The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => The Party Room => Topic started by: Amaranthine on January 31, 2009, 02:22:16 PM

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Post by: Amaranthine on January 31, 2009, 02:22:16 PM
This is the very general "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer" game. Ask any question that doesn't include LBT.

Why are there so many people in the world that actually like rabbits?
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Post by: action9000 on January 31, 2009, 03:39:19 PM
Their ears worked awesome for watching TV back in the day. :p

Why are so many people happy on warm, sunny days?
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Post by: Amaranthine on January 31, 2009, 07:31:04 PM
Because we better get used to being happy around the sun, since Global Warming is at risk at this point.

Why is the sky blue?
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Post by: Drake on January 31, 2009, 10:42:04 PM
Because it reflects the ocean.

Why are little kids noisy?
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Post by: Amaranthine on February 01, 2009, 12:12:01 AM
Because they feel adults are too quiet.

Why do lions have manes?

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Post by: DarkWolf91 on February 01, 2009, 12:15:17 AM
Because their acute sense of style dictates that manes are in fashion.

Why do Redwood trees grow so tall?
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Post by: Amaranthine on February 05, 2009, 02:25:22 AM
Because they're cool.

Why is the rap industry so flippn popular in the states?
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Post by: Cancerian Tiger on March 27, 2009, 11:36:41 PM
'Cuz it's da thang n' ur cool when lookin' pimped out yo, fo' shiso! :lol

Why do folks take a leak on the side of the road?  Can't they hold it 'til they reach the next McDonalds?
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Post by: Myrkin on March 28, 2009, 09:25:05 AM
Because some people may not like McDonalds? :p

What is a difference between Coca-Cola and Pepsi?
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Post by: Amaranthine on March 28, 2009, 11:43:53 AM
Pepsi commercials had Britney Spears in them and Coca-Cola commerials have the cute animals in them. :^.^: hehe

Would you give me break and give me a piece of that Kit-Kat Bar?
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Post by: Cancerian Tiger on May 11, 2009, 02:09:33 PM
Sure, as long as nobody lays a finger on my Butterfinger :D.

Why does junk food have to taste better than healthy food?
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Post by: Amaranthine on May 11, 2009, 05:14:28 PM
So the advertisers can REALLY say for a fact that evil sells. :p

Why are kittens so fluffy?
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Post by: Cancerian Tiger on May 12, 2009, 02:05:13 PM
They still have not given up auditioning for Snuggle fabric softener advertisements :DD.

Why are cats more proper than dogs?
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Post by: Amaranthine on May 13, 2009, 11:03:10 PM
Because they are the big cheese and they know the secret to divine living. xD

Why do dogs bark?
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Post by: Noname on May 31, 2009, 04:28:20 AM
Because they can't meow!

If you cut off your own hand and ate it, would you weight the same?
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Post by: landbeforetimelover on May 31, 2009, 04:44:07 AM
It depends on how much blood you lost in the process

Why does the moon have so many "holes" in it?
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Post by: Noname on May 31, 2009, 04:48:12 AM
Because the air force bombed it way back in WWII to prevent the Nazis from using it as a missile base.

Why do Zebras look so much like horses?
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Post by: Amaranthine on July 30, 2009, 01:25:03 PM
Because they are horse wannabes! 8D

Why do cats have whiskers?
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Post by: Cancerian Tiger on July 30, 2009, 10:47:18 PM
They want to look as ferocious as their lion cousins :p.

Why are cigarettes kept at the front of a drugstore and prescriptions for the sick and ailing kept all the way in the back?
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Post by: Noname on July 30, 2009, 10:50:35 PM
To get people sick so that they can treat them later!

Why do all toasters toast toast?
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Post by: Amaranthine on July 31, 2009, 01:33:19 AM
Because they have nothing else to toast other then toast.

Why are dinosaurs extinct?
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Post by: Vilstrup on July 31, 2009, 03:50:48 AM
Because you were born....
what is lightning?
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Post by: Amaranthine on July 31, 2009, 07:43:37 AM
It's a shiny reflection of a trophy in heaven! 8D

Why do leaves change color?
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Post by: Cancerian Tiger on July 31, 2009, 11:48:33 PM
They're not Aspies and love change, unlike their evergreen counterparts :p!

Why do folks drive the few blocks to the store and yet ride their bikes on a really long trail :blink:?
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Post by: Noname on August 01, 2009, 01:34:36 AM
They want to be everywhere in their car, and also want to look rugged in the countryside.

Why are peanuts called that when they are neither peas nor nuts?
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Post by: Amaranthine on August 01, 2009, 12:04:10 PM
That's actually a good question...I guess it's because no could figure out what the heck it is, but it still makes a good protein. :p

Why is the brain pink in cartoons but it's actually a grayish color in real life?