The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: Explorer on February 22, 2009, 05:02:51 PM
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Ok, I decided to start a small topic for Brawl Captions. I'd encourage people who do have it to try and take a snapshot at it. Eheh, sometimes the result can be really funny.
Ok, not exactly one of my best, but here's one with Snake and PokÈmon Trainer:
(http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t330/explorer2008_photo/al_080924_2242binout.jpg)
More to come, eheh.
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Snake: Now remember a spy must be extremely quiet...
Pokemon Trainer: PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!!
Snake: :slap
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Snake: Now, when we sneak in...um, why are you wearing pink? You stick out like a sore thumb!
Pokemon Trainer: Hey, I don't like grey colors, ok
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Whats this vent doing here?
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Man: "I hope we can solve this mystery before that meddling dog and his sidekicks."
Kid: "Can you understand that dog? I'm glad his sidekicks can translate what he says."
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Snake: (on Codec) Colonel. I've run out of C4...I'm gonna have to ram the wall down using a charging headbutt!
PT: Uh oh! *grabs Pokeball* Chansey, I choose you!
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Here's another:
(http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t330/explorer2008_photo/al_090223_13391binout.jpg)
And here's yet another one!
(http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t330/explorer2008_photo/al_090223_1321binout.jpg)
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Capt. Falcon: "YES!!! He's dead! He's GONE! I got him!!!"
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Luigi: "Good thing after the Bowser fiasco I had an extra shirt and hat to lend you brother."
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Mario: I know you're lying, your nose is getting bigger.
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Bring it on, Mario!
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Two more, and one of them will make impression to Ocarina of Time fans!
(http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t330/explorer2008_photo/al_090223_13141binout.jpg)
(http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t330/explorer2008_photo/al_090223_1315binout.jpg)
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#1 - Link: "Navi! Get away from me before I forward smash you out of the arena!"
#2 - Zelda's Lullaby? No. It's the unstoppable Jiggly Lullaby!
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Link, startled, thinking to himself, "What is that little window doing there and who is that person looking at me & what are they doing?"
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Pikachu: *Thinking* Ha! With my ability to walk through walls, I'll be able to steal this stupid bird's magic stick of wonder with ease!
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Trying to grab that hammer...
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Pikachu and De-De
Pikachu: <_< Since when I became a pillow?
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Captain Falcon Caption
Captain Falcon: :wow Holy Crap; A Bush Fire!!!
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Kid in red hat: "Remember I get any pokemon that we find in there."
Guy: "And I get all the Digimon."
Together: "Because we gotta collect 'em all."
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Captain Falcon: Uh oh...think I might have overdone that last Falcon Punch! The fiery falcon isn't supposed to TAKE OFF!!!
King Dedede Picture: And here we have our latest in Nintendo merchanise. Dedede's hammer with customisable mallet head. Our Pikachu model is our current best seller!
Link Picture: Navi was so annoyed with all Link's equipment being stored in her pouch beneath his shield that she disposed of them without telling Link first. It is at this critical moment when Link reaches for his bombs...
Luigi: OK...it's a movie, one word...*being miming*
Mario: Hmm....Pinnochio!
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Snake: "No good! I'm not going to be able to fit into that vent."
Trainerl: "Very well. I will go on ahead. Hand me the C4 and your knife."
Mario: "Luigi, its important that you tell me the truth? Why am I really dressing up like you?"
Luigi: "What-s could-a you be asking that for-a, brother? I said its purely for fun." (Nose extends about six inches.) "Mamma Mia!"
MarioL "I nose knows! You're in trouble with lone sharks again, aren't you?"
Luigi: "...Yes."
Link: "Yes, I know, Navi! I need to get the Biggoron Sword! I know, and I'm working on it! Its not my fault that damned quack won't put any preservatives in his *bleep* eye drops!" (Drops onto his knees and begins crying.) "I just wanna big sword! Why can't I get me a big sword?! I have 5 *bleep* minutes to deliver eye drops to a bigmoron clear on the other side of the world and if its not the Poes that get in my way if the *bleep bleepity bleeping* spiders!" (Begins sobbing profusely.)
Pikachu: "Pikachu?" (Translation: What?! What the hell?! Alright, that's the last kegger I go to for a looong time!)
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cap, falcon: yay! i found summer camp again! and i even didn't register for one!
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Snake: Now how to get out?
Pokemon Trainer: Let me handle this.
Link: Hey!
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New pictures!
(http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t330/explorer2008_photo/al_090218_1726binout.jpg)
This one didn't come out quite as well as I expected because its hard to center the face in both stadiums. Either ways, here it goes!
(http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t330/explorer2008_photo/al_090223_1322binout.jpg)
(http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t330/explorer2008_photo/al_080829_00531binout.jpg)
And one more!
(http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t330/explorer2008_photo/al_090223_1313binout.jpg)
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Dragon: Aw come on, I want to see the moving pictures too...please!
girl: I told you, this is for the mission, it's not a movie
Dragon: *pout* but you always get to watch the fun movies!
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That's chirizard.
Pokemon traininer I'm strolling through the plaza one day, in the merry mery month of... ARGHH (Falls down tunnel opening)
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I've got more!
(http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t330/explorer2008_photo/al_081110_2354binout.jpg)
Take a good look at their eyes!
(http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t330/explorer2008_photo/al_081022_1745binout.jpg)
A DK and Diddy Kong caption for variety:
(http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t330/explorer2008_photo/al_081026_0009binout.jpg)
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squirtle on caption 3
squirtle: i'm here, i'm here! choose me!
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Lacario(about to fal) Arghh
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I'm gonna caption the Charizard & ZSS one!
Samus: OK. Some more adjustments and my Emergency pistol can kill Space Pirates!
Charizard: *murr* (Better stay outta her way!) O.O
Captioning the Trainer vs Diddy one:
Trainer: Squirtle, Water gun! That Mankey is ours now! >=D
Squirtle: (I'm kinda ashamed of my trainer, we passed too much time in the Kanto Region! :slap)
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Squirtle (if that is it's name) to Donkey Kong: "You look like a cooler trainer then that dorky looking kid in the hat. Can you be mine?"
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Zero-Suit Samus: Right Mr Charizard, your physical exam is nearly complete. We just need a blood sample and you'll be free to go
Charizard: (trembles) a...umm *gulp* blood....sample? But I HATE needles!
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Lucario decided to give up his fighting career in Smash Bros to take up the calm and soothing sport of bungie-jumping. In 211 jumps, he still chickens out and hasn't jumped.
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PT: It's the final of the Smash Bros Volleyball tourniment. Squirtle and Diddy are at match point. A cheeky water gun spike has put Diddy on the back foot...can he keep it in?
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Toon Link: Damn! I dropped my Wind Waker! The King of the Red Lions is going to be miffed! I hope the next Brawl isn't on my Pirate Ship stage...
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PT: Wow! These new Pokemon Trainer Badges are getting bigger every tourniment!
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Donkey kong: Ok, who's on my back THIs time?
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Squirtle: "Yay, my trainer is a cool guy, not some dorky human who wears red."