The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: tempestwheel on January 16, 2009, 05:21:40 PM

Title: Chomper's Parents caption.
Post by: tempestwheel on January 16, 2009, 05:21:40 PM
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/landbeforetime/images/1/17/Chompers_Parents.jpg)


Both:  What do you mean we don't appear again after Part 5?!
Title: Chomper's Parents caption.
Post by: Kor on January 16, 2009, 08:28:17 PM
Them both thinking: "That is Chomper's secret disguise? Who would have thought.
Title: Chomper's Parents caption.
Post by: tempestwheel on January 16, 2009, 10:44:37 PM
Papa Sharptooth:  Trying to emulate the Lady and the Tramp spaghetti scene with a leafeater carcass just doesn't work, does it dear?
Title: Chomper's Parents caption.
Post by: Drake on January 17, 2009, 01:42:09 AM
Pa Sharptooth: That's the third suitor Chomper's turned away.
Ma Sharptooth: And I thought for sure he'd like her.
Pa Sharptooth: You'd think that since he's friends with leafeaters he'd want a leafeater for a mate...?
(Both make the expressions seen in the photo.)
Title: Chomper's Parents caption.
Post by: kjeldo on January 17, 2009, 08:12:12 AM
father: is there something stuck between my teeth?
Title: Chomper's Parents caption.
Post by: Noname on January 23, 2009, 06:03:46 PM
Father: I think we may need to send that boy to military school.

Mother: Well, didn't we all use to play with our food... a bit... when we were his age?

Father: No son of mine is going to violate the natural order!
Title: Chomper's Parents caption.
Post by: tempestwheel on June 14, 2009, 07:59:57 PM
Both sharpteeth: Help! Our sniffers are stuck together!
Title: Chomper's Parents caption.
Post by: Pangaea on June 14, 2009, 09:28:24 PM
Papa Sharptooth: Did you hear? For the climax, the director wants us to fight a sharptooth that's even bigger than T. Rex!
Title: Chomper's Parents caption.
Post by: Noname on June 14, 2009, 09:31:46 PM
Chomper's father: My back seems to be bent in many places, dear. Can you help me fix it?

Chomper's mother: Lie down on your stomach, and I'll walk on your back to make it feel better.
Title: Chomper's Parents caption.
Post by: Kor on June 14, 2009, 09:36:30 PM
Papa Sharptooth: "Chomper likes to collect leaves, what a weird hobby."

Mama Sharptooth: "it is a shocking hobby.  I hope he's just going to use it to lure some prey so he can catch it."
Title: Chomper's Parents caption.
Post by: Noname on June 14, 2009, 09:40:00 PM
Chomper's Mother: Honey, do you want to have a roll in the-

Chomper's Father: Not now. Chomper's not far from here...
Title: Chomper's Parents caption.
Post by: tempestwheel on June 14, 2009, 09:40:56 PM
Papa S: Awkward, isn't it?
Title: Chomper's Parents caption.
Post by: Noname on June 14, 2009, 09:42:45 PM
Chomper's Father: Is it just me, or do we look old in this shot?

Chomper's Mother: (worried) Are my wrinkles showing?!
Title: Chomper's Parents caption.
Post by: tempestwheel on June 14, 2009, 09:51:20 PM
Chomper's Mother: I'm just going to ask: What are these freckle like things on our faces?
Title: Chomper's Parents caption.
Post by: Noname on June 14, 2009, 09:52:16 PM
Chomper's Dad: Honey, you are stepping on my tail.

Chomper's Mom: Oh. Sorry.
Title: Chomper's Parents caption.
Post by: Noname on June 20, 2009, 10:47:14 PM
Chomper's Father: Stepping on sharp rocks is really painful.

Chomper's Mother: I know what you mean dear... OW.
Title: Chomper's Parents caption.
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on June 21, 2009, 01:31:42 AM
Papa Sharptooth: "Oh, my!  I had no idea Chomper is a..a..drag queen!"

Mama Sharptooth: "Where did we go wrong, dear?"
Title: Chomper's Parents caption.
Post by: Noname on June 21, 2009, 02:13:50 AM
Chomper's Father: I think I just stepped on our son!

Chomper's Mother: Lift your foot up very carefully, then...
Title: Chomper's Parents caption.
Post by: Daddytops2009 on June 21, 2009, 11:50:02 AM
Chompers Father: Will Ice Age 3 flop?
Title: Chomper's Parents caption.
Post by: Noname on June 21, 2009, 12:02:57 PM
Chomper's Mother: This shot makes us look old...

Chomper's Father: I know... and it makes my spine look all crooked.