The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: kjeldo on August 11, 2008, 03:19:43 PM
-
caption this!
(http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj195/kjeldo/Tria.jpg)
-
Tricia (off screen):"please don't squish me mom!''
-
Tria: (steps off of the scale) Well, I seem to have lost a ton of weight... literally.
-
Oh, yeah baby! Nobody knows I've been running off-screen! When fans view the next sequel, they won't be able to stereotype me as some weak and lazy female! And boy did that hedonism help me internally cope with that harsh junk!
-
Rita Repulsa: *Shortly before this picture was taken.* Magic wand of whatever, make my monster grow!
-
tria is changing the diaper of tricia,
-
Tria: "This mud feels all warm and gooey on my toes. Come and Try some Topsy."
-
Tria saying: i just found a prety rock.
-
Tria: This mud feels so good... (Tria doesn't realize that she is sinking into quicksand...)
P.S. How in the world would hedonism help anything?! It would only make things worse! And I'm sure that the only thing of significance to the series that Tria has done offscreen was to... make Tricia... with Tops...
-
Tria: "Hmm... is it dead? ...*pokes* ...atleast it feels dead..."
-
Tria: (Looks in the water) (thinking) Do my horns make me look fat?
-
Oh, yeah baby! Nobody knows I've been running off-screen! When fans view the next sequel, they won't be able to stereotype me as some weak and lazy female! And boy did that hedonism help me internally cope with that harsh junk!
What "harsh junk?" And how does hedonism help one "internally cope" with anything?! It doesn't! And Tria is still a weak, soft, pink female!
Now for the joke...
Tria: Oh, look, a treesweet...
Narrator: Little does the weak, soft, pink female dinosaur know that she is about to be caught in the world's biggest moustrap... If her mate doesn't get her out of this, she is doomed.