The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => The Fridge => Topic started by: Dosu2Dinner on December 04, 2013, 01:22:31 PM
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I just decided to create this for the opportunity of sharing a few jokes. I shall start with a dinosaurian one. :p
I have this job of filling out forms for dinosaurs, and I get interesting results when they sign their signatures. In the case of Deinocheirus, I could hardly read its writing, but what can I say?
Terrible hand...
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Are you sure there was paper left xD?
Therizinosaurus has been hunted to extinction on the grounds that it is the creepiest looking dinosaur ever :wow :confused :oops. lol
Especially since I first saw it in "Dinosaurs and Prehistoric Life" (a DK book) http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/uploads/dinosaur2.jpg (http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/uploads/dinosaur2.jpg)
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Why are T. rex cubs running from home?
Because their parents are tyrants!
A young Apatosaurus asks his mother:
"Mom, when I die, will I go to heaven?"
"No, dear, you're going to a museum."
In an artificial structure in space, there is a room exhibiting a human skeleton and a Stegosaurus one.
And the Stegosaurus skeleton asks the human one: "I had a brain the size of a nut. What's your excuse?"
Why are there no love gossips about Parasaurolophi? Because you always hear the news first hand.