever again once he unveils his dark side (https://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=12319.msg502871#msg502871)! :OzzyAngry
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@ImpracticalDino Yes and soon Darth Petra will become more powerful than all! Muwahahaha!
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An army of clone Petries will render the Littlefoot and his pathetic band useless! Muwahahaha!
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One glorious plan to rule the Great Valley indeed. Those in power will let him slip up the ranks. What could one little flyer possibly do?
...Just like Adolf Hitler’s rise to power, nobody expected him to be the biggest threat the world has ever faced.
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Darth Petrie and his clones will be invicible! *Cackles*
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Random brother: What about you?
Petrie: Me sorry, me?
Random sister: What's your dream?
Petrie: No, no, no, sorry, boys. Me no sing.
*His siblings unsheathe their beaks*
Petrie:…Me have sleep stories like you, no really!