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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: tempestwheel on March 23, 2009, 05:36:48 PM

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Post by: tempestwheel on March 23, 2009, 05:36:48 PM
From the Mario series, I picture I found on Deviantart:

(http://fc90.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/182/e/1/Koopa_FAmily_by_Iggykoopa66.jpg)
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Post by: Nick22 on March 23, 2009, 05:50:12 PM
Where's MRs Bowser? He had to have had a mate to have offspring...
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Post by: Kor on March 23, 2009, 10:48:24 PM
Or a lot of girlfriends.
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Post by: Cancerian Tiger on March 24, 2009, 12:33:25 AM
Didn't y'all hear?  Bowser is the next Hugh Hefner :lol!
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Post by: pokeplayer984 on March 24, 2009, 02:25:43 AM
Quote from: Nick22,Mar 23 2009 on  03:50 PM
Where's MRs Bowser? He had to have had a mate to have offspring...
There's a lot of rumors floating around about that.  To be honest, Nintendo never told us who "Mrs. Bowser" is.  So, it's all up for speculation.

However, just so you know, the ugliest rumor, IMO, is the one where Princess Peach is the mother of them. :blink: However, I don't believe it. :P:

So just go with whatever you want.  No one can prove what you say to be a lie, anyways.
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Post by: Noname on March 24, 2009, 03:22:52 PM
I actually have theories on this, regarding the mother(s) of the koopalings.

First, we have the possibility that all of them are from the same mother... which would be a simple explanation, but it would overlook the fact that Morton Jr. (the one with darker skin) has a different skin tone from his father and all of the other children. It is possible that all of them except for that one have the same mother.

Second, it is possible that each of them are only half-siblings to the other, although some of them look very much alike... leading me to believe that some of them share the same mother.

The theory I consider to be best is this: Bowser Jr. is some sort of clone, Ludwig and Larry (the two blue-haired ones) have the same mother, as do Wendy and Roy (the only ones with pink shells), and the same goes for Iggy and Lemmy (the ones with the rainbow-colored hair.) Morton Koopa Jr (brown one) would have have only half-siblings.

That would give us four mothers, and a clone. Possibly.

This is just a children's game series, of course. I REALLY don't think that Peach is the mother...

I only found out the names by looking them up on a wiki: http://www.mariowiki.com/Koopalings (http://www.mariowiki.com/Koopalings)
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Post by: Nick22 on March 24, 2009, 04:10:05 PM
Yeah, Peach isn';t the mother, otherwisde , well, that would really complicate the relationship with Mario, to put it mildly..
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Post by: NeoGenesis005 on March 24, 2009, 07:24:30 PM
Maury:  Bowser...YOU ARE THE FATHER!!! :lol
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Post by: tempestwheel on June 11, 2009, 07:31:02 AM
Roy: I can't believe I have to take a stupid photo with everyone...
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Post by: Kor on June 11, 2009, 10:47:23 AM
A shot of the cast of the new series called the Koopas.
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Post by: Noname on June 11, 2009, 01:49:44 PM
... the series was canceled before the first commercial break.
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Post by: Kor on June 11, 2009, 02:27:46 PM
Announcer: "Can the Koopa family deal yet again with the evil Mario and his brother... who most folks know as green mario?"

(I assume if the Koopa kingdom had tv that they'd portray Bowser as good and Mario and Luigi as evil.)
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Post by: Noname on June 11, 2009, 03:12:32 PM
(Maybe one of them IS evil...)

Announcer: Today on the Koopa show, Bowser vs. Weegee!
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Post by: Kor on June 11, 2009, 03:39:23 PM
Announcer: "Today a special episode, the wackiest moments of the Koopa Family for the past year."
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Post by: Noname on June 13, 2009, 10:25:13 PM
Bowser: Eight children and all of them have a mental health issue. What are the odds?
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Post by: tempestwheel on August 02, 2009, 08:51:11 PM
The coverart for Super Koopa Family, the video game.
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Post by: Kor on August 02, 2009, 10:05:18 PM
Announcer: "Join us to see the latest hi-jinks of the Koopa Family in the latest episode of The Koopas."
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Post by: kjeldo on August 03, 2009, 10:42:28 AM
tonight on MKC the bowser bunch show!
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Post by: Noname on August 03, 2009, 05:04:35 PM
Bowser... mighty leader, or abusive father?

Wendy O. Koopa: Every night, dad would yell and curse... always about that Mario... it was better some nights than others... but when he would drink... (shows cigarette burns as she breaks down in tears...)