The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => The Party Room => Topic started by: Amaranthine on January 31, 2009, 02:22:16 PM
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This is the very general "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer" game. Ask any question that doesn't include LBT.
Why are there so many people in the world that actually like rabbits?
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Their ears worked awesome for watching TV back in the day. :p
Why are so many people happy on warm, sunny days?
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Because we better get used to being happy around the sun, since Global Warming is at risk at this point.
Why is the sky blue?
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Because it reflects the ocean.
Why are little kids noisy?
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Because they feel adults are too quiet.
Why do lions have manes?
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Because their acute sense of style dictates that manes are in fashion.
Why do Redwood trees grow so tall?
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Because they're cool.
Why is the rap industry so flippn popular in the states?
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'Cuz it's da thang n' ur cool when lookin' pimped out yo, fo' shiso! :lol
Why do folks take a leak on the side of the road? Can't they hold it 'til they reach the next McDonalds?
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Because some people may not like McDonalds? :p
What is a difference between Coca-Cola and Pepsi?
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Pepsi commercials had Britney Spears in them and Coca-Cola commerials have the cute animals in them. :^.^: hehe
Would you give me break and give me a piece of that Kit-Kat Bar?
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Sure, as long as nobody lays a finger on my Butterfinger :D.
Why does junk food have to taste better than healthy food?
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So the advertisers can REALLY say for a fact that evil sells. :p
Why are kittens so fluffy?
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They still have not given up auditioning for Snuggle fabric softener advertisements :DD.
Why are cats more proper than dogs?
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Because they are the big cheese and they know the secret to divine living. xD
Why do dogs bark?
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Because they can't meow!
If you cut off your own hand and ate it, would you weight the same?
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It depends on how much blood you lost in the process
Why does the moon have so many "holes" in it?
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Because the air force bombed it way back in WWII to prevent the Nazis from using it as a missile base.
Why do Zebras look so much like horses?
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Because they are horse wannabes! 8D
Why do cats have whiskers?
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They want to look as ferocious as their lion cousins :p.
Why are cigarettes kept at the front of a drugstore and prescriptions for the sick and ailing kept all the way in the back?
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To get people sick so that they can treat them later!
Why do all toasters toast toast?
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Because they have nothing else to toast other then toast.
Why are dinosaurs extinct?
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Because you were born....
what is lightning?
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It's a shiny reflection of a trophy in heaven! 8D
Why do leaves change color?
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They're not Aspies and love change, unlike their evergreen counterparts :p!
Why do folks drive the few blocks to the store and yet ride their bikes on a really long trail :blink:?
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They want to be everywhere in their car, and also want to look rugged in the countryside.
Why are peanuts called that when they are neither peas nor nuts?
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That's actually a good question...I guess it's because no could figure out what the heck it is, but it still makes a good protein. :p
Why is the brain pink in cartoons but it's actually a grayish color in real life?