The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: Weather_lord_7 on August 15, 2007, 07:05:18 PM
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(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n176/Weather_lord_7/LittlefootvsCera.jpg)
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Cera: I SAID NO THROAT SHOTS!
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How dinosaurs perform the heimlich.
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Cera: *choking voice* "Why'd you do that? I said I was sorry for insulting your mom!"
Littlefoot: "Oh nothing, you're just way too ugly."
Cera: *yelling* "YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!!!"
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I still think tug of war would be the less painful alternative.
How dinosaurs perform the heimlich.
Perform the heimlich? What does that mean?
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heimlich maneuver is a maneuver to remove a blockage from one's throat
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heimlich maneuver is a maneuver to remove a blockage from one's throat
Yeah you kind of need to know that for the joke to work. :p
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Littlefoot: I'm soo sorry, Cera. I'm just not an expert at the Hiemlich yet. Promise me we'll still be best friends. Peace?
Cera (in hospital bed using audio keyboard to talk): As soon as my sternum heals, this threehorn is making longneck tenderloin.
Littlefoot: :slap
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This is a really nasty one, but I had to say it.
Littlefoot: Push! Push!
Cera: (breathing rapidly) Not working!
Littlefoot: Let me help you!
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This is a really nasty one, but I had to say it.
Littlefoot: Push! Push!
Cera: (breathing rapidly) Not working!
Littlefoot: Let me help you!
:blink: :slap :bang
Wow...that must be an awfully big egg :x
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Littlefoot turns to Tinylongnecks - Ok class. This is the most effective way of dealing with strangers. Let's pretend Cera is a mean, nasty, egotistical, stubborn, self centered...
Cera thinking while Littlefoot keeps coming up with insults: Get on with it...
Littlefoot after four minutes of insults: mean old bully! First thing to do is distract them. Like so!
Littlefoot charges.
Cera thinking: He's getting some sort of rise out of this...
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Littlefoot: "This is the last time you eat my treestar Cera."
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*just moments prior to this...*
Cera: C'mon Littlefoot! Hit harder!
Littlefoot: I'm not if I shou...
Cera: I said HARDER!
Littlefoot: Ok. Like this?
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Cera: "Threehorns can hit harder then any Longneck."
Littlefoot: "We Longnecks can hit as hard as any threehorn and I can prove it."
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47-52-13-28, HUT!
(for those of you who live overseas, this is from American football.)
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I just had to say this.
Littlefoot:THIS IS SPARTA!!
Cera:What's sparta?
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^^ :lol :lol
Here's to add on:
Cera: This is madness!
Littlefoot: Madness? THIS IS GREAT VALLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cera quickly learns that Littlefoot does not take kindly to "yo momma" jokes.
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Cera quickly learns that Littlefoot does not take kindly to "yo momma" jokes.
Ouch!
Cera(wheezing): Littlefoot! The treesweet's stuck! Help me!
Littlefoot: Incoming!
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Cera:Come on!
Littlefoot:Take that!
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Cera: I'm gonna Piledrive you into next week!
Littlefoot: Not if I Spear you first!
*Professional wrestling*
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^^ :lol :lol
Here's to add on:
Cera: This is madness!
Littlefoot: Madness? THIS IS GREAT VALLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awesome XD
(I'm having too much fun with these...:lol:)
Little Foot: "I HATE YOU!"
Cera: "Umph!"(Suddenly puffs out her cheeks)
Mr. Threehorn(off set): "Cera got those "chipmunk" cheeks from her mother's side..."<_<
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the headbutt from zidane in 2006 in the LBT universe,
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the headbutt from zidane in 2006 in the LBT universe,
Heck yeah! :lol
Referee: Red Tree Star on Littlefoot!
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Littlefoot: "You say only Threehorns can bash things with their heads, I"ll prove you're wrong."
Cera: "OOf."
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Sports announcer: The finalists in the "Rumble in the Valley" traded blows for several hours, before Littlefoot finally ended it with a spectatular blow to the throat.