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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: Spartanguy88 on September 29, 2008, 11:35:19 AM

Title: Homer Simpson caption
Post by: Spartanguy88 on September 29, 2008, 11:35:19 AM: (http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f319/invisiblegorilla/Homer_President_resized2.jpg)

Homer: Obama and McCain had nothing on me!
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Post by: action9000 on September 29, 2008, 12:52:19 PM: That's right...I ate the whoole thing. B)
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Post by: Lillefot on September 29, 2008, 12:59:24 PM: Homer: "Vote me, and free dougnuts to the people of America!"
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Post by: kjeldo on September 29, 2008, 01:23:39 PM: vote me and dougnuts will be controlled before they are in stores,
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Post by: Cancerian Tiger on September 30, 2008, 01:43:55 AM: Homer: "Vote for me and doughnuts, burgers and beer will be all that's on the Food Pyramid. Mmmm...doughnuts."
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Post by: Kor on September 30, 2008, 04:43:34 AM: Homer: "Yes, my fellow Americans, I am your president and you can be sure I'll not abuse my power, after I get even with everyone who has ever made fun of me, made my life difficult, who doesn't like me, & the same goes for those who don't like our country, or doesn't agree to go along with how we do things."
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Post by: Littlefoot90 on October 04, 2008, 06:35:31 AM: Hommer the President LOL. :rolleyes:
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Post by: Amaranthine on October 24, 2008, 11:50:11 PM: Phhft! Obama and Mccain are nothing compared to me! I am the REAL symbol of America!

*every American cringes*
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Post by: Spartanguy88 on October 29, 2008, 08:52:56 PM: "I'm Homer Simpson, and I approved this message."

America, our canidates both have the wrong motivation for this election. Barack Obama says it's about change; John McCain says it's about experience. Well I, Homer J. Simpson have this to say: IT'S ABOUT AMERICA!!!!! And doughtnuts.

Homer-Bart 2008
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Post by: Kor on October 29, 2008, 09:54:28 PM: "As president I say if if you foreign types want to see me you have to kiss my feet."
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Post by: Spartanguy88 on May 27, 2009, 11:08:42 AM: *Homer is holding a ton of balloons*

Homer: I hope this works...
*Walks up to Barack Obama*

Homer: These are for you if you let me be the President of the United States.

Obama: Well, I already got some balloons... but they're not this nice. Deal.
*Takes balloons and walks away. Homer sits in President's seat*

Homer: Sucker...
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Post by: Nick22 on May 27, 2009, 12:28:26 PM: Yes, I just barred flanders from coming within 100 feet of me.
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Post by: Cancerian Tiger on May 27, 2009, 12:37:32 PM: "I, President Homer J. Simpson, have dubbed today as a national holiday. Effective today, every year this day comes around, all of America will have to underwear as hats. This applies to those of you, including you Miss Britney Spears, who don't wear underwear!"
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Post by: Nick22 on May 27, 2009, 12:39:53 PM: Flanders: ER.. MR President, I know you're busy running the country and all, But could I at least get my BBQ grill back. I've got a cookout coming up this week.. and I really need it..
Homer: Fine... its in the closet down the hall...
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Post by: Noname on May 31, 2009, 04:36:44 PM: I have just issued an executive order mandating that donuts be made available in ever store in America!