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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: Lillefot on August 07, 2008, 02:35:45 PM

Title: Petrie n' Ducky Caption 2
Post by: Lillefot on August 07, 2008, 02:35:45 PM: Captions away!

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb226/Fragilis/vlcsnap-103508.png)

"Ducky: "There you are, infidel! Now you'll pay!"
Petrie: "Snooooreee...."
Title: Petrie n' Ducky Caption 2
Post by: Mumbling on August 07, 2008, 02:42:05 PM: Ducky: "I'll get you for eating my brother!"
Title: Petrie n' Ducky Caption 2
Post by: Noname on August 07, 2008, 02:55:39 PM: Ducky: I waiteded all night for you at the 24-hour waffle stand and did you show up? No, no, no!
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Post by: rosie on August 07, 2008, 04:25:42 PM: Ducky: GRRR! I am an sharptooth.
Petrie: SNooze. :^.^:
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Post by: Drake on August 07, 2008, 06:16:44 PM: Ducky: Will you stop snoring?! I can hear you all the way down in the valley!
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Post by: Ptyra on August 07, 2008, 09:15:52 PM: Ducky: Did you forget your C-PAP again?
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Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on August 07, 2008, 09:22:27 PM: Ducky: Why weren't you on Xbox live tonight?
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Post by: jedi472 on August 07, 2008, 09:32:14 PM: Ducky: My precious!
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Post by: Ptyra on August 07, 2008, 09:39:23 PM: Ducky: PETRIE! Help me find that sorcorer that made me look like Midna!

...Well I think she does in this pic.
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Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on August 07, 2008, 09:43:24 PM: Ducky: Yo buddy. You still alive?
Petrei: ZZZZ
Ducky: I'll take that as a yes.
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Post by: Kor on August 07, 2008, 11:16:21 PM: Ducky: "As guildmaster I demand you tell me why you messed our guild raid a short time ago."

Petrie continues to snore, unaware Ducky is even there.
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Post by: landbeforetimelover on August 07, 2008, 11:31:48 PM: Ducky (thinking): You scared me in my sleep and now it's your turn. REVENGE!!!

BTW, image compression is needed please! It doesn't need to be 1.3mb! That's huge to our dialup users and it took me over 5 seconds on wifi to load! This is unacceptable with an image of such low dimensions.
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Post by: Ptyra on August 08, 2008, 02:42:29 AM: Ducky: (narrorating a fake documentary) Slowly, the belly-dragger sneaks up on its unexpecting prey...
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Post by: Noname on August 09, 2008, 10:25:28 AM: Narrator: Under the influence of a crescent moon, young Duckbill dinosaurs go insane. Here is one instance, where an unsuspecting pterodactyl is going to find out just how violent and crazy young Ducky really is...

Ducky: You've made fun of my big feet for the last time! After I've pulled you down from your nest and "stompted" you, you'll never make fun of me again!

(I know, this is a running gag...)
Title: Petrie n' Ducky Caption 2
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on August 11, 2008, 12:00:56 AM: Ducky(psychotically): "I cannot believe you, of all our friends, stole my lithium, oh no no no! Now you shall pay for your addiction, yep yep yep! Oh, yes you will!"

Petrie is too doped up to reply :P:.
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Post by: Noname on August 14, 2008, 04:02:14 PM: Ducky: I am so mad at you! First, you say you will meet me at the bottom of your nest, then you tell me to climb to the top of it, and when I finally reach the top, you are asleep! I cannot help that it took me so long to reach the top, no, no, no! My big feet (running gag) are made for swimming, not climbing, and those rocks were pointy and painful to step on, they were!
Title: Petrie n' Ducky Caption 2
Post by: Drake on August 14, 2008, 07:47:12 PM: Ducky finally snaps...
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Post by: Spartanguy88 on August 14, 2008, 08:50:08 PM: -Also from Lord of the Rings-

Ducky: "He stole it from us! Yup yup yup!"
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Post by: WeirdRaptor on August 14, 2008, 09:12:56 PM: Ducky: Now I'll get him for dropping me into those rapids. Yep...yep...yep...

Petrie: Snore *moments away from death*
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Post by: LBTFan13 on August 15, 2008, 12:11:25 PM: Ducky: Time to get my revenge on you for blaming me for what happened to Cera's dad in the last caption joke!

Petrie: (in a dream) It not me........ it Ducky fault.......
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Post by: Petrie. on August 17, 2008, 05:54:44 PM: Quote from: Ptyra,Aug 7 2008 on 08:15 PM
Ducky: Did you forget your C-PAP again?
Bahahaha!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's perfect.
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Post by: Malte279 on August 18, 2008, 05:05:38 AM: What does C-PAP mean? :unsure:
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Post by: kjeldo on August 18, 2008, 07:50:06 AM: ducky: next time when you give a party, don't throw me out of the window, i landed in the trash cans of mr threehorn oh yes yes yes,
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Post by: Cancerian Tiger on August 19, 2008, 11:59:56 PM: Quote from: Malte279,Aug 18 2008 on 04:05 AM
What does C-PAP mean? :unsure:
To answer your question, CPAP stands for continuous positive airway pressure. A CPAP machine is used by folks with chronic sleep apnea. Hope that helps ya ;).

Ducky: "Arrgh! And I thought Spike's snoring was bad! Put a treesweet in it, already!"

Petrie(hears Spike in dream): "Mmm! Treesweets!"

Ducky: :slap
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Post by: Amaranthine on December 13, 2008, 04:31:47 AM: Quote from: WeirdRaptor,Aug 14 2008 on 05:12 PM
Ducky: Now I'll get him for dropping me into those rapids. Yep...yep...yep...

Petrie: Snore *moments away from death*
Oh geez...that caption just brought me back memories of reading a fanfiction that had Petrie die in his sleep...he was dreaming about seeing his mom, who passed away in the story, and he was saying, "I'll be there mom," or something along those lines...then he dies.

Now that was when I was 13 or 14 so I really took that fanfiction to heart and just wanted to cry about it. :cry2

Sorry about that, just needed to say that.

On topic:
Ducky: Why does Cera have to make me wake up him? His home is so high up, and he sleeps like a log!
Petrie: SNORE!!
Title: Petrie n' Ducky Caption 2
Post by: Ptyra on December 13, 2008, 04:01:45 PM: I'll just pretend there's someone else with her

Ducky: Light the torch
Someone: ...Is it him? Is it the one we seek?
Ducky: I cannot tell. Search for the star on his chest
(does so)
Someone: ...No star...this isn't the one
Ducky: ...No...it is not he...very well...kill it...it will be our supper.

Yay for "Bone"isms. I'll have to do another one with Ducky as the Hooded One.
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Post by: Cancerian Tiger on December 13, 2008, 11:07:17 PM: That's sad, Rat_Lady7 :cry.

*Ducky seriously has a crush on Petrie, and therefore is about to kidnap him and run away with him*

Ducky: "My preciousssss!"
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Post by: Lain_EX on December 14, 2008, 01:10:48 AM: Ducky: Oh, you... I will get you for that! Yes, I will! D=<
Petrie: zzz -.-
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Post by: Drake on December 14, 2008, 01:36:13 AM: Ducky: Ow! I think I pulled a muscle. Why does he have to make his nest all the way up here anyway?
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Post by: Kor on December 14, 2008, 02:41:11 AM: Ducky "Why can't his family make a nest on the ground. Then Cera can wake him up herself."
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Post by: Ptyra on December 14, 2008, 08:31:07 PM: Ducky as The Hooded One: You have been spared for now...Phonicible P. Bone!"
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Post by: Cancerian Tiger on January 31, 2009, 02:14:21 AM: Ducky: "Petrie, I have been waiting for TEN minutes for you to come back with my frappuchino. Now, WHERE IS MY FREAKIN' FRAPPUCHINO?!"

Petrie: "Zzzzzzzzz..."
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Post by: Kor on January 31, 2009, 02:37:50 AM: Ducky thinking: "Climbing all this way to ask the mysterious dino the question & it is Petrie and he is asleep!"
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Post by: Ptyra on February 01, 2009, 03:29:59 AM: After getting bitten thrice by a *COUGHREAL* vampire, Ducky has gone to spread the disease...her first victim...
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Post by: Cancerian Tiger on May 09, 2009, 11:47:51 PM: *Upon realizing she had left her antipsychotics at Petrie's nest THREE DAYS before*

Ducky: "Must...get...MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS!"
Title: Petrie n' Ducky Caption 2
Post by: Noname on May 31, 2009, 09:04:39 PM: Ducky climbed mount Everest, always dreaming that she would be the first one there, only to find that petrie had beaten her to it.