The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: tempestwheel on February 11, 2009, 06:43:33 PM
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(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/landbeforetime/images/3/35/Shorty.jpg)
Shorty to the longneck behind him: No screentime for you!
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Shorty: :x At least I got a Mom...Littlefoot
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*looks at LBT hurt and heal game*
You all hate me don't you?
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Shorty: I am a boss here and this big guy behind me is my personal bodyguard.
Longneck: In your sleep-stories, kid.
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Shorty: Grrr! Im a Sharptooth!
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Shorty: "Yea, you have to do what I say or this longneck behind me will have to hurt you."
The longneck behind him continues to eat, not paying any attention to what the strange kids near him are saying or doing.
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"Is you pickin on Ted?"
One of the best "Bone" lines EVER!
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Shorty: "I"m king of this area, meet my champion behind me. If you wish to visit here you have to swear fealty to me, or get out."
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shorty: burp!
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Shorty: Where can I see a doctor about this oddly bent front foot of mine?
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Sauropod behind Shorty: Lifts up his leg to relieve himself...
Shorty: Oh Crap! Literally!
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Sauropod behind Shorty: Lifts up his leg to relieve himself...
Shorty: Oh Crap! Literally!
:DD
shorty: And I thought Littlefoot's fighting skills stink!
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Shorty stamps his front right foot on the ground, dislocating it.
Shorty: OW.
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Shorty: "Hey, this is my show, you go back to your own show."
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Shorty: (singing) ... and if you ever go there, you'd better beware of a man named Leroy Brown! He's bad, bad Leroy Brown, baddest man in-
Littlefoot: :blink:
Shorty: (still singing)... and meaner than a junkyard dog!
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Shorty: Betcha can't get thru here without getting stomped! >=3
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Back off Littlefoot! Ali's mine!
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Shorty: Halt, He would seek the treasure of the Aztecs!
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Shorty: What is your name?
Unknown Longneck Behind Him: I'm behind you.
Shorty: Oh, sorry. What is your name?
ULBH: Olga McBigfoot.
Shorty: What is your quest?
Olga: To get my food.
Shorty: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Olga: What kind of swallow? African or European?
Shorty: I don't know.
<Shorty gets thrown into a giant hole in the earth, which closes up after he falls in>
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That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic,
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch! what does that mean?
Youre a nut! youre crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? that boy needs therapy