The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: babidikrakenguard on February 08, 2009, 02:07:21 PM

Title: Ozzy caption
Post by: babidikrakenguard on February 08, 2009, 02:07:21 PM

i'll probably post the Ozzy/Strut/Ozzy and Strut captions dayly if that's okay.. I just had to put this screenshot up for captioning, here it is..

(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/9887/ozzy5hq0.png) (http://imageshack.us)

Title: Ozzy caption
Post by: DarkWolf91 on February 08, 2009, 02:46:41 PM

Rock: "Hey, could you tell me how to get to Threehorn Peak? ... Why are you staring at me like that?"

Title: Ozzy caption
Post by: Kit12 on February 08, 2009, 03:16:47 PM

Jurassic Fight Club narrator (I think): As food becomes scarce the dinosaurs begin eating rocks to do anything to get ride of that hungry feeling

Ozzy: *braces himself* I'm gonna do it...straight down the hatch...just to eat something...I'm gonna do it...anytime now...

Title: Ozzy caption
Post by: Lillefot on February 08, 2009, 03:21:12 PM

Ozzy trying to break a stone using opera

Title: Ozzy caption
Post by: Explorer on February 08, 2009, 03:25:46 PM

Ozzy thinking: My tongue can't reach it...

Title: Ozzy caption
Post by: babidikrakenguard on February 08, 2009, 10:06:39 PM

Ozzy's worst fear: Rocks..

Title: Ozzy caption
Post by: Kor on February 08, 2009, 10:37:19 PM

Ozzy's reaction shot on seeing a lbt fanboys mob running towards him.

Title: Ozzy caption
Post by: Amaranthine on February 08, 2009, 10:37:41 PM

ZOMG it's a ROCK! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Strut: Um...Ozzie...I think you should settle down and talk. I can be your psychologist if you want. We can discuss your egg obsession, your fear of rocks, and your CFD(Control Freak Disorder).

Title: Ozzy caption
Post by: F-14 Ace on February 08, 2009, 10:40:27 PM

Here we see Ozzie moments before his very messy death...
Ozzie: Ouch!  Somebody just hit me on the head with a hand grenade!  AND THE PIN HAS BEEN PULLED!  

(BOOM!)

Title: Ozzy caption
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on February 08, 2009, 11:03:03 PM

Here we see the egg stealer's final moments after throwing a rock at Chuck Norris and Mobius 1.

Ozzy: I didn't mean too my brother put me up to is!
Strut(Off camera): Hey it was your idea!

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Post by: Drake on February 08, 2009, 11:35:11 PM

Ozzy: What do you mean there aren't any eggs in the Great Valley?!

Title: Ozzy caption
Post by: F-14 Ace on February 08, 2009, 11:46:46 PM

There are 300 Spartans, 50 US Marines with rifles, and an angry redneck with a shotgun all charging at Ozzie and his only weapon is a rock. :smile

Title: Ozzy caption
Post by: NeoGenesis005 on February 08, 2009, 11:57:05 PM

I Remember that...:lol Dude bit into a Rock what an idiot!  Anyway caption time

Ozzy:  EGAD...OUR MOTHER IS COMING OVER?!  IF SHE FINDS OUT WE SUCK CATCHING EGGS WE'RE SCREWED!!!

Title: Ozzy caption
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on February 09, 2009, 02:36:41 AM

Ozzie: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!  Hey, pal!  I said NO Tabasco sauce!"

Title: Ozzy caption
Post by: Ptyra on February 10, 2009, 06:26:25 PM

Ozzy:NO, MASTER! NO! DO NOT SAY SUCH THINGS!
Strut: I told you those moldy eggs make you hallucinate, but did you listen? No!

Title: Ozzy caption
Post by: Kor on February 10, 2009, 10:48:43 PM

Strut offscreen: "Uh Ozzy, I told you eating glowing eggs may be a bad idea."

Title: Ozzy caption
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on February 10, 2009, 11:19:16 PM

One thing Ozzie never seems to learn about eggs is the awful diarrhea he gets from eating too many eggs :p.