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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => The Party Room => Topic started by: Petrie. on August 20, 2008, 10:21:23 PM

Title: Before Computers
Post by: Petrie. on August 20, 2008, 10:21:23 PM

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And a floppy disk was something
Terribly wrong in your back.

Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!

Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!

Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!

 :lol  :lol  :lol

Title: Before Computers
Post by: jedi472 on August 20, 2008, 10:26:13 PM

:lol: Freakin' hilarious, man! Loved it!

Title: Before Computers
Post by: Mumbling on August 21, 2008, 01:52:13 AM

:lol Haha awesome

Title: Before Computers
Post by: Lillefot on August 21, 2008, 05:01:26 AM

Totally, brutal good! Hilarious!  :lol  :lol:

Title: Before Computers
Post by: landbeforetimelover on August 21, 2008, 07:56:32 AM

Wow.  That was the best.  I'd much rather have computer problems than those described above though. :p  :lol

Title: Before Computers
Post by: kjeldo on August 21, 2008, 08:14:39 AM

ghehehe!

Title: Before Computers
Post by: Amaranthine on August 27, 2008, 11:13:08 PM

That's pretty funny! :lol

Title: Before Computers
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on August 27, 2008, 11:28:56 PM

That was awesome! :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  B)  B)  :DD  :wow  :wow  :DD

Title: Before Computers
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on August 28, 2008, 01:05:58 AM

:lol  :lol  :lol  :lol

So good and it makes sense!

Title: Before Computers
Post by: Kor on August 28, 2008, 01:08:04 AM

:lol   Very true, and very funny also.   :lol

Title: Before Computers
Post by: F-14 Ace on September 06, 2008, 05:07:47 PM

Quote from: Petrie,Aug 20 2008 on  09:21 PM

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And a floppy disk was something
Terribly wrong in your back.

Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!

Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!

Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!

 :lol  :lol  :lol

And if you had a 2 1/2 inch floppy, you hoped that no one ever found out!

(I saw that in anothr version of this joke)

Title: Before Computers
Post by: Vaan360 on September 08, 2008, 12:56:16 PM

:lol very funny indeed :lol

Title: Before Computers
Post by: Explorer on September 08, 2008, 01:08:01 PM

That's being inventive! :lol:  :lol Its really funny!