The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => The Party Room => Topic started by: lbt/cty_lover on October 04, 2008, 11:33:43 AM
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I got this idea from another board I'm on.
We have never had a foodfight on this forum! That is unnaceptable! So, post you reaction to the food flung/dumped/splashed on you, then post what you throw at/fling on the next poster.
I'll start this food fight off.
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*hamburger at the next poster*
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Omg a hamburger!
*throws steak at next poster* *Evil grin*
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*throws corn dog at next poster* :D
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*throws Subway melt at next poster*
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Hehe
*Trows a giant Banana at next poster*
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O.O
*throws a pizza at the next poster*
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Arrr!
*throws cherry pie at next poster*
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Cherry pie? yuck :lol
*trows an egg at next poster*
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This one will make ma dinner...
*throws soup at the next poster*
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Soup! It burns!
NOTE- You can use utensils to defend yourself.
*draws plate* Ha! Now I'm safe!
*throws pancake*
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Engarde!
*Uses a knife and cuts the pancake*
*throws an apple*
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That's easy :p
*Grabs the apple and start's eating it*
*Trows a mango at next poster*
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Mmm mango...*takes a plastic bag and watches the fruit fall in it*
*throws a chocolate muffin at the next poster*
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Its mine! *Springs towards the muffin*
Its a shame having to waste it...
*throws a gum at the next poster*
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*Splashes ketchup on next poster!!*
Muahahahahhaha
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ewww :P:
*throws a dog biscuit at the next poster* mwahahaha!!!!!
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*Turns around and gets hit*
O.O
*throws cheese*
You shall be mutilated!
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Yum! *licks chops and gets it with a fork, but sees it's blue cheese, so she throws it away*
*throws a vegetarian hot dog at the next poster*
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*blocks hot dog with plate*
*grabs spork* Fear me! I have the ultimate utensil; a SPORK!
*begins dueling Explorer while throwing Hagrid's cakes at people*
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TouchÈ! *accepts the duel and crosses weapons*
*grabs a cake and uses it as a small shield*
*Throws an orange*
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oooh...
*picks up the jelly and throws it at the next poster!*
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Holy smoke! Jelly dodge!
Throws meatballs at next poster!
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*dodges the meatballs*
*grabs mustard and squirts at Explorer*
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Hah! *uses the cakes to protect*
*throws water around*
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Oh.. You made me all wet!!!
*Throws Strawberry Shortcake on next poster*
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Crap now I'm all wet too and.. red.. haha wet and red.. that rhymes :D
:o
!!!
*throws spinach to everyone :D :p *
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*gets wet* :p
Muahahaha! *puts on chef's clothes which are supposed to get food on them!*
Ha, I'm immune! :p :D
*tosses little pieces of cheese chunks around everywhere*
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Me just gained Popeye's strength!!!!
*Throws DOGFOOD & Rotten Fish on the next poster*
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gets hit by rotten food*
.... how unfortunate... :wow
Fills a canon with squashed Kiwi.
Carnage!!!
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Let me regulate heat!
*Starts to boil water*
Meanwhile...
*throws bread around* *Includes cheese*
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grabs Ninja bandana*
Sneaks around throwing bananas on the ground*
Throws banana at Mumbling! :wow
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Grrrr!
*makes tank to launch food*
*Fires blizzard at next poster*
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*gets splashed in face* Grrrrr Gustav!
*throws water with cookie crumbles at your nice suit!* hah! now have your sis' birthday party :p
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Okay I see this topic resulting in a lot of people with too much time on their hands gathering up insane numbers of posts insanely quickly. :p
*watches as all the newer members pass his post count :p*
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*picks up a pizza with anchovies, guacamole, meat and veggies (fill in the details yourselves; I only slept three hours! xD) and chucks the whole thing at the next person*
That's right, GOF. NeptuneNavigator2001 is back... For good...
*throws a moldy block of cheese in the opposite direction*
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Just watching, tim? :^.^: Boring guy :p
*gets behind ya and drops chocolatemilk on your head :D*
Oooo crap, pizza...
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Looks at his demolished Batistini suit from Dressman*
Why you....!!!
INCOMEEEEE!!!!! *calls for air raid with watermelons* :lol
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*throws Frank's Red Hot Sauce packets at Tim for watching* xD
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... and watermelons :blink: GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE :p
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*Ducks inside tank and closes hatch to avoid water mellons*
*Fires jones soda at lillefot*
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Aaaaahhh, watermelon attack! :blink: :o
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Grrrr :p
so much abuse all of a sudden! :lol: :P:
*changes into...something else, runs away from air raid, dragging mumbling along!*
Hey, ya may have dumped chocolate milk on me but me still no wanna see ya crushed by watermelons! :p
*throws nice big cake in the air, watching as it fall right on mumbling's head as she runs under :p*
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lol... This fight is really active!
*throws strawberry yoghurt in Gustav's face*
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Meany :p *feels a bit.. dirty :p * *throws pieces of nice big cake back to you :p*
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*launches a 20 foot high moldy, rotting cake over Tim's head* Justice. :p xD
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Thanks Aaron! :p
*hides in secret chamber of harry potter* haha GIRLS bathroom, too bad for ya guys out there :p
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Ewww... moldy cake.. YUCK!
Poor Tim!!
*Grabs melted chocolate and throws at next poster*
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Aaahh, in my beard! xD *glares at buffypii* *throws a rotten tomato at the next person*
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Wha, what's with all the cake? :p :lol
*dodges mouldy cake, getting pummled by biig slice of chocolate cake :p*
Figured it made more sense to dodge the mouldy one. :D
*glares at neptuneNavigator, tossing the nearest large pizza he can find back in your general direction :p*
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*vanishes into thin air* Muwhuhahaha! *mysteriously leaves, somehow*
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*vanishes into thin air* Muwhuhahaha!
You played too many games, mate .. :p
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Okay this topic falls in the category of 'really easy way to waste insane amounts of time' :p so I'm going to tastefully back away before I find a way to do that. :lol
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*vanishes into thin air* Muwhuhahaha!
You played too many games, mate .. :p
Oh yes, I'm a gaming freak, don'tcha know? :P: But hey, talking to people beats playing games any day... ;)
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*fires muffins at austin* Ha Ha!
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lol...
*throws scrabled eggs with a secret... THEY HAVE CHILLI PEPPERS IN THEM*
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Noooooo!
*fires bagels at next poster*
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Catches the bagels!!!
*eats them*
*throws candy at the next poster*
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*Kickly calls a dentist*
Uff.. My teeth are safe :rolleyes:
*Trows pepper at next poster*
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Hey, who started the party without me? CANDY!!! Oh boy, oh boy! *stuffs favorite source of energy aside from caffeine down :lol*
Haha! Now you're in for a real Southern treat, next poster!
*Launches pot of shrimp and cheesy grits at next poster :lol*
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o.O yikes! *ducks under a table*
throws jelly beans at the next poster and it's not made from Jelly Belly!
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I think I unleased the ultimate waste of time.
*gets thrown 20 feet by jelly beans*
*loses spork and plate*
*throws hot ramen at Explorer in a last ditch effort*
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hmmm...
*Throws squished bananas with monkey lice on next poster*
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*gets up and runs away before banana hits*
*Grabs a pair of chopsticks and throws tofu at people*
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*gets angry because he doesn't like tofu!*
*Highjacks fire truck, but connects hose to a tank full of rotten yoghurt*
I think we have fire to put out here! Muahahaha! :lol:
*shoots*
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Ack! Rotten Yogurt! Go away, decaying dairy products! No one wants you here!
*eats the yogurt to avoid suffocation by decaying dairy products*
*throws explosive jalapeno peppers in retaliation*
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AIE!!!! *uses a garbage can as a sheild*
*throws a rotten bananna at the next person*
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*dodges it*
Thats it, I can't tolerate it anymore!
*flips a table on its side and hides behind it*
My fort! Stay away!
*throws tacos*
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*Fills 30 backpack super soakers filled with Kool Aid down tank's gun barrel and fires at next poster*
Eat This!
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Hmmm never really had Kool-Aid before..
*water bends the kool-aid into cup and drinks it*
*throws a straight bacon sandwich*
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*Ducks so LB&T can get it :lol*
Hehe, time for lunch!
*Tosses garlic-sauteed fiddler ferns (yeah, it's an edible side dish) at the next poster*
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*fire bends the ferns into oblivion*
Thanks for the idea, Rat_lady7.
*begins eating the tacoes*
TAAAAAAACOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
*throws boiled broccoli at the next person*
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no problem..I think... :P:
Uh-oh...*gets a bowl of cheese and watches it land in it*
*throws the biggest watermelon in the world*
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*quickly dodges the watermelon before getting flattened, but is hit when the watermelon crashes into the wall*
*retaliates with cupcakes fired from a cupcake gun*
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*Tank gets knocked out of action*
You'll pay for that!
*Modifies dive bomber to drop cookies and drops them on firetruck lillefot stole*
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Mmm cookies
*gets a cookie jar and all of the cookies fall in it*
*throws a blue berry muffin*
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Catches blueberry muffin!!
Eats it!
*Picks up fish and throws it at next poster*
Ouch! That gotta hurt!
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*Whistles and his cat does an impossible kamizasi jump and catches the fish in mid air, he eat's it and goes away* :blink:
*Trows gummy bears at next poster*
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*blocks gummi bears with chopsticks*
*gets a hibachi chef to make hibachi to throw at people*
*throws ramen at people while food is cooking*
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*evades the ramen but he slips and hits a table, the table falls and knives made of chocolate are throwed at the next poster*
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*Dodges knives* Missed me!
*throws food coloring from plane*
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*opens an umbrella*
Strange, they said we would have a clean sky today...
*spins the umbrella and throws rest of food from the umbrella to the next poster*
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sings* Taco bell, taco bell...
Where we go to chill every Wednesday...
Got to tell, all your friends to come...
Throws burritos at everyone*
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Ai caramba!
*Hits him with 3 burritos and he falls*
*when he finaly gets up, he throws gingerbread at the next poster*
Good night everyone :^.^:
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*eats the gingerbread*
What? I was hungry!
*finally gets the hibachi, eats about half of it, then shoots the rest from my food cannon of DOOM*
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Food launcher of doom eh? Call in Mobius 1!
*Mobius 1 blows up food launcher of doom cannon*
*Drops Hot sauce/Kool Aid/Doughnut weapons on austin*
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Ack! Why does my food betray me?
*begins spewing flames from mouth from hot sauce*
*throws hot sauce grenade at f-22*
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*Dodges it*
Missed me!
*throws rotton eggs at next poster*
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*ducks behind his fort-table which blocks the eggs*
Alright, now you're in for it!
*throws a half-filled garbage can which spills garbage on the next poster*
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*Tries to dodge but the bag hits left wing*
I just had this thing waxed! that's it!
*Drops jello on next poster*
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*eats and swallows the delisious thing*
*throws a chicken pie*
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*gets a concussion from the chicken pie*
*throws red pills and blue pills at random people*
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grabs Ronald McDonald and uses him as human shield*
Ronald gets hit by both red and blue pills, causing him to die*
Woohoo!
throws a mojito at the next poster*
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*grabs it*
Cool, that'll add to my ingredients!
*Throws onion at the next poster*
Won't need it anyway!
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*begins tearing as the onion comes closer*
*throws a spear made of celery at the next person*
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Hmm that's original
*gets a large jar of peanut butter and watches it fall in there*
*gives it to the kids in Africa*
*throws a peanut butter and jelly sandwich*
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*Uses baking tray to deflect PB&J*
*Throws roast ginger*
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I approve of giving food to children in Africa, or wherever starving children are present.
*gets a jar and catches the ginger in a jar*
*starts cleaning up food to help children in Africa*
*throws rotten strawberries at people who won't contribute*
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*realizes he's standing with food up to his knees*
*gets bulldozer and yellow helmet (the later most important ofcourse) and starts to clean battlefield. Sends the food to the ones who needs it*
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*throws an grenadeapple at the next poster for the sake of common good*
GRENADE!!!
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*stops grenadeapple with food bucket*
Thank you for your contribution!
*attacks the next poster with Nerds rope ®*
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*gets hit by his own grenadeapple and sent airborne, screaming like a pig*
*lands on Mumbling* :wow
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*Throws chocolate at next poster*
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OMG CHOCOLATE :wub: I would neeever throw that away * catches.. eats * Yum :^.^:
*Sees fallen candy from someone else, throws at random people* :D
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*gets hit in the face with candy* Ooooo *opens it*. Noooo not peppermint! :lol:
*throws his plate of spaghetti at the next poster*
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*Catches the spaghetti with the pot*
So, you how would you like the spaghetti?
Meanwhile, here!
*Uses a bazuca to launch tomatoes*
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does Matrix slowmotion jump to avoid tomatoes*
uses double barrel to fire grapes back at Explorer*
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*Drops easter eggs on next poster*
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*gets Ozzie and Strut to eat them*
*throws Purina Cat Chow at the next poster*
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*gets a kitty to eat the cat chow*
*throws steaks at people for no apparent reason*
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*catches steak*
Have some A1 with that steak!
*Throws steak back*
A1 steak sauce yeah it's that important.
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*Intercepts the steak*
Well, thanks for the steak!
*Puts in the cooking.*
Grapes! I can't use those to cook! get them off!
*Throws the potatoes for the cooking around and throws the grapes back*
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Hey! When Lillefot sends you a gift...
YOU'RE SILENT AND ACCEPTS IT!
*uses telekinesis to send grapes back once again*
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*Uses PK powers to destroy the grapes*
*Throws a pea*
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*catches the pea in mouth, and gets some major indigestion from it*
The food is strong with this one.
*uses food lightning to shoot strings of jagged spaghetti at the next poster*
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Nah, that's too much spaggheti for the recipe.
*Catches the spaggheti and lets it roll around the knife*
Take this! Its a GIF... i mean, gift.
*Throws Super Mario Cake*
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*Throws boxes of cookies around the room at everyone :p*
Cookie shower! :lol:
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It be a missile attack from the army! Cover!
*A cookie hits the head*
Oh its just a cookie...
*Throws a milkshake*
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Ahhhh! I'm lactose intolerant! (Not really)
*gets even more indigestion from the milkshake*
Crap! They know my weakness. I'll have to retaliate with my full force.
*summons an army of lunch ladies to throw food for me*
*the lunch ladies throw a giant bowl of soup at the next person*
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*Dodges soup*
Don't make me get mobius 1 on the line! he totally owned you food cannon of doom don't make me get him back here!
*Throws pineapples*
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*ducks behind fort-table which blocks the pineapples*
That's it, you asked for it!
*grabs a 2-liter bottle of soda and shakes it up a lot*
Bombs away!
*throws the soda bottle, knowing it will explode when it hits something*
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Noooo! Not on the cooking!
*covers it with a metal plate*
*hits the soda with a bat and hits a home-run.*
*Throws coffee*
And the bill's five bucks, pal!
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take out 5$ and lits them with lighter*
Here's ya bill, let it symbolize what I thought of your "coffe" :nyah
throws tabasco*
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Busts through the door dragging a Civil War era cannon. Loads plate after plate of spaghetti and meatballs into the cannon and fires at random posters.
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More! More!
*Catches the spaghetti and meat balls with recipiens and puts them to cook.*
*Throws a pie with a bomb inside*
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PIE!!!!
glomps*
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I think you know the rest of this... :lol
MEDIC!!!!
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*Throws sugar*
Stay with us!
*Thinks twice.*
Better yet, don't!
*takes sugar and clones it into inifinite to throw at random posters.*
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*Dodges sugar and clones*
That's it!
*Jacks King Tiger tank and fills to compacity with eggs,cookies,and pepsi*
Eat this!
*Fires eggs,cookies,pespi at next poster*
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You sounded like the PKMN Trainer in the Final Smash.
*puts on scientific nerd clothes and glasses.*
*catches the mix and separates each of the ingredients*
*throws eggs into the cook, drinks the pepsi and smashes the cookies*
*throws beans*
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*Beans bounce off armor*
Missed me!
*Rolls up to the Chronicler's fort*
All your base are belong to us!
*Throws mars bars at next poster*
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(almost got hit by mars bar)
you will pay for that! (covers behind table and throws a block of cheese,) :smile
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I said my fort! Stay away!
*strengthens the fort by adding another table*
Let's see ya handle this!
*shakes up another 2-liter soda bottle and throws it right down the barrel of f-22's tank*
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*throws the rotten, leftover, yesterday's surprise at the next poster*
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OMG! That's rotten food! Put it away from the cook!
*Throws Onions to disguise the smell*
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NOES! Onions makes it smell worse!
*vomits from the smell*
:idea Wait a minute! I can haz idea.
*throws LOLCats cheezburger at the chef to disguise the incoming rotten food*
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No one hurts my tank!
*Retrives bottle of soada from barrel and throw it and the next poster*
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o.O
*water bends the soda to a bunch of kids*
*throws green apples*
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Cheeseburguer? *Thinks* Eeeeeeeh...
*Catches green apples and paints them blue.*
*Throws them and sausages*
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*blocked by the fort*
Time for some extra firepower.
*drops a few Mentos into a 2-liter bottle of Diet Coke*
Two-second time bomb!
*Throws the coke and takes cover in the fort*
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*Dent gets in tank*
How dare you!
*Fires off 500 hambugers*
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1...2... CLEAR!!!! ZZZZAAAPP!!!
Resurected!
makes a phone call...*
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*quickly strengthens the fort by adding two tables to block everything*
Time to improvise. Good thing I have a large supply of coke and mentos that even I had no idea where I got them from.
*drops a few mentos into another 2-liter bottle of coke and replaces the cap with a specially design nozzle*
Time to face my soda gun!
*shoots a stream of soda everywhere*
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*water bends all of the soda to a bunch of pesky kids*
*throws muffins of every kind at everyone*
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*takes some of The Chronicler's tables and makes a fort of his own*
*throws old raw meat in all directions*
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Where do people get all this rotten food?!
*Uses a spoon to hit a homerun with the raw meat heading towards him.*
*Uses the spoon again to catapulte meat balls*
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*uses a plate to catch said flung meatballs*
That tank is getting on my nerves. Time to blow it up!
*fires an RPG, but instead of a grenade, a can of soda that has been shaken up A LOT*
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*says to himself* That won't be enough, I'll need to add a few of my own soda bottles.
*drops a few mentos into another 2-liter soda bottle and throws the 2-second time bomb at the tank*
*suddenly realizes half of the fort is missing and sees where it ended up*
Hey! I said my fort! Stay away!
*quickly replaces the missing tables then throws chili at the opponent's fort*
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Flies overhead in my F-14 loaded with pie bombs. Drops pie bombs whichdrash through roof and sent banana cream everywhere. Forts don't protect you from air attacks. Circles around and fires two stinky cheese missiles.
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*takes pot and catches chili that was thrown his way*
*puts random ingredients into chili*
*smells* Whew! That's worse then the leftover surprise I threw earlier.
*throws it at the nearest poster*
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*Runs from tank as it blows up*
You have angered me for the last time!
*Duel of fates starts playing in background*
*All the dark jedi from the starwars saga come to my side*
*Activiates Red bladed light saber*
Leave no survivors execpt for the guy in the F-14!
*Attacks next poster with dark jedi armed with pies and lightsabers*
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That's it, that's it! I'm getting out of here before things get out of hand!
*throws the remains of the fort at the attackers, then jumps out the window*
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*Fends off with a plate*
Ready... Fire bean cannons!
*Throws burning beans around with great speed*
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*summons myself from an alternate universe to block the beans*
Haha! Now I have two of me to fight with the food.
*throws boiling hot burritos at random people*
*throws ice cold burritos at different random people*
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O.O oh no... *uses a random person(not from here) that loves burritos to block the burritos from coming my way*
Heh, heh, the Rat Lady is back!
*throws the biggest cupcake in the universe at the next person*
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*summons an army of alternate universe "me's" to block the cupcake*
Now I have an army.
*throws the food of Spartans at EVERYONE!*
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*Sticks head into room* "What the heck is going on in here?"
*Gets hit in the face with food of Spartan and quckly ducks back out*
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time to settle things for some minutes. I need some time to think here...
fires compost nuke*
Peace...
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*disturbs the peace*
*throws roasted marshmellows at everyone*
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*continues to throw marshmellows*
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*Throws nuclear doughnut*
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*Comes in and is splattered with marshmallows and a doughnut.* Hey, what gives? *Grabs a bowl of punch and flings the liquid from it.*
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*water bends the liquid away*
*uses a canon to blast left over pumpkin pies at everyone*
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Hey! That time of year is over! That must've been some ooooold pumpkin pie! :x
*Throws 100 year old egg-nog at the next poster. P.S. Found it in granny's kitchen :p
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*puts table in the way*
*fashions bazooka*
*fires round after round of old, hard meatballs at random places*
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Hey! That time of year is over! That must've been some ooooold pumpkin pie! :x
That's why I said this:
blast left over pumpkin pies
*uses a sling shot to throw some even more old Halloween candy at everyone. And they're unwrapped!*
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*throws Halloween candy and pumpkin pies at everyone*
xD
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*Catches pie in conveniently placed frying pan*
*Retaliates with Thanksgiving turkey barrage*
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*throws more Thanksgiving things at the next poster*
Hehe, that's a lot of thanksgiving food! ^^
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*Blocks Rat_Lady's onslaught with Rat_Lady*
*grabs pancakes and throws them at the next poster*
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Hope they're the Redmill kind. ^^
*uses a plate to catch the pancakes*
*throws an aging pumpkin that was never craved. xD*
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*Stops the pumpkin with an oatmeal grenade*
*Throws a second oatmeal grenade at the next poster*
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Ewwww oatmeal! :x
*throws a chocolate grenade at it, making it explode*
*throws a bunch of chocolate chip cookies at the next poster*
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*takes a chair and covers self with it*
*Throws a bucket of melted ice cream at the next poster*
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* :blink: Dives under a table and takes cover*
*Chucks a restaurant-sized pot of egg drop soup at the next poster*
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*tips a table to its side and lowers herself to duck away from the disgusting soup*
*throws a bunch of Swedish fish at the next poster*
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Throws a Bulkwich at the next poster.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPOytDDoPGg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPOytDDoPGg) (look at 1:21)
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*is blocked with my table*
*builds a very tall fort and fires pumpkin pies at the next poster with a cannon*
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*turns the pumpkins into pies and throws them back*
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*steals most of the tables from Rat_Lady's fort and builds his own*
*Launches random fruit at the next poster*
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*Makes a fruit salad, tosses it back*
*Makes a giant cake, sets it on fire, throws into the crowd*
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*hides behind table fort*
*takes a bucket of water and puts out the cake that's on fire*
Okay, you asked for it!
*calls air support and has them drop food bombs on the place*
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*Pulls out a hamburger machine gun and a french fry hand grenade. Opens fire. Chaos ensues. *
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*WARNING: CORNY JOKE AHEAD*
Yipe! Talk about "fast food"! :blink:
*takes the tables that were stolen and blows some gruel from her cannon*
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*Takes cover behind overturned table*
*Throws seasoning mix for heavily modified Bertolli pasta sauce: freshly sauteed onions, garlic, cumin, mustard seeds and peppercorns.*
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*Steals one of Amy's tables and shields self*
*Fills catapult full of salsa and launches the salsa at next poster*
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*Quickly bakes tortilla chips into a massive shield*
*Lobs banana flambe (still on fire) at next poster*
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*Throws turducken packed with salad at Serris and Amy*
*Shakes can of highly carbonated soda and throws at all others*
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*Absorbs soda with empty Coke bottle*
*Flies over the entire battlefield, dropping deep-frying fat napalm*
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I have no idea what a napalm is, but I don't think I want to find out! o.O
*uses a rifle to shoot the napalm, then uses a chainsaw to saw it all in pieces*
*Revs up chainsaw if anyone gets any ideas to any anything at me. Throws an old turkey at the next poster*
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*takes the turkey to the knee*
*cocks a cheese sauce gun and fires it at the next poster*
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*cheese suace hit face* Now you done it!
*Blasts Ride Of The Valkyries over loudspeaker and attacks next poster with 80 attack helicopters armed with pie bombs*
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*Throws dinosaur egg omelets at everyone*
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*comes out with giant army tank*
While all of you were busy planning your next move, I went and stole this from the nearest Army Depot.
*loads in random food*
Take this!
*fires*
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*Fires a chocolate cannon*
*Drops a ketchup bomb*
*Unleashes an army made entirely of walking salad vegetables*
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*plays the Numa Numa song on stereo while throwing super spicy tacos at noname
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*Throws eclairs to counter the flying Mexican food*
*Changes the Numa Numa song to "Hey Jude" and throws bagels at the next poster*
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*Rick-Rolls everyone while unleashing a Chocolate rain.*
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*Begins a Macarena boycott of the Rick roll and uses an Umbrella to shield against the rain*
*counters with a boiled Rock Lobster*
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*Does the forbidden act of the soda world: mixes Coca-Cola with Pepsi in the same cup! The resulting explosion was visible from space*
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*Emerges from bunker made with bamboo shoots*
*Bombards next poster with mortar shells made from canned tomatoes*
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*Unleashes the giant hamburger from hell, which proceeds to crush all the vegetarians, vegans, and cow lovers.*
*Welcomes everyone to Good Burger while Carmina Burana plays in the background*
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*launches food inspector rockets to destroy the Good Burger*
*prepares the high-fructose corn syrup bomb to go off when the next poster posts*
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*Unleashes Vanilla snow... and Vanilla ice. Then throws a strawberry syrup hand grenade.*
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Yum! But....uh oh...
*throws a grenade at the other grenade, jumps away when everything else blows up*
*throws a bunch of BBQ chicken, pork, and beef*
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*Drops a train full of potatoes on everyone*
*Takes out an exploding carrot.*
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throws a tortilla with extra spicy hot sauce at noname
(hee hee :lol )
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*uses my pi dish as a shield*
*pulls out a microwave and puts Peeps inside of the microwave*
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*throws roast Dracon tail at metadude*
(he will get the reference.)
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*throws poached dracon eggs at noname (mua ha ha haa!)
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*Attacks with chocolate chip cookie bombs*
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*gets knocked down by the bombs*
Cookies! My one weakness!
*throws cookies at next poster*
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*dodges cookies and launches a volley of cupcakes at next poster*
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*Flips a table and dives behing the top to shield self from cupcakes*
"Mmm! Frosting!"
*Quickly swipes cupcake that landed paper-side down on the floor*
"Five-second rule, man!" :lol
*Loads buttery grits into a catapult and launches at next poster*
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*Unleashes a demonic horde of Devil's Food cake.*
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*sends a wave of chocolate milkshake at noname*
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*Is saved by heaven-sent angel's cake*