The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: MurMur on August 12, 2013, 01:00:04 PM
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Cera's tummy hurts, but since when did she want a Yellow Belly to help soothe it?
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The aftermath of this incident is what caused Doofah to be nominated for a Darwin Award and Cera to be charged with aggravated assault.
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Bambo (my OC): Get away from her you yellow belly b****!
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Cera: LET GO OF ME NOW, DOOFAH!!!!!
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(https://i.postimg.cc/7Lcspd9X/Doofahsnewtoy-Part-II-zpsa748279d.jpg)
Hush, Cera. Let me rock you back and forth...
Please, please end my suffering...
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Doofah Massage
Doofah: So tense.. relax.
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This is what actual toys feel in real life when children — their merciless oppressors "play" with their colorful objects. Being created by people and factories with the intention of being thrown around and beaten senseless. Without the ability to utter even a mere shriek to let the world know of their torment, they’re all left helpless. But luckily, not everyone was treated with such carelessness. Some were spared the mercy of only being used with calm and realistic purpose. And to some, they were even viewed as loved, as important, as someone they’d hold close to like a real sentient friend. Those toys would also like to speak out — not to ask for help, but to thank the people who stood up and defended the voiceless. But alas, due to their design, any form of communication is impossible.
...Or is it? ;)
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Cera plush toy now available at your local stores! Rest of the Gang sold separately. :PCera
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Dr. Doofah: I have bad news, I feel a tumor.