The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Hobbies and Recreation => Gamers Zone => Topic started by: Tails_155 on December 08, 2007, 02:35:20 PM
-
Current Games Decided as Horrible:
Strawberry Shortcake - Atari 2600
ET - Atari 2600 ("The title screen was nice" - Blair Butler)
Action 52 - Sega Genesis
Action 52 - Nintendo Entertainment System
Resident Evil - Sony Playstation
Resident Evil 2 - Sony Playstation
Resident Evil 3 - Sony Playstation 2
Bible Buffet - Nintendo Entertainment System
Bible Adventures - Nintendo Entertainment System
Spiritual Warfare - Nintendo Entertainment System
King of Kings - Super Nintendo Entertainment System
Super (3D) Noah's Ark (3D) - Super Nintendo Entertainment System
Big Rigs - Personal Computers
Superman 64 - Nintendo 64 (GameTrailers' choice)
Pac-Man Fever - Nintendo Gamecube
Mario is Missing - Super Nintendo Entertainment System
Sonic Schoolhouse - Yes.... (Dunno what plays it)
Charlie's Angels - Sony Playstation (GameTrailers' pick for worst movie game)
Legend of Zelda: Wand of Gamelon - Phillips CD-I (G4TV, Filter's choice for worst game)
Barbie Horse Adventures - ??? (Would I really need to explain this?)
Bubsy 3D - ??? (Come on...)
Custer's Revenge - Atari something (I don't even want to explain this one)
O_o
I owe Aves for showing me a video of Action 52... and it started me on a quest to see the worst games of all time!
WATCH THE SQUIRREL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkNvQYiM6bw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkNvQYiM6bw)
Upload your favorite YouTube clips of your least favorite video games!
-
Nice, man :lol:
though this may serve best in After Midnight, since the videos do contain bad language. I'm sure Petrie or some other mod will be moving it soon.
and Angry Videogame Nerd is a good way to start the topic, though you also should include a link to the Action 52 review
here we go:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bFOPqbiUjI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bFOPqbiUjI)
again, with the vulger language, this should probably be moved to after midnight
-
obscene but the cursing seems necessary, I mean a non-angry negative review sounds SO WEIRD... and not the good kind
-
The clips were pretty funny. I think I'll be watching his stuff regularly.
-
Don¥t come too close to the window..... Arrgh :lol
-
OMG! Those bible games were so dumb! The things he said I would've said as well if I were playing those games. And not licensed by nintendo? Wouldn't they get sued? I mean, the games were just like other games (except for the Effing dumb one where you carry the sheep and monkeys and crap).
-
I think that was the Noah game.
-
Any "Resident Evil" is the worse game ever made, outside of the RE4.
-
OMG! Those bible games were so dumb! The things he said I would've said as well if I were playing those games. And not licensed by Nintendo? Wouldn't they get sued? I mean, the games were just like other games (except for the Effing dumb one where you carry the sheep and monkeys and crap).
yea... who knew Noah was so strong?
and WR: Does that mean you don't want to be the "Master of unlocking"?
If we get 50 different games with a detestable review or a fairly thorough play-through then We should list them from "sucks" to "OH MY GOD, MY BRAIN" to "I think this game gave me some sort of terminal illness"
oh Action 52 Game-by-games
http://www.arkfullofsorrow.com/act52introplus.htm (http://www.arkfullofsorrow.com/act52introplus.htm)
http://www.arkfullofsorrow.com/act52text.htm (http://www.arkfullofsorrow.com/act52text.htm)
-
lol those bible games are baaad. Apparentley, the developers never got the approval of nintendo to make those games.
-
No, I don't. Not really. *shudders, remembering the bad dialogue*
Yeech, these Bible games you just mentioned sound really bad. I never even heard of them before this, actually.
-
Hello.
It is so funny how that guy reviews those games :lol , but it makes senses, those games are far from be good games at all :p .
-
Wait wait wait wait...Did I missed something? Since when Resident Evil 1, 2 and 3 were considered horrible? o_O The series is very popular and they sell great, and many praise Resident Evil 2 as the best game in the series. From where did they suddenly become "horrible" games?
If you want horrible games, then check out Superman 64 and Big Rigs XD
-
Wasn't there a Bible game for the SNES that was ripped from a Wolfenstein game of some sort?
-
Wait wait wait wait...Did I missed something? Since when Resident Evil 1, 2 and 3 were considered horrible? o_O The series is very popular and they sell great, and many praise Resident Evil 2 as the best game in the series. From where did they suddenly become "horrible" games?
I think WR was just stating how he felt about the series.
But you're right, Keni. RE is a very successful and popular game series. Though not everyone likes RE.
Wasn't there a Bible game for the SNES that was ripped from a Wolfenstein game of some sort?
Yeah.. Noah's Ark 3-D.
-
anyone wanna add their other loathsome games? I'm adding Mario is Missing even though I enjoyed the game, I know it wasn't received well
-
Wasn't there a Bible game for the SNES that was ripped from a Wolfenstein game of some sort?
Yeah.. Noah's Ark 3-D.
Oh, mercy.... THAT game. Yeah, I heard it was ripped from a Wolfenstein game. It was a Noah game where you threw food with a slingshot at animals. If you hit them, they "went to sleep fed." I'm sure games like this aren't even licensed. I think I might have an unlicensed game for the NES (that a friend took from me after borrowing it and never returning it, but that may be for the best...). It was called "Galactic Crusader." The cartridge was blue, and in the game, the title screen had some witch thing flying across it, and you was a butterfly-looking ship in space that could take a few hits, but become smaller and smaller butterflies. Also, there were weapon upgrades. Really odd game.
-
Wasn't there a Bible game for the SNES that was ripped from a Wolfenstein game of some sort?
Yeah.. Noah's Ark 3-D.
Oh, mercy.... THAT game. Yeah, I heard it was ripped from a Wolfenstein game. It was a Noah game where you threw food with a slingshot at animals. If you hit them, they "went to sleep fed." I'm sure games like this aren't even licensed. I think I might have an unlicensed game for the NES (that a friend took from me after borrowing it and never returning it, but that may be for the best...). It was called "Galactic Crusader." The cartridge was blue, and in the game, the title screen had some witch thing flying across it, and you was a butterfly-looking ship in space that could take a few hits, but become smaller and smaller butterflies. Also, there were weapon upgrades. Really odd game.
there was a game my uncle showed me when I was very little that was a direct wolfenstien hack
you went around basically killing Barney the Dinosoar and Beavis and Butthead
fun times!
-
Wasn't there a Bible game for the SNES that was ripped from a Wolfenstein game of some sort?
Yeah.. Noah's Ark 3-D.
Oh, mercy.... THAT game. Yeah, I heard it was ripped from a Wolfenstein game. It was a Noah game where you threw food with a slingshot at animals. If you hit them, they "went to sleep fed." I'm sure games like this aren't even licensed. I think I might have an unlicensed game for the NES (that a friend took from me after borrowing it and never returning it, but that may be for the best...). It was called "Galactic Crusader." The cartridge was blue, and in the game, the title screen had some witch thing flying across it, and you was a butterfly-looking ship in space that could take a few hits, but become smaller and smaller butterflies. Also, there were weapon upgrades. Really odd game.
There's a story going around that ID handed their game to Wisdom Tree to turn into Noah's Ark 3-D.
-
I think WR was just stating how he felt about the series.
But you're right, Keni. RE is a very successful and popular game series. Though not everyone likes RE.
I know WR was stating his opinion about the series, but that wasn't what I meant. I was just mentioning about both RE1, 2 and 3 being on the list at the beginning of the topic.
If that list is by the general opinion of this board, then my bad. But if it's from an official source that includes those three games as horrible games, then yeah that's what I meant.
-
Oh..oops. Sorry. I didn't see that list, must have overlooked it. I only saw WR's statement and thought that was what you were referring to. Boy now I feel stupid... ^^;
-
What's the WORST game I've played?
E.T. for the Atari.
I don't think ANYTHING needs to be said.
-
yea, it's just general thread opinion, all the ones mentioned plus ones I otherwise commonly find as "bad" I put on here (It takes a lot for me to not start listing MegaMan games, but that's personal opinion, not public)
-
I don't think anyone wil particularly care what games someone dislikes, because it doesn't change that game in anyone's eyes. I couldn't tell you one way or the other if Megaman is any good, myself, as the series just doesn't interest me.
-
-added Pac-Man Fever upon his friend's request-
-
Sonic Schoolhouse
or whatever its called
combines Sonic the Hedgehog with edutainment gameplay
-
WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE - http://youtube.com/watch?v=4jrsKB4g8s0 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=4jrsKB4g8s0)
I cried
oh and Big Rigs: Best physics ever!
-
Current Games Decided as Horrible:
Strawberry Shortcake - Atari 2600
Resident Evil - Sony Playstation
Resident Evil 2 - Sony Playstation
Resident Evil 3 - Sony Playstation 2
Bible Buffet - Nintendo Entertainment System
In my opinion, those three games are not terrible. They are amazing, but that's my opinion, and this is yours.
All the other games on your list I can agree with.
-
I know some people find RE games great, I just added what people posted :p
I think they're mentioned on a more respectable list somewhere
-
That really surprises me that people would think Resident Evil games are bad. I mean, there are some that are terirble, but those first three define what the series is, besides Resident Evil 4.
-
Has anybody seen the Irate Gamer?
-
Dragon's Lair on NES absolutely SUCKS! (I give it a Z-. You seriously CAN'T get worse than that.) It's said to be so crappy that no one has beaten it, but that's not true.
Here's the guy who actually beat it and tells you exactly HOW to beat it (Make sure to watch BOTH parts):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AsWF21VOzQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AsWF21VOzQ)
Seriously, why doesn't this guy have a medal? He's got THE balls!
-
cod 4 why, chavs and 12 year olds
-
I've played a few bad games in my day. One was the Roger Rabbit game for the NES. Man that game was baaaadd. Another one was Metal Gear for the NES. "I feel asleep." XD
-
Back To The Future(NES) - the game had nothing to do with the movie other then the title screen LJN screwed it up bad.
The Land Before Time(GBC) - the movie was great , so the game should be great right - WRONG, LBT for the game boy color is the worst dino game ever and what's the deal with playing as Cera the entire game wasn't Littlefoot the protagonist.
Castlevania:The Adventure(GB) - most Castlevania games are awesome but not CV:the adventure the main character(Christoper Belmont) has the speed of a snail pulling a double decker bus and every time you get hit by an enemy you lose a whip upgrade, that never happened in any of the other games sorry but this is one occasion where Dracula takes all.
Terminator 2:Judgement day(Genesis/Megadrive) - how could Arnold let this happen this has to be even worse then the Terminator game on NES why because Arnold can't punch someone if there close to him and he looks like a marionette ande barly gets of the ground when he jumps put that with the fact that he is the SLOWEST thing in the game*sigh* this one is gonna have to be terminated - hasta la vista baby.
-
The Angry Video Game Nerd had a game that dealt with Back to the future and he has others about other games. I won't provide any links since he is not g rated when he is doing he angry video game nerd character. It does look like a very bad game. I think they even got what Marty wore in the movie totally wrong if I recall correctly.
-
I know its not G rated AVGN curses way too much.
-
Wasn't there a Bible game for the SNES that was ripped from a Wolfenstein game of some sort?
Yeah.. Noah's Ark 3-D.
Oh, mercy.... THAT game. Yeah, I heard it was ripped from a Wolfenstein game. It was a Noah game where you threw food with a slingshot at animals. If you hit them, they "went to sleep fed." I'm sure games like this aren't even licensed.
Hilariously, nothing about the game is changed. The levels are swastikas. There are hidden morse code messages.
But Hitler became a giraffe. Frickin' awesome.
Also Big Rigs.
YOU'RE WINNER!
-
heck at the end of the game it should've said "we managed to rip off Wolfenstein,and you had to sit through the rip off suckers" that would've made the game worth playing :lol :p
-
heck at the end of the game it should've said "we managed to rip off Wolfenstein,and you had to sit through the rip off suckers" that would've made the game worth playing :lol :p
Actually, it isn't even a rip-off. Rumor has it iD gave Wisdom Tree the code to Wolfenstein after Nintendo Bowdlerized it terribly (took out all the blood, no reference to Nazis or swastikas, etc.) so they could make a Bible game.
-
they did, and wisdom tree made it even worse all it was is just a bible version of wolfenstein then again it isn't even close because since when did the holy bible mention Noah going around shooting animals with a slingshot.
-
I saw the Angry Video Game Nerd's show about that. Whatever he uses for ammo in his slingshot puts them to sleep. I guess its like the AVGN says, he shoots the ammo so hard it knocks them out. & odd that so many animals all want Noah dead.
-
I think the fruit is made with the same LSD that made him see craploads of deadly goats all over the Ark. So that's what happened to the dinosaurs. :lol
-
maybe and what's with those wierd kicks the goats can do to hit you from a distance a kick is sopposed to be a CLOSE-COMBAT techneque.
-
Maybe it is a bad lsd trip.
PBS had a show where they showed ergot, a type of fungus, can grow on rye and other plants humans can eat and it has chemicals that have the same effect as lsd, or may contain lsd, I forgot the exact details.
Found the link to the site a Secrets of the Dead episode: http://www.pbs.org/wnet/secrets/previous_s...alem/index.html (http://www.pbs.org/wnet/secrets/previous_seasons/case_salem/index.html)