The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => The Party Room => Topic started by: lbt/cty_lover on December 03, 2007, 07:58:05 PM
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Here are the rules: Go Here. (http://www.realcty.org/mw/index.php?title=Kill_Murray/Save_Murray)
For those that don't want to follow the link, here are the rules.- There are two factions: good for Murray and bad for Murray
- Play alternates between factions. For example, bad starts. Good goes next.
- Gods or deities cannot be brought into it.
- There must always be logical sense to each event. Murray cannot just stop falling if he is falling off of a cliff. He must have a jet-pack or something.
- Things cannot just vanish.
- Murray cannot be given indestructible items, immortality, death, or anything that would automatically make it impossible for the other faction to do anything.
- Murray will not commit suicide.
There will be a few modifications. No time limit, no winning or losing, no drawing, and anybody is welcome.
Example
bad: Murray is being chased by a homicidal maniac with a chainsaw.
good: The maniac is caught by the police.
bad: The police car runs Murray over.
good: Murray was loaded into the ambulance that came with the police car.
bad: The ambulance has untrained paramedics.
good: Murray gets into the emergency room in 3 minutes.
I must warn you all, I am a pro at this.
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I'll start.
Murray falls off of a tall building.
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the firemen are there with the trampoline-y thing
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The firemen decide to have a coffee break and set the trampoline down.
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Some people nearby pick up the trampoline-y thing
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A homicidal maniac with a gun starts shooting the people.
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A truck swerves and hits the homicidal maniac, running him over.
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Murray tears through the trampoline and hits the ground.
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The trampoline was over an open sewer. Murray falls through and lands in the deep, mucky water.
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Murray had a flashlight in his pocket as he landed in the sewers.
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...but the batteries are dead.
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But there is a pack of them left by a construction crew next to him.
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just before he grabs them, a rat bites the pack and runs off.
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the tear lights up the path to the ladder out
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The street collapses, leaving Murray under falling rubble.
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Fortunatly, Murray was only hit by the smallest pieces.
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Returning home, Murray sees a mafia boss being murdered by killers sent by a rival. The killers see Murray and try to eliminate him, since they don’t want witnesses.
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Murray escapes by using an advanced knowledge of survival tactics and informs the police.
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But the police officer informed by Murray takes bribes and is a longtime associate of the gangster who commissioned the murder.
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An undercover police officer kills the corrupt officer and serves as Murray's bodyguard.
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Murray's bodyguard gets arrested for the murder of the corrupt officer, and the gangster sends his men after Murray before he manages to find a new bodyguard.
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Murray gets to the police station and has police officers hunt down the gangster. In the process, the hitmen are killed.
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an oversized... very three dimensional PacMan starts to chase Murray down...
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ILLOGICAL RESPONSE! FOURTH RULE BROKEN!
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how? it's an existing thing isn't it? it's not a "god", it's fully destructible, and it's a 'start' of an event, nothing stopping it from being possible, whose to say it's not a guy dressed as PacMan that I decided to just call PacMan?
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First off, Pac-Man is just a video game character! Doesn't exist in reality!
Second, it must make logical sense. Why would a character in a video game start chasing Murray?
If it is a guy dressed up as Pac-Man, that must be made clear.
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okay, Guy with a gun dressed as PacMan then... -rolls eyes-
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Better.
Off-duty policeman dressed up as a ghost tackles man in Pac-Man costume.
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The man dressed as Pac-Man is a cannibal, and eats the police officer. He then starts chasing Murray again.
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(OOC: :lol: Did the man dressed up as Pac-Man eat a Power Pellet?)
Murray is given indestructible armor and is blessed with immortality by gods. (jk)
Murray begins singing "If We Hold On Together" and the cannibal dressed as Pac-Man is touched enough not to eat Murray.
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Unfortunatly, the cannibal dressed as Pac-Man forgot about the bomb in his outfit, which he accidently sets off when clapping. It explodes.
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The bomb had a really small blast radius, and Murray continues singing "If We Hold On Together" without so much as a scratch from either the explosion or shrapnel.
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However, the Pac-man cannibal's cannibal buddies, thinking Murray killed the Pac-Man cannibal, gang up on him, and attack.
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however, a riot breaks out and moltov cocktails end up striking the cannibal crew
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However, the cannibal gang are prepared, and are wearing fireproof outfits(all as game characters). They continue to chase Murray.
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The cannibals begin to think, "Why him?" and go become existentialists.
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But then, one, dressed as Yoshi, eats the others and goes back to chasing Murray.
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But then the Yoshi dude gets hit by a random falling signboard.
(Kinda like in Pirates of the Carribean...)
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Police officers arrive and, seeing all the corpses around, accuse Murray of murder and drag him to jail. When the gangster, who is still in hiding, hears of that, he bribes one of the jailers who brings in Murray’s cell some poisoned wine and food.
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Murray is immune to the poison, and gets freed after it is found out that he did not commit murder.
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However, a piano being delivered to the prison falls on Murray's head.
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The piano happened to be a foam model of a real piano, and was actually rather soft. It was planned to be put in the section where people are put in straight jackets and soft rooms.
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But then, a truck also being delivered to the prison falls on Murray. It weighs 7 tons.
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The truck falls only on Murray's toe.
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But it smashes through the street and drags him back down to the sewers, where the mutants from the lab live.
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The mutants have developed a civilized society in the sewers and accept Murray into it with open arms and peaceful hugs.
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All except for one, small, and exceptionally strong one, who bites Murray's arm and pulls on it.
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The other mutants kill the vicious mutant, saving Murray.
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However, the ground beneath Murray breaks, and he falls deeper.
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Luckily, Murray was lucky enough to have a fully-functional jet-pack on his back. He uses it to get back to the mutant society.
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unfortunately... he forgot to gas up :rolleyes:
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I did say fully-functional, right?
Post nullified. Try again.
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it is functional, just not full of gas, he only gets partway there, and is still in the air when it runs out
hard to play a game when I can't be as specific as everyone wants :rolleyes:
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Then, a mutant with very long arms reaches down and grabs him, saving Murray's life.
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The long arms are very weak, and Murray continues falling.
Finally, I'm trying to kill Murray again.
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A winged mutant grabs Murray, saving him from his certain death.
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The wing mutant gets too tired from carrying Murray, and drops Murray.
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Murray falls on a trampoline carried by other mutants.
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The trampoline is made of cement (the mutants did not have the knowledge of how to make a trampoline correctly, so they decided cement would be a good building material.)
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The mutants drop the trampoline Murray is on and he continues to fall.
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But Murray wasn't very high above the floor when he started falling, so he doesn't hurt himself.
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But a sewer gator comes to try and eat Murray for dinner!
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The sewer gator is crushed by the cement "trampoline."
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But then, an army of Velociraptors from Jurassic Park attack!
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The velociraptors smell the sewers, and die from disgust. (It is possible!)
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[wait, velociraptors are okay, but not-fully-fueled was questioned?
since when is it truly possible to die from disgust?]
a sudden current rushes through said sewers
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It is a very weak current, it matters nothing to Murray.
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(Velociraptors have a more sensitive smell. Their brains cannot handle the smell, and the brain shuts down.)
The surge becomes viciously strong. Able to crush a man.
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the wood is quite frail and splits in a deep spot
[so why weren't th velociraptors themselves questioned? they're not currently a possible being]
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While Murray is swimming under a hatch, the end of a rope is dropped from above: it is the police. They are seeking for him because they have already caught the gangster and the hitmen who commited the murder witnessed by Murray, and so they must bring him to the trial to testify.
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The rope breaks.
(I didn't feel like questioning the velociraptors. I was a little lazy. They also added a little flare to the game.)
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however, upon his climbing, a bucket frozen to the brim with ice flies down and hits Murray in the right temple
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But, since Murray has a helmet on his head, it doesn't knock him out.
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The water was icy, and Murray is simultaneously getting frostbite and hypothermia.
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There is a stone protuberance on the wall: Murray grabs it and the policemen give him another rope. He climbs up and is immediately carried to the hospital under heavy guard.
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However, the hospital is also preforming bizzare genetic experiments, and they turn Murray into a Velociraptor with genes salvaged from the dead ones in the sewers.
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But he becomes a talking velociraptor, so he still can testify.
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But now he has Raptor instincts, and accidentaly attacks one of his bodyguards.
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Is that good for Murray or bad for Murray? :huh: :huh: :huh:
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WHERE DID THE VELOCIRAPTORS COME FROM? I don't recall a Discovery Channel documentary on Velociraptors today
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Jurassic Park. Anyways, I'd say it's bad for Murray to attack one of his bodyguards.
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In that case, he gets tranquilized so that he doesn't harm anybody else. He is also given a shocking apparatus to stop the violent urges.
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However, the weirdo scientists from the lab start chasing him again, so they can clone him and make thousands of him.
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so TV's fine just not video games?
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The scientists get arrested for trying to interfere with the investigation by disturbing an important witness.
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Well, if you gave a reason for Pac-Man to show up, it would've been okay.
But one gets through, and tasers Murray the Velociraptor.
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But he cannot carry him away because he is surrounded by police and FBI agents.
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But the scientist keeps tazering Murray the Velociraptor.
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A PETA activist comes and beats up the scientist who is tasering Murry the Velociraptor.
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But some random guy throws a flash bang gernade into the room and blinds both the peta activist and murry and then he knocks the peta activist out cold.
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Some of the policemen start beating him with rubber clubs, while the others carry Murray to the car.
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But Murray's violence electrocuter malfunctions, and he rips apart the driver who threw the grenade with his nasty sickle claws.
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The policemen try to capture him with a net and to tranquillize him again.
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But Murray escapes, and starts living in the wild, killing and eating deer. He now lives as if he was always a Velociraptor. And a hunter has him in his sights.
Save Murray from that. I dare you.
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The hunter's gun jams.
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The hunter takes out a pistol and shoots Murray.
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However, it's not fatal, and Murray disembowls the hunter with his killing claws, and eats him.
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The hunter had a huge Rottweiler, which proceeds to viciously attack Murray.
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But some Navy SEAL's are near by and get the Rottweiler off Murray
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But Murray, now a feral Velociraptor, attacks the SEALs.
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Murray gets knocked out by a falling tree branch, and the Navy SEALS put him in cuffs that restrain him before taking him to court to testify.
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The Navy SEALs get an urgent call, go to Iraq, and Murray escapes. Unfortunately, he ends up in the middle of a firefight, and gets caught in the crossfire.
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But, miraculously, Murray was given a newly invented forcefield, designed just for Velociraptors.
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But the forcefield malfunctions and Murray falls into a hole.
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But the hole is not very deep, and Murray the Velociraptor is safe.
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But, miraculously, Murray was given a newly invented forcefield, designed just for Velociraptors.
WHAT! I am sorry, but that is just illogical!
Iraqi insurgents capture Murray and hold him hostage. The Navy SEALs are too proud to surrender, and Murray is most likely doomed.
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*Sigh* Okay, but it's to far to change it.
However, Murray manages to kill the insurgents, and escape.
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The Iraqi insurgents send violent blood-hounds down to track Murray. They use the blood of the dead insurgents, which Murray is covered with.
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However, Murray is still a Velociraptor, and kills many of the Bloodhounds, out outruns the survivors.
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However, he was badly injured by the blood-hounds before escaping, and he is captured by the insurgents after he passes out from blood loss.
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However, the insugents are raided, and Murray is saved and taken to a Nature Preserve, where he healed and observed to learn more about Velociraptors.
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Gene splicing is attempted to return Murray to human form, but something went wrong for the operation and Murray now has a fatal form of cancer.
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However, the cancer is only fatal after 10000000000000000000000 years. But the splicing has left him stuck as a Velociraptor.
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The operation is tried again, and this time they succeed in getting Murray back into human form. However, the doctors were illegal organ farmers and they begin dissecting Murray for his organs.
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However, the trauma reverts Murray back to Velociraptor form, and he slaughters the Doctors..
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(Can we please stop with the velociraptor form! Thank you.)
The doctors inject him with tranquilizer. He reverts back to human, but the amount of tranquilizer injected is above the lethal amount.
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The topic seems dead, so we'll start again.
Murray is covered in kerosene and ignited.
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Fortunatly, he is wearing a heavy, fire-proof suit, the strongest of its kind, keeping the flames from buring him. All Murray feels is a slightly warm sensation.
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Murray's body is very sensitive to heat, and he passes out from heat exhaustion.
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However, the fire soon goes out, and Murray is still safe.
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However, the inside of the suit is still too hot for Murray, and he gets a heat stroke.
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Fortunatly, an off-duty cop finds him and lets him out, then takes him to a five-star resturant.
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There is a homicidal chef there, and he goes on a killing spree. He begins shooting randomly, and both Murray and the cop get shot.
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However, not only are the wounds non-fatal, but the resturant is full of cops, and they all shoot the chef in self-defense.
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The chef, out of desperation, throws his carving knife at the off-duty cop, but instead hits Murray.
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But the knife lodges itself in Murray shoulder, which, whilst painful, is not fatal. The cops shoot and kill the psycho chef, and all is safe.
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Murray begins bleeding profusely due to his hemophilia.
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The cops stave off the bleeding and get him to a hospital with a heavy guard.
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However, the hospital is full of people with hemophilia, and they cannot get Murray's blood to clot due to a shortage of donated blood.
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However, one of the doctors donates her blood to the cause of saving Murray.
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But a terrorist with a nuke strapped to himself randomly enters the room and sets off the nuke before anyone can stop him.
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The nuke was faulty, and doesn't explode.
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The terrorist opens the nuke and dumps the plutonium from the nuke on Murray for no apparent reason.
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Murray's blanket was made of lead, as he had just come from the X-Ray room. The doctors proceed to get the plutonium off of Murray, and the terrorist was apprehended.
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Unfortunatly, a very large Alligator breaks into the hospital.
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The alligator was shot by the police officer to death.
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But, as soon as Murray wakes up, he realizes the Alligator was his pet Alligator, Al, and threatens to commit suicide.
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Murray thinks better of it, and decides not to commit suicide.
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But he threatens to kill the cop if he doesn't get a new pet Alligator.
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He is taken to a mental hospital with nice, padded walls to make sure he doesn't himself or people around him.
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Murray mopes, upset that he got sent to a mental hospital just because he wanted his pet alligator back really badly, and sets up to strangle himself because he'll never see any of his family, or Al the Alligator, again.
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He is sedated by the doctors. He is released into the care of his family for his own good. His family console him about the loss of his alligator.
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However, when he finally gets a new baby Alligator, somebody steals it and threatens to kill it. Murray chases him down, risking his own life.
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Murray saves the alligator without suffering permanent injuries.
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But, one day, when Murray is training his Alligator, he is attacked by people who want a pet Alligator, and is shot four times in the back.
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The shots only hit the shoulder blades, and Murray survives because his parents are doctors who have blood for Murray. The alligator isn't taken because the people who want the alligator think that it would be stupid to take the alligator of a person that they shot.
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This is the second time it has died.
This time, I will do it a little differently. I will give a deadly situation, and then I will save him. Then play continues.
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Murray is choking on some food.
Mrs. Doubtfire performs the Heimlich Maneuver, causing the food to shoot out of Murray's mouth.