The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: Lain_EX on April 06, 2008, 01:31:14 AM
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(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p192/Lain_EX/Screenshots/hotel_mario_intro001_22__0001.jpg)
Mario: "Eh, Luigi! Is this the secret-a recipe for pepperoni pizza?"
Not the usual catchphrase! XD
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"It's a note from Bowser reminding us that the princess is scheduled to be kidnapped next Tuesday at 2:pm and we are scheduled to rescue her at 4 pm, instead of at 5 since his dentist moved his appointment."
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Mario: It's...a love letter!
....from you, Luigi.
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This letter has a secret! :3
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Mario: "Hey, this letter shows the location of the secret warp whistle."
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Mario: "Heh heh heh! And with these pictures of Luigi getting it on with Yoshi, I can backmail coins out of him for years to come!"
Luigi: "I a-have no a-brother!"
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Mario: Bowser's kidnapped the princess!
Luigi: I hope he's made lotsa spegetti!"
(CD-i picture gets actual lame CD-i dialog)
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Mario: It's a letter from the usual, the princess had been kidnapped... blah, blah, blah... hotels, et cetera, et cetera, rescue her if you can... we all know the drill...
Luigi: Let's not be late; we're scheduled to rescue the princess by 5:00 p.m.
Mario: Yeah, arranging for the princess to be regularly kidnapped and rescued again and again was the best deal we ever made; we can keep making games for decades!
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Luigi: What's that?
Mario: It's the sales figures for our latest game... *Looks at paper.* That darn hedgehog outsold us again!
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Mario: "It's a letter from that hedgehog, inviting us and all our friends & enemies to compete in some Olympics."