The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: Spartanguy88 on December 23, 2008, 05:26:11 PM

Title: Stewie Griffin
Post by: Spartanguy88 on December 23, 2008, 05:26:11 PM

(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t235/shmrockmike/stewie-griffin-the-untold-story.gif)

Stewie: I swear, I don't know what it is that Brian sees in these martinis. But they do sound like something to help me concentrate on what to do with Lois once I kill her.

Title: Stewie Griffin
Post by: Petrie. on December 23, 2008, 05:49:11 PM

Stewie: I had a long day on the set.

Title: Stewie Griffin
Post by: Kor on December 23, 2008, 09:22:06 PM

Stewie: "Planning her demise is very thirsty work, but I am 1 step closer to that day.  Time to have a drink in celebration."

Title: Stewie Griffin
Post by: kjeldo on December 24, 2008, 05:17:46 PM

planning to kill lois makes thirsty,

Title: Stewie Griffin
Post by: WeirdRaptor on December 24, 2008, 08:09:18 PM

"Another day. Another attempt at Lois' life failed. Times are rough. *sigh*"

Title: Stewie Griffin
Post by: Lain_EX on December 24, 2008, 08:38:45 PM

"Would you like another drink, sir?"

Title: Stewie Griffin
Post by: Spartanguy88 on December 27, 2008, 11:32:57 AM

*The scene from the episode*

(After Stewie takes a drink)

Stewie: Oh my God! Do you know what it's time for? A sexy party!

Title: Stewie Griffin
Post by: Ptyra on December 31, 2008, 12:14:36 PM

Stewie: Perhaps if I get those Hairy Men intoxicated enough, I can convince them to kill Lois
Brown Rat Creature: Can we back her into a quiche afterwards!?
Stewie and Grey/Purple (don't know what color he is):..........
G/P RC: *takes out a frying pan and whacks comrade over the head*
(I havn't seen Family Guy, nor do I want to see it, but since I already get his...odd...ambition, I'll just play along)

Title: Stewie Griffin
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on December 31, 2008, 03:00:46 PM

Being Brian's bartender is so annoying. After I kill Lois, Brian's next.