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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 09, 2008, 09:56:55 PM

Title: Another F-15 caption
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 09, 2008, 09:56:55 PM: (http://i13.servimg.com/u/f13/11/14/92/57/06031110.jpg) (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=9&u=11149257)

Plane 20 million dollars.
Pilot training 15 million dollars.
Matinence cost 10 million dollars.
Totaling two of your air forces aircraft priceless. there are some thing money can't buy for everything else there's mastercard accecpted by Air Forces world wide.
Title: Another F-15 caption
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 10, 2008, 06:46:12 PM: Pilot:The insuranse company's never going to beleive this.
Title: Another F-15 caption
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 10, 2008, 11:26:47 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1aKxAN7bAs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1aKxAN7bAs)
Vid explaining how this happened
Title: Another F-15 caption
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 10, 2008, 11:39:37 PM: Mcdonald Douglas executive: You mean to tell me that You lost your wing in the air?
Title: Another F-15 caption
Post by: Mirumoto_Kenjiro on April 11, 2008, 07:31:37 PM: Captain: I ordered an F-15 with desert camo! This isn't a black & white world you know!

Crewman: Sir, the PHOTO is black & white.

Captain: You have yet to go digital?
Title: Another F-15 caption
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 15, 2008, 12:52:14 AM: Pilot:(talking on phone) It's gonna cost whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Don't make me call Chuck Norris! Insuranse guy: Ok! I'll lower the cost just please don't call him! Pilot:That's Better uh huh nice doing business with you to.
Title: Another F-15 caption
Post by: Kor on April 15, 2008, 06:14:25 AM: Guy in white standing to guy knealing: "Hey buddy, mind if I take it out for a spin?"
Title: Another F-15 caption
Post by: The Chronicler on April 15, 2008, 07:56:01 PM: Guy on the left says to the guy on the right: "Remember to stay clear of the engines. You wouldn't want to get sucked in like that other guy did."

Guy on the right: "I wonder if they ever finished cleaning the engine of that jet."
Title: Another F-15 caption
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 15, 2008, 08:40:56 PM: Pilot:And that's how I got the callsign "Solowing".
Rookie pilot:Wow!
Pilot:When I got my new plane I paint the area of where I lost wing of my old F-15 Red.
Title: Another F-15 caption
Post by: Noname on April 15, 2008, 11:04:24 PM: British-sounding narrator: We see here a wounded F-15 in its natural habitat...
Title: Another F-15 caption
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 16, 2008, 12:36:40 AM: This is what happens when an F-15 pilot pisses off an F-22 Pilot.
Title: Another F-15 caption
Post by: Vilstrup on April 16, 2008, 11:21:09 AM: Maintainer one: Did you find anything?

Maintainer two: Nope, oh wait. JACK POT... dead man in the engine

Maintainer one: S***, this is gonna take the whole night :bang
Title: Another F-15 caption
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 16, 2008, 12:02:02 PM: Mechanic:"Who screwed around with this engine"?
Base commander:*meekly raises hand*
everyone on base: :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Another F-15 caption
Post by: Vilstrup on April 16, 2008, 02:00:44 PM: Pilot: Okay, WHO left my keys in my fighter?

CO-pilot looks around for a escape rute
Title: Another F-15 caption
Post by: Mirumoto_Kenjiro on April 16, 2008, 07:51:12 PM: The aftermath of a refueling accident from the other thread...
Title: Another F-15 caption
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 16, 2008, 07:55:59 PM: Why F-16 pilots envy F-15 pilots.
Title: Another F-15 caption
Post by: Serris on April 17, 2008, 08:03:15 PM: Is this fixable?
Title: Another F-15 caption
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on April 20, 2008, 08:46:28 PM: Never make AWACS jokes when you're waiting to refuel and the AWACS is right in front of you. In fact it's best not to make AWACS jokes at all.