The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: Petrie. on January 16, 2006, 07:07:59 PM

Title: General Caption #19
Post by: Petrie. on January 16, 2006, 07:07:59 PM

Thanks to F-14 Ace for the picture.

This will go to January 31st.  Have fun as usual.

If you want to submit a picture, send them to araychel@gmail.com

Title: General Caption #19
Post by: F-14 Ace on January 16, 2006, 07:19:34 PM

I have several.  1.  Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing, Elmo!
2. Force-choke Me Elmo.  3. Torture Me Elmo.  I could go on forever but I'll let sopmeone else have a turn.  Thanks for posting it for me, Roger Rabbit. :)  :DD

Title: General Caption #19
Post by: F-14 Ace on January 16, 2006, 10:07:26 PM

Well, nobody has posted here in a while so I'll post another one.  Darth Vader: Where is Sesame Street, Elmo?!  I know you are hiding the rebels there!
Elmo: I don't know what you are talking about.  Who are these rebels?
Darth: You are a member of the rebel alliance!  Die! *strangles Elmo*  That is what we see in the picture. :lol

Title: General Caption #19
Post by: Malte279 on January 17, 2006, 02:11:13 AM

Darth Vader: "How low has the former republic become! Now we are cloning cartoon characters for our forces already!"

Title: General Caption #19
Post by: Malte279 on January 17, 2006, 02:13:06 AM

Darth Vader: "An outrage a dark lord of the Sith has to deal with such scum! I even prefer bounty hunters over this one!"

(note that I have no problem with the sesam street, having hardly ever watched it at all, but I thought Darth Vader might think along those lines.)

Title: General Caption #19
Post by: Malte279 on January 17, 2006, 02:14:00 AM

Darth Vader: "You must be a relative of Yoda by your looks! And you will tell me where he is hiding!"

Title: General Caption #19
Post by: F-14 Ace on January 17, 2006, 09:14:38 AM

Darth: Palpatine!  The dark side really IS unnatural!  Look what it did to you, master!  It's turned you into ELMO!
A short story entitled "Elmo's Takeover"
Elmo walked into the Imperial Palace.  Darth Vader said, "I will destroy you, spawn of the devel!"
He picked up Elmo.  Elmo said, "Oh yeah?" and hit Vader's off button and deactivated his life support.  Vader died.  Then, Elmo went after Palpatine.  The Emperor tried to zap him with force-lightning but Elmo held up a mirror and deflected it back at the emperor.  Palpatine was zapped to death.  Later, we see Elmo on the Emperor's thrown while Darth Vader's theme plays in the background. :lol  :wow  :p

Title: General Caption #19
Post by: Petrie. on January 17, 2006, 11:34:38 AM

Darth: I find your lack of faith disturbing. *begins to choke Elmo*

Elmo: Hahaha, hehehehe, ahahahaha, oh boy!  That tickles.

Title: General Caption #19
Post by: F-14 Ace on January 17, 2006, 06:14:21 PM

Darth Vader: Elmo, I am your father's brother's cousin's nefu's former room mate!
Elmo: So what dose that make us?
Vader: Absoluty nothing!  WHich is what you are about to become!  Now say goodby to your two best friends and I don't mean Bert and Ernie!

Title: General Caption #19
Post by: Malte279 on January 17, 2006, 06:38:33 PM

Darth Vader: "The force is with us! The rebell alliance must be really short of personell if they begin to employ such species."

Title: General Caption #19
Post by: F-14 Ace on January 18, 2006, 05:50:18 PM

Darth: Your destiny lies with me, Elmo.  Cookie Monster knew this to be true!

Title: General Caption #19
Post by: Petrie. on January 18, 2006, 06:08:34 PM

Quote from: F-14 Ace,Jan 17 2006 on  05:14 PM

Darth Vader: Elmo, I am your father's brother's cousin's nefu's former room mate!
Elmo: So what dose that make us?
Vader: Absoluty nothing!  WHich is what you are about to become!  Now say goodby to your two best friends and I don't mean Bert and Ernie!

You thief.  :lol:  Don't steal one liners from Bill Pullman and Rick Moranis.  :lol  :lol

Title: General Caption #19
Post by: F-14 Ace on January 18, 2006, 06:47:15 PM

:D I love SPaceballs!  Anyway, Darth Vader: Hmm, would Luke like one of these for his birthday?  Whoul that get him to join the dark side?

Title: General Caption #19
Post by: F-14 Ace on January 19, 2006, 07:24:56 PM

For the last time, I am not your father, you red freak!

Title: General Caption #19
Post by: WeirdRaptor on January 19, 2006, 08:45:20 PM

Darth: "Elmo...it is your destiny...join me, and I'll replace your batteries!"

Title: General Caption #19
Post by: F-14 Ace on January 22, 2006, 12:33:36 AM

Darth Vader: Hmm.  So this is the new "Choke Me" Elmo.  I wounder how it works."

Title: General Caption #19
Post by: Malte279 on January 22, 2006, 03:27:18 AM

Quote

For the last time, I am not your father, you red freak!

I love this one  :lol:

Darth Vader: "So that's what the dreaded Darth Maul's species looks like at an earlier stage of developement? I find that disturbing!"

Title: General Caption #19
Post by: action9000 on January 23, 2006, 04:47:14 PM

How to make a stormtrooper:
Step 1: Choose the cutest, cuddliest Tickle-Me-Elmo doll you can find...

Title: General Caption #19
Post by: F-14 Ace on January 30, 2006, 09:51:19 PM

Now we know what Vader meant when he said, "I have felt Luke's presents, master"