The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: Lillefot on January 25, 2009, 07:06:55 AM

Title: Guido caption
Post by: Lillefot on January 25, 2009, 07:06:55 AM

Lucky shot, but man I've laughed! :lol:  :lol  :smile
Caption away!
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb226/Fragilis/vlcsnap-53926.png)

Title: Guido caption
Post by: Kor on January 25, 2009, 08:13:56 AM

Guido: "I feel the light, I am the light."

Title: Guido caption
Post by: Malte279 on January 25, 2009, 09:50:08 AM

The ultimate proof: Crossing overs of LBT and zombie stories ARE officially sanctioned :lol

Title: Guido caption
Post by: Amaranthine on January 25, 2009, 10:21:26 AM

Guido is performing self hypnosis to try to figure out who he is.

Grandpa Longneck: Ok Guido, now what do you see?
Guido: I see these strange figures, these long figures, they're called pencils...
they are dancing....no...waving around and they are drawing me....then there are these things called "computers" that made me move, and...I think I see you too...
Grandpa Longneck(running away, frantically): NO!!!! WE'RE CARTOONS! WE'RE NOT REAL!!!
Guido:....hello? Is someone going to wake me out of this?

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Post by: landbeforetimelover on January 25, 2009, 10:45:00 AM

Narrator:  After getting the news that he wasn't going to be appearing in LBT 13, Guido went to the back of the studio to smoke pot.  "We weren't going to fire him, we were going to have him appear only in the TV series"  Claims the director.  "But after he got arrested well.....we can't do a prison scene in a child's film so we officially had to let him go."

Title: Guido caption
Post by: Lillefot on January 25, 2009, 10:55:50 AM

Guido phone hooomeee....

 :lol  :lol:

Title: Guido caption
Post by: Explorer on January 25, 2009, 11:45:43 AM

The next sequel of LbT: Return of th eearly un-dead

Title: Guido caption
Post by: tempestwheel on January 25, 2009, 01:09:44 PM

LBT animator:  Ok, Guido's pupils are missing for a few seconds.  I mean, the kids aren't going to notice this goof, and it's not like someone's going to take a screencap of this.

Title: Guido caption
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on January 26, 2009, 10:30:20 AM

Narrator:  "Next week, on Mythbusters: Is there really such thing as the living dead?  Stay tuned to see and believe for yourselves as we show you how we found out the truth."

Title: Guido caption
Post by: kjeldo on January 29, 2009, 04:02:18 PM

guido: nooooowwww i knowwwww why hippiezzzzz goingggg toooooo san franzizco in da zeventiez.........

Title: Guido caption
Post by: Kor on January 29, 2009, 07:12:03 PM

Guido: "I have evolved to my second stage evolution."

Title: Guido caption
Post by: tempestwheel on January 29, 2009, 07:29:41 PM

Mr. Thicknose: Can anyone tell me the answer to this geometry problem?

Guido:..................

Title: Guido caption
Post by: WeirdRaptor on January 30, 2009, 07:12:56 PM

Guido: "Braaaaainnnnssssss..."

(Ah, man, all the good zombie jokes were taken.  :(  )

Title: Guido caption
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on January 30, 2009, 11:08:15 PM

Guido (to LBT producer): I reject your reality and subsitute my own.

Title: Guido caption
Post by: Kor on January 31, 2009, 01:13:57 AM

Guido: "I have become one with the force."

Title: Guido caption
Post by: Ptyra on February 01, 2009, 03:36:58 AM

Guido: Nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti
jalakani pohjii kutkutti.
Ievan ‰iti se tyttˆˆs‰ vahti
vaan kyll‰h‰n Ieva sen jutkutti,
sill‰ ei meit‰ silloin kiellot haittaa
kun myˆ tanssimme laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput tupput tapput
‰ppyt tipput hilijalleen.  
Petrie: Umm, what him saying?
Pterano randomly appears
Pterano:  He is speaking in a language only spoken in the mysterious beyond...he is saying...NO!
Petrie:  What
Pterano: "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...there they are all standing in a row. Big ones small ones some as big as your head..."
Entire Great Valley:  NOOOOO!
Guido:Ievan suu oli vehn‰sell‰
ko immeiset onnee toevotti.
Pe‰ oli m‰rk‰n‰ jokaisella
ja viulu se vonku ja voevotti.
Ei t‰t‰ poikoo m‰rkyys haittaa
sillon ko laskoo laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput tupput tapput
‰ppyt tipput hilijalleen.

I hope you get that reference  !  :p

Title: Guido caption
Post by: Petrie. on February 01, 2009, 11:47:21 AM

Guido: Why do I see pink elephants and blue mice dancing around singing "Candy Man?"