The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: tempestwheel on January 11, 2009, 03:19:58 PM

Title: Fast Biter family caption.
Post by: tempestwheel on January 11, 2009, 03:19:58 PM: (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/landbeforetime/images/8/82/Fastbiter_3.jpg)

Brekclub85: (Off-screen) See?! Sharpteth have feelings!
Title: Fast Biter family caption.
Post by: Vilstrup on January 11, 2009, 04:11:21 PM: Babies: MOMMY!!!!! Did you bring that longneck we wanted???
Title: Fast Biter family caption.
Post by: tempestwheel on January 11, 2009, 04:19:31 PM: Commercial Announcer: Mom fast biters and kid fast biters agree: Threehorn is delicious AND nutritious!
Title: Fast Biter family caption.
Post by: Kor on January 11, 2009, 05:10:50 PM: Narrator: "Here we have a mother fastbiter and her young in their natural setting, captured on film & unaware of the hidden camera documenting their life."
Title: Fast Biter family caption.
Post by: Lillefot on January 11, 2009, 05:24:25 PM: (great shot Brek!)

Babies, all at the same time: "WE CAN SPEAK!"
Title: Fast Biter family caption.
Post by: tempestwheel on January 11, 2009, 05:27:01 PM: Actually, I just got this off the official LBT wiki, but glad you like the pic. :DD
Title: Fast Biter family caption.
Post by: Lain_EX on January 12, 2009, 01:15:01 AM: Aww! *snugs baby fast-biters* ^^
Title: Fast Biter family caption.
Post by: kjeldo on January 13, 2009, 03:50:56 PM: mother: so there were you guys hidden?!?
Title: Fast Biter family caption.
Post by: Kit12 on February 03, 2009, 03:11:06 PM: (bump)

Documenter: and once the Fast Biters have grown a bit, the saved egg shells next serve for potty training...here we see the two older ones showing their younger sibling how it's done
Title: Fast Biter family caption.
Post by: platvoetje on February 03, 2009, 03:22:47 PM: Mother: you grow so fast! Mother thinks: look at those big feet!
Title: Fast Biter family caption.
Post by: WeirdRaptor on February 04, 2009, 09:14:48 PM: Babies: "WE LIVE!!!!! Now can go feast upon the flesh of the living!"

Almost Demonic Looking Parent: "I'm...so...proud!"
Title: Fast Biter family caption.
Post by: tempestwheel on February 18, 2009, 10:57:42 PM: Light green baby: Ha! I'm the oldest, you two have to do what I say!
Title: Fast Biter family caption.
Post by: Kit12 on February 18, 2009, 11:13:24 PM: Quote from: brekclub85,Feb 18 2009 on 09:57 PM
Light green baby: Ha! I'm the oldest, you two have to do what I say!
(continuing)

other two: (at the same time) "So, our feet are bigger so we can just smush you!" :p
Title: Fast Biter family caption.
Post by: Kor on February 19, 2009, 12:46:55 AM: Mother fastbiter: "Now we can form a barbershop quartet."
Title: Fast Biter family caption.
Post by: Myrkin on February 19, 2009, 08:20:09 PM: (offscreen):

Man 1: There they are! The monsters!

Man 2: Where? Behind these three cute, little fastbiters?

Man 1: They are the fastbiters!

Man 2: Yeah, right. Are you sure you didnt hit yourself in head?

Man 1: They aren't the ordinary little fastbiters! They are the most savege, cruel and merciless saurians you have ever set eyes on!

5 points for the one who guess where I got the idea for this dialogue from. :)
Title: Fast Biter family caption.
Post by: tempestwheel on June 04, 2009, 09:05:24 AM: Mother fast biter: For once, I family photo for the Christmas cards where they don't make faces! :DD
Title: Fast Biter family caption.
Post by: Kor on June 04, 2009, 09:57:05 AM: random hatchling: "Now that we hatched, what do we do?"
Title: Fast Biter family caption.
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on June 04, 2009, 12:46:40 PM: The scene just before Dr. Grant, Lex and Tim find the broken egg shells.
Title: Fast Biter family caption.
Post by: Noname on June 04, 2009, 02:02:50 PM: Hatchlings: (thinking) Why are we smiling? We should be cramped, wet, hungry, and confused at our new surroundings. If anything, we would be making little roaring sounds and be doing anything but smile.
Title: Fast Biter family caption.
Post by: Kor on June 04, 2009, 02:12:24 PM: Each of the hatchinlings, "Cool, I'm not an only child and have someone to play with."
Title: Fast Biter family caption.
Post by: Noname on June 04, 2009, 02:16:11 PM: The hatchlings: (look at each other and think) Food...
Title: Fast Biter family caption.
Post by: Kit12 on June 04, 2009, 07:41:32 PM: Um...mom, be honest, we're not part flyer or anything are we because these pointed noses are suspicious...
Title: Fast Biter family caption.
Post by: Noname on June 04, 2009, 10:20:59 PM: Hatchlings: We look innocent now, but when we grow up, we will eat other little children, just like us.