The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 21, 2020, 02:52:43 PM

Title: Slip and Slide Sharptooth
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 21, 2020, 02:52:43 PM
(https://scontent-dfw5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/90092194_118968926384939_7842775106160951296_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_sid=110474&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=LtE1JdSvEI0AX8dMLlz&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-2.xx&_nc_tp=14&oh=ad2c2c622604a6910458ea5b8db3c207&oe=5E9C94E7)

Sharptooth decided to join Ducky on the Slidp and Slide, much to her dismay.

@Sneak
Title: Re: Slip and Slide Sharptootb
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 21, 2020, 02:55:11 PM
That's not how you play, silly! You don't scrape the ground...you slide on the ground! :duckyhappy
Title: Re: Slip and Slide Sharptooth
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 21, 2020, 02:57:07 PM
Sharptooth: It’s ok! I got this.

*Sharptooth runs and closes his eyes as he slides, failing to see Ducky was already going first*

Ducky: Ahhhh! He’ll squish me! No! No! Noooooo!
Title: Re: Slip and Slide Sharptooth
Post by: Sneak on March 21, 2020, 03:00:44 PM
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what?
Title: Re: Slip and Slide Sharptooth
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 21, 2020, 03:02:24 PM
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what?


You are the Original Sharptooth in Sharptooth Clan, I thought you should be privy to all Sharptooth pics. In case you need to redact anything. 
Title: Re: Slip and Slide Sharptooth
Post by: Anagnos on March 29, 2020, 10:03:16 AM
This slide is for the children, Mr. Sharptooth! :thudstonk
Title: Re: Slip and Slide Sharptooth
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 29, 2020, 01:48:28 PM
Sharptooth reads *Slide weight limit is 400lbs*

Sharptooth: I’m only 8 Tons, it’ll be ok.

*Hits slide and mountain collapses*

8 Tons is 16,000lbs

:lol

Title: Re: Slip and Slide Sharptooth
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 29, 2020, 09:53:46 PM
🎵 Slide to the left! 🎵

Ding!

🎵 Slide to the right! 🎵

Ding!

🎵 Freeze! 🎵

Sharptooth doesn't wait and proceeds to slide anyway. He's really excited I suppose.

AHHH! Sharptooth! Wait! It's not your turn! Nope, nope, nope! :sducky
Title: Re: Slip and Slide Sharptooth
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 29, 2020, 09:55:49 PM
Sharptooth: I’m going!

Ducky: No! No! No!

*Duckbill screams*

Title: Re: Slip and Slide Sharptooth
Post by: Anagnos on March 30, 2020, 02:45:52 AM
Have you ever heard the tragic tale of Sharptooth the Dumb? They say he wanted to use the slide... but forgot to check if anyone was in the way. And so, an innocent duckbill lost her life. Tragic. :cry
Title: Re: Slip and Slide Sharptooth
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 30, 2020, 02:50:08 AM
Have you ever heard the tragic tale of Sharptooth the Dumb? They say he wanted to use the slide... but forgot to check if anyone was in the way. And so, an innocent duckbill lost her life. Tragic. :cry

And that’s the reason why the rest of the alive Gang members agreed on a major consensus to euthanize this mentally retarded Sharptooth. :(
Title: Re: Slip and Slide Sharptooth
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 30, 2020, 02:54:39 AM
Have you ever heard the tragic tale of Sharptooth the Dumb? They say he wanted to use the slide... but forgot to check if anyone was in the way. And so, an innocent duckbill lost her life. Tragic. :cry

And that’s the reason why the rest of the alive Gang members agreed on a major consensus to euthanize this mentally retarded Sharptooth. :(

Boulderdash! :lol
Title: Re: Slip and Slide Sharptooth
Post by: Anagnos on March 30, 2020, 02:55:06 AM
Have you ever heard the tragic tale of Sharptooth the Dumb? They say he wanted to use the slide... but forgot to check if anyone was in the way. And so, an innocent duckbill lost her life. Tragic. :cry

And that’s the reason why the rest of the alive Gang members agreed on a major consensus to euthanize this mentally retarded Sharptooth. :(

Is it wrong that actually makes more sense than what they did in the original film? Better than the vague explanation that Littlefoot turned into a minuscule murderer for a while. :!
Title: Re: Slip and Slide Sharptooth
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 30, 2020, 02:57:40 AM
Have you ever heard the tragic tale of Sharptooth the Dumb? They say he wanted to use the slide... but forgot to check if anyone was in the way. And so, an innocent duckbill lost her life. Tragic. :cry

And that’s the reason why the rest of the alive Gang members agreed on a major consensus to euthanize this mentally retarded Sharptooth. :(

Is it wrong that actually makes more sense than what they did in the original film? Better than the vague explanation that Littlefoot turned into a minuscule murderer for a while. :!

Well, at least he became a murderer for a greater good...right? :thinking
I mean...the Great Valley would be in danger if he kept following the Gang.

Hmm...
Title: Re: Slip and Slide Sharptooth
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 30, 2020, 02:59:48 AM
Have you ever heard the tragic tale of Sharptooth the Dumb? They say he wanted to use the slide... but forgot to check if anyone was in the way. And so, an innocent duckbill lost her life. Tragic. :cry

And that’s the reason why the rest of the alive Gang members agreed on a major consensus to euthanize this mentally retarded Sharptooth. :(

Is it wrong that actually makes more sense than what they did in the original film? Better than the vague explanation that Littlefoot turned into a minuscule murderer for a while. :!

Well, at least he became a murderer for a greater good...right? :thinking
I mean...the Great Valley would be in danger if he kept following the Gang.

Hmm...

Greater good.. you leaf eaters. All Sharptooth wanted was Momma Longneck Meatball Sub. :p 
Title: Re: Slip and Slide Sharptooth
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 30, 2020, 03:05:32 AM
Have you ever heard the tragic tale of Sharptooth the Dumb? They say he wanted to use the slide... but forgot to check if anyone was in the way. And so, an innocent duckbill lost her life. Tragic. :cry

And that’s the reason why the rest of the alive Gang members agreed on a major consensus to euthanize this mentally retarded Sharptooth. :(

Is it wrong that actually makes more sense than what they did in the original film? Better than the vague explanation that Littlefoot turned into a minuscule murderer for a while. :!

Well, at least he became a murderer for a greater good...right? :thinking
I mean...the Great Valley would be in danger if he kept following the Gang.

Hmm...

Greater good.. you leaf eaters. All Sharptooth wanted was Momma Longneck Meatball Sub. :p

Well...it was the Earthshake’s fault tbh that he was separated from his delicious meal. Was it, right?

I’m still gonna say, Sharptooth should’ve targeted those diplodocus instead. :PCera
Title: Re: Slip and Slide Sharptooth
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 30, 2020, 03:07:28 AM
Sharptooth does not error, he recalculates. His ghost haints the Forbidden Poil.
Title: Re: Slip and Slide Sharptooth
Post by: Anagnos on March 30, 2020, 04:10:03 AM
They must hunt for food. It is a cruel world, but that doesn't make them evil. Sharpteeth have feelings too! :thudstonk
Title: Re: Slip and Slide Sharptooth
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 30, 2020, 01:45:53 PM
Ducky teaching Sharptooth how to do the Hokey Pokey near a mountaintop wasn’t the best idea... :oops
Title: Re: Slip and Slide Sharptooth
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 30, 2020, 01:47:58 PM
They must hunt for food. It is a cruel world, but that doesn't make them evil. Sharpteeth have feelings too! :thudstonk

Amen!

Sharptooth slips and belly flips down the slide.

Ouch!
Title: Re: Slip and Slide Sharptooth
Post by: Anagnos on March 31, 2020, 04:43:48 AM
It is like the more damage they cause to the environment, the better. ::)
Title: Re: Slip and Slide Sharptooth
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 31, 2020, 10:46:16 AM
Sharptooth: Ducky play with me!

Ducky: Ahhhhjjjjjjjjjjj!
Title: Re: Slip and Slide Sharptooth
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 31, 2020, 11:08:28 PM
Sharptooth: Ducky play with me!

Ducky: Ahhhhjjjjjjjjjjj!

It reminds me of Pennywise the evil clown.

Sharptooth: Do you want to play a game?

Ooh, I love games! I do, I do. What are we playing today?

Sharptooth: Hehehe... ahahahaha. Well, my tiny little friend, let's play a game of Tag.

"Accidentally" slides down the mountain.

...and you're it.

AAAAAAAHHHH!
Title: Re: Slip and Slide Sharptooth
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 31, 2020, 11:20:57 PM
Sharptooth *Scorpion Ninja Voice* Get over here!

Ducky: Nooooooooo!