The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: landbeforetimelover on June 27, 2007, 10:08:37 PM

Title: Guido Caption 1
Post by: landbeforetimelover on June 27, 2007, 10:08:37 PM
Well I don't think that anyone has done on on Guido yet so, what the heck:



(http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa146/tlordame/Guido.jpg)


Caption this!
Title: Guido Caption 1
Post by: Threehorn on June 27, 2007, 11:19:51 PM
Guido: IS that my beck? or is that a bug I see?
Title: Guido Caption 1
Post by: action9000 on June 28, 2007, 12:36:48 AM
Simon says "Touch your nose!"
Title: Guido Caption 1
Post by: Flathead770 on June 28, 2007, 12:56:57 AM
Guido: Maybe if i don't move, they won't notice me
Title: Guido Caption 1
Post by: Tails_155 on June 28, 2007, 01:10:46 AM
Littlefoot(offscreen): tu cara es picoda, como Petrie
Guido: since when do YOU speak Spanish?!?!
Littlefoot(whispering): since the person with the remote changed the language, go with it
Title: Guido Caption 1
Post by: Lain_EX on June 28, 2007, 06:14:01 PM
Quote from: Tails_155,Jun 27 2007 on  09:10 PM
Littlefoot(offscreen): tu cara es picoda, como Petrie
Guido: since when do YOU speak Spanish?!?!
Littlefoot(whispering): since the person with the remote changed the language, go with it
(LOL Nice one! :lol)

Guido: "Is there something in my beak? Or am I imaginating things? I mean I'm not saying I have actually somehing in my beak, I'm just saying I do have something or not. I mean, err... if I actually have something in my beak, I'd notice it, or... *laughs nervously* maybe not. Well, if I do have something, I'd be wiling to... err... remove it. Heh heh.
Cera: (offscreen) "Will you please shut up?"
Guido> "Sorry. *laughs nervously*"
Title: Guido Caption 1
Post by: Weather_lord_7 on August 23, 2007, 08:43:14 PM
Guido: We Shall build a moat!

Littlefoot (offscreen): What's a moat?

Title: Guido Caption 1
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on February 23, 2008, 12:35:56 AM
Guido:  Meditation is overrated.  I think I'm really sick.  Maybe it's a cold?  No, perhaps rabies?  It could be my brain broke!

Cera (offscreen):  I think a valley somewhere is missing its idiot.
Title: Guido Caption 1
Post by: Ptyra on February 23, 2008, 06:23:58 PM
Guido: Up?
Title: Guido Caption 1
Post by: Kor on February 23, 2008, 08:29:22 PM
Guido: "There is one important point that needs to be made.... I just wish I could think of what it is."
Title: Guido Caption 1
Post by: action9000 on February 23, 2008, 08:33:13 PM
haha, some of these are pretty funny. :lol

Guido: Now that I am King, my first law says that blending into the background is not allowed!

Littlefoot: Uh...where is he?  His feathers match the grass perfectly.
Petrie: Littlefoot right!  Me hear him but me no see him.
Cera: So about that new law, Guido...
Guido:...what?
Title: Guido Caption 1
Post by: Ptyra on February 23, 2008, 11:36:07 PM
Don't elevators only go up?
Title: Guido Caption 1
Post by: kjeldo on February 24, 2008, 08:14:38 AM
guido: look! over there! the sky is missing a piece what was falling on my head!
cera (offscreen): i think your brains are missing some pieces!
Title: Guido Caption 1
Post by: NeptuneNavigator2001 on April 30, 2008, 05:27:10 PM
Guido: Wait - who is that guy behind us?  He sure looks weird.  Uh, not that I mean that he's, uh, a weirdo or anything, it's just that he looks a little crazy.  Oh, but not crazy as in, a total nut or anything like that, it's just - oh, okay, I'll stop now.
Director: That's Michael Jackson, doing the "Moonwalk."
Guido: Okay, uh, but...  He's not in the script.
Director: Just go with it; next, he going to do "Thriller."
Guido: Oh, okay.
Director: Like I told Topsy, this is "deleted scenes" week, so just go with it!  Michael, you enter stage right.  And... ACTION!
Title: Guido Caption 1
Post by: Ptyra on April 30, 2008, 05:34:57 PM
Guido: What about dumbwaiters? Why arn't they dumb waiters if they can only go two directions?
Title: Guido Caption 1
Post by: stars on June 09, 2008, 09:17:27 PM
Guido: i got it the perfect plan. It just came to me like that. :)
Title: Guido Caption 1
Post by: Ptyra on June 09, 2008, 09:39:08 PM
Is that a Wonkavator?
Title: Guido Caption 1
Post by: Kor on June 09, 2008, 11:15:34 PM
Guido: "My first plan, which is the first of a series of plans I have, will come first and I shall list it then the others which will follow in numerical order.  Now I shall describe the first plan so you know which one to do first....

Spike: Snoring since he has dozed off waiting.
Some others also.

Cera: "If you don't hurry up we'll leave you behind and do things my way.  Jeez and I thought Mr Thicknose talked to much to say simple things."
Title: Guido Caption 1
Post by: Amaranthine on June 24, 2008, 08:52:29 PM
Wow...I never realized my beak was that big....:p
Title: Guido Caption 1
Post by: Ptyra on June 25, 2008, 12:04:54 AM
Why are those birds attacking a plane?

LOL! I watched half of Indy and the Last Crusaders today...other half tomorrw. LOL at Daddy Jones with the umbrella and birds  :lol
Title: Guido Caption 1
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on June 25, 2008, 12:20:20 AM
Guido:Was that a jet that just passed overhead?
Littlefoot(Offscreen):What's a jet?
Title: Guido Caption 1
Post by: WeirdRaptor on June 25, 2008, 03:09:00 AM
Guido: Skekses make peace, Gelfling! Peace!