The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: landbeforetimelover on July 26, 2007, 02:27:18 AM

Title: Grandpa Longneck Caption
Post by: landbeforetimelover on July 26, 2007, 02:27:18 AM: (http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa146/tlordame/grandpalongneck.png)
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Post by: Flathead770 on July 27, 2007, 01:21:20 AM: oooooooo...shiiiiiinyyyyy
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Post by: Lain_EX on July 28, 2007, 02:39:57 AM: *tries to whistle* Dang! I can't whistle!
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Post by: Tails_155 on July 28, 2007, 07:01:42 PM: (Oh no, swarming leaf gobblers!)

YOU DID...WHAT?!?!?!
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Post by: The Great Valley Guardian on July 28, 2007, 07:57:23 PM: Oooh I think I stepped in something! O.O
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Post by: Ptyra on September 02, 2007, 04:13:19 PM: I did not need to see that!
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Post by: Malte279 on September 02, 2007, 04:25:49 PM: "I have seen and heard a lot in my live but this was the very first time Mr. Threehorn wished me a good morning on his own accord!"
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Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 10, 2008, 07:32:23 PM: "my ppppppppppprecious"
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Post by: Ptyra on April 10, 2008, 07:42:42 PM: (To Littlefoot) You want to be a photographer?
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Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 10, 2008, 08:13:06 PM: "Wait what exactly did you do?"
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Post by: Kor on April 10, 2008, 08:49:48 PM: grandpa Longneck: "I've never seen that before, Mr. Threehorn smiling and laughing."
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Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 10, 2008, 09:01:16 PM: *crack* ohh my back!
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Post by: Cancerian Tiger on April 11, 2008, 12:29:10 AM: Quote from: The Great Valley Guardian,Jul 28 2007 on 06:57 PM
Oooh I think I stepped in something! O.O
:lol :lol :lol :lol

Oh, my! I know I promised Littlefoot I would not eavesdrop on his conversations. It must be that Threehorn gal who's teaching him all that f****** cussing!
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Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 11, 2008, 12:30:13 AM: I love hobbits
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Post by: WeirdRaptor on April 11, 2008, 03:37:40 PM: *CRACK!*

Grandpa Longneck: "Argh! Too old to try that anymore!"
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Post by: Noname on April 18, 2008, 01:55:56 PM: (Thinking): I hope that warm thing I stepped on isn't anyone I know...
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Post by: Kor on April 18, 2008, 05:02:59 PM: Grandpa Longneck (thinking): I've not felt that before, but I think I like it.
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Post by: Noname on April 20, 2008, 12:20:22 AM: Littlefoot's grandfather: I don't know what I'm looking at, but I'm looking right at it!

Ruby: Hey! That's my line!
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Post by: jedi472 on April 27, 2008, 01:57:27 PM: Oh my God! Someone's streaking through the Valley!
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Post by: NeptuneNavigator2001 on April 29, 2008, 08:07:01 PM: Grandpa Longneck: Okay, who wants to play Dominos?!
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Post by: ingster on April 29, 2008, 08:13:56 PM: Grandpa Longneck: d-d-d-did you say blue?!?!
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Post by: Noname on May 02, 2008, 11:06:48 PM: Littlefoot's grandfather: (after crushing some eggs in a nest) (thinking) Just walk away very quietly... and think of someone to pin this on...
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Post by: NeptuneNavigator2001 on May 03, 2008, 02:43:15 AM: Quote from: Noname,May 2 2008 on 08:06 PM
Littlefoot's grandfather: (after crushing some eggs in a nest) (thinking) Just walk away very quietly... and think of someone to pin this on...
:lol: :lol :DD :D :lol: That was a RIOT! I haven't had a good laugh like that all day!
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Post by: Noname on May 04, 2008, 11:38:00 AM: Quote from: jedi472,Apr 27 2008 on 12:57 PM
Oh my God! Someone's streaking through the Valley!
Technically, everytime a dinosaur runs through the valley, they are streaking, as clothes will not be invented for 65 million years. :D
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Post by: NeptuneNavigator2001 on May 04, 2008, 05:54:12 PM: True... Plus, unlike mankind, they do not have shame of their nudity, invalidating clothes anyway...
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Post by: Noname on May 05, 2008, 01:53:17 AM: I know one along those line...

...(after eating the forbidden fruit of knowledge)...(thinking) Oh my God... we're all naked!
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Post by: NeptuneNavigator2001 on May 05, 2008, 06:22:50 AM: Hmm, I have my own beliefs about the forbidden fruit of Genesis... *Keeps them to himself...*

Still, that's, uhh... Well... Hmm... How do I put this...? Unique... And not in a way I think I could condone...
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Post by: kjeldo on May 05, 2008, 07:06:10 AM: oh, hippies!
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Post by: Noname on May 05, 2008, 01:20:44 PM: But eating the fruit of knowledge was a BAD thing to do. Really.

Anyway, here's another one:

Littlefoot's grandfather: Oh my! There IS a stone of cold fire! And it landed right on those threehorns!
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Post by: Lillefot on May 05, 2008, 02:44:37 PM: Director: There! Hold it! Right there! Action!

Grandpa: I hate scenes were I have to stand on one leg...!
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Post by: NeptuneNavigator2001 on May 05, 2008, 08:56:42 PM: *Continuing Lillefot's post, to keep my mind off my bird... For the time being, until he creeps back in...*
Grandpa Longneck: AAAHH! *THUD*
Director: Cut, cut! Great! Now we have to do that whole scene all over again!
Grandpa Longneck: You mean, all twenty minutes of it?!
Director: Yeah. So get back into place!
Grandpa Longneck: *Sigh* (Thinking) They don't pay me enough for this...!
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Post by: NeptuneNavigator2001 on May 06, 2008, 01:42:33 AM: Oh, and by the way kjeldo, I'm not a hippie; I just haven't taken the vow of Nazarite yet... It's mentioned in the Torah; you shave your head when you take the vow, and it's a special sign between Yahweh and His people... How can you assume something like that? I never gave any indication that I was... I don't blame you, though, so don't apologize. You didn't know. Besides, according to the Torah, it is against His commandments to shave the head, so that's why I haven't done it. I keep the Torah, as well as the commandments of Yahshua (commonly called Jesus) - He never said to forsake the Torah, just the Talmud, which the Jewish people were keeping. The Hebrew people always kept the Torah to the bitter end... The Talmud came from Babylon, and is the only thing that actually exists nowadays that was Babylonian.

Sorry about the double post, admins...

Oh, and for the record, I believe that the fruit was actually... Fornication, shall we say? It goes deeper than that, though... With Lucifer and stuff... It's rather unique, I must admit... As to where I get that belief, I'll leave that alone, as it is outside the realm of this topic...
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Post by: Kor on May 06, 2008, 07:01:58 AM: Grandpa Longneck (thinking): One can see so many interesting things from up here.