The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: Sneak on September 26, 2016, 02:42:22 PM
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(https://imgur.com/cDAIkFP.png)
Chomper: Gee! It is more brutal than fall into abuss!
Ducky: Serve you right, darn sharptooth!!!
Oops :sducky sorry, Chomper...
Chomper: Don't worry, Ducky. It's ok. I understand.
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Sharptooth: Darn kids because of them I ran into this rock
Wall.
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Spielberg: This guy had endless potential...
Lucas: Yeah...
Spielberg: Man, I was so scared by him, so I had to create and tell false story about how I showed this movie to familiar kids and they cried in hall after watching some scenes. Make reason to cut these scenes away from movie.
Lucas: Still, bad we had to kill him in movie.
Spielberg: Well maybe...
Lucas: And so, he found himself without job, and you had to invite him to your new comedy cartoon show...
*caption image scene with toony sound*
Both: Ough! It was brutal...
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Sharptooth: Darn this snow storm I couldn't see where I was going so I ran into a wall.
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Rainbowface #1: *stops reading Littlefoot's dream* Uh oh... I never thought this longneck kid wanted to see his mother's killer dead SO MUCH... His dreams scare me...
Rainbowface #2: My dear! This kid is more bloodthirsty than that poor Sharptooth who just wanted to eat very much!
Stranger: No wonder they said the whole events of gang's first journey was just his hallucinations caused by trauma in young age...
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Sharptooth tries to break wall between original movie and sequels.
But it's no use...
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Sharptooth: Oh man hitting that boulder gave me a huge headache
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Neo: There's no spoon. I meant, cliff wall.
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Sharptooth: Man I almost got the kids
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Sharptooth was terminator theory - confirmed
(Now I understand why Eldars and Space marines used him)
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Poor Sharptooth REALLY wants to get rid from Petrie and Ducky, sticked to his nosdrils and eye.
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I wouldn't want those two that close to me either, even if I like them quite a lot. :yes
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Restored image.
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Be careful, Sharptooth! You can accidentally break fabric of time and space!
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This is actually Sharptotoh, not Sharptooth. The real Sharptooth isn't this dumb! :thudLOL
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^well, not in this case, because:
- He's invulnerable so crushing through rocks like this gives him zero damage at all! And no unconscious after that! He does that all movie.
- With doing so, he made Ducky lying on his nose stunned and confused, so if not Petrie-not-cowardly-but-brave, it would end badly for her...
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This is actually Sharptotoh, not Sharptooth. The real Sharptooth isn't this dumb! :thudLOL
Lol, nice one. :petrieLOL
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Stranger: No wonder they said the whole events of gang's first journey was just his hallucinations caused by trauma in young age...
Is that actually an existing fan theory? :rhett_shocked
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There were plenty theories, as I read. Well, there was even a theory kids died in journey and the Great Valley is heaven... :lfsadface :cerasus :duckysad :(petrie
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There were plenty theories, as I read. Well, there was even a theory kids died in journey and the Great Valley is heaven... :lfsadface :cerasus :duckysad :(petrie
I've heard of that one, but not of any that Littlefoot hallucinates. I wonder why there hasn't been any fanfic that runs with that theory. :ChomperOhhh
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There were plenty theories, as I read. Well, there was even a theory kids died in journey and the Great Valley is heaven... :lfsadface :cerasus :duckysad :(petrie
I've heard of that one, but not of any that Littlefoot hallucinates. I wonder why there hasn't been any fanfic that runs with that theory. :ChomperOhhh
Huh, y'know, you're right. I haven't seen any such fanfics either. :littlefoot
But eh, personally, would not want to read a fanfic like that, just especially knowing and realizing at the end it was all fake and the events that happened in the fanfic (whether fun or exciting or sad or whatever) didn't really happen. I probably wouldn't like it much with any other show or movie either unless done properly, I feel.
But anyway, the theory kinda explains a lot haha. It's basically why the kids always disobey their parents and venture out, going on fun awesome adventures in the Mysterious Beyond. Because after all, who cares? They're all dead and living their best lives in heaven anyway! If they die doing the one thing they love doing most, adventuring, then there would be zero consequences in heaven.
:SharptoothAmused