The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: tempestwheel on January 15, 2009, 05:28:19 PM

Title: Petrie and Guido caption
Post by: tempestwheel on January 15, 2009, 05:28:19 PM

(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/landbeforetime/images/9/9f/Guido_2.jpg)

Guido:  I can't believe you ate that!

Petrie: Ew!

Title: Petrie and Guido caption
Post by: Kor on January 15, 2009, 06:53:39 PM

Guido: "You want to dance?"

Petrie: "Me no know how to dance."

Title: Petrie and Guido caption
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on January 16, 2009, 12:55:34 AM

Guido:  "Take some Ex-Lax, and you'll never be plugged up again."

Title: Petrie and Guido caption
Post by: WeirdRaptor on January 16, 2009, 07:15:12 AM

Guido: "YOU'RE going to the party looking like THAT?! Oh, baby, this whole look you've got going is a complete do-over! What I have done to deserve this! We have got to get you prepped and ready to look FABULOUS! Now, first we have to...(goes into a long-winded rant using fashione terms I have no knowledge of.)"

Petrie: "Hmm. Guido's idea could be whole new look for Petrie."

Title: Petrie and Guido caption
Post by: Dark Pterano on January 16, 2009, 08:00:04 AM

Guido: "Pull my feather/finger."

Petrie: "Me not sure, that good idea?"

Guido: "What are ya, CHICKEN!"

Petrie and Guido: (Thinking) What's a chicken?

Title: Petrie and Guido caption
Post by: Kor on January 16, 2009, 10:48:06 AM

Guido: "You do sound like the Pillsbury doughboy when I poke your belly."

Title: Petrie and Guido caption
Post by: kjeldo on January 16, 2009, 01:52:38 PM

petrie: and i asked her out and..
guido: and she dumped you?
petrie: DOH!

Title: Petrie and Guido caption
Post by: stars on January 20, 2009, 10:20:11 PM

Guido: a ha there you are petrie i found you at last.
Petrie:Me no very good at this game.
or
Guido: Petrie look behind you what's that?
petrie: It's me shadow, ahhh.

Title: Petrie and Guido caption
Post by: Kor on January 21, 2009, 02:49:01 AM

Guido: "Let's dance."

Petrie: "Me no can dance."

Guido: "That is ok, I"ll lead."

Title: Petrie and Guido caption
Post by: Lillefot on January 21, 2009, 07:42:19 AM

Guido: "Petrie, you've gathered some more pounds, haven't you?"
Petire: "Ohhh! Don't remind me!"

Title: Petrie and Guido caption
Post by: tempestwheel on January 21, 2009, 08:49:52 AM

Guido: What the heck am I pointing at?

Petrie: Me no know.

Title: Petrie and Guido caption
Post by: LBTFan13 on January 21, 2009, 11:42:04 PM

Guido: No that's wrong! You need a more convincing argument when blaming other people for things you did! Take that one caption with you and Ducky. You can't be smiling when you blame her for everything!

Petrie: (thinking) If you no shut up I blame you for showing embarrasing photo's of Mr. Threehorn

Title: Petrie and Guido caption
Post by: Kor on January 22, 2009, 02:51:47 AM

Guido: "Wow, look behind you Petrie."

Petrie: "Me to scared to look. Maybe it giant sharptooth if me look."

Title: Petrie and Guido caption
Post by: kanganix on January 22, 2009, 03:46:36 AM

guido: hey whats that smells

Petrie:that is the smell of discovery

guido: do you mean that sharp-teeth that on tha back

(the two start to scream)

Title: Petrie and Guido caption
Post by: jedi472 on January 23, 2009, 08:44:15 PM

Petrie tries to convince Guido of his Force powers by liftig Guido into the air, while Guido tries to point out he doesn't have any.

Title: Petrie and Guido caption
Post by: Amaranthine on January 23, 2009, 09:22:19 PM

Guido: HAHA! I knew it! I knew flyers could actually gain weight!
Petrie: Grrrrr

Title: Petrie and Guido caption
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on January 31, 2009, 01:51:15 AM

Guido: "Pull my finger, Petrie!"

Petrie: "Then what happen?"

Guido: "Just do it and find out already!"

Petrie: "Oh, okay!"

*Petrie does as told, and Guido lets out a squeaker*

Petrie: "Ewww!"

Guido: "Haha!  You did it!"

Petrie: "Me no make stinky air!  You smelt it you dealt it!"

Guido: "Yeah, well, whoever made the rhyme did the crime!"

Petrie: "Ooooh, why me never get final word?!"

Title: Petrie and Guido caption
Post by: Kor on January 31, 2009, 02:43:41 AM

Guido: "I'll be the one to save us.  I am the guest star in this episode."

Title: Petrie and Guido caption
Post by: Ptyra on February 01, 2009, 03:27:00 AM

Guido: I told you not to eat that sparkling quiche!
Petrie: Petrie hope nothing bad in it...

A reference to a pic I drew (http://bat-snake.deviantart.com/art/Anti-Twilight-time-110728113)
Yes. I don't like Twilight. Hush.