The Gang of Five

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Title: Moe n' Maggie
Post by: Spartanguy88 on May 13, 2009, 12:57:19 PM

(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g309/Fionn-Whelan/Simpsons/moeandmaggie.jpg)

Moe: Alright you little pipsqeak, I just know you're up to something... and yes I am indeed playing a game of pretend bar with you...

*Pokes head out from closet* Um, once again, from Photobucket... *Closes door* DON'T KILL ME!

 :lol

Title: Moe n' Maggie
Post by: Nick22 on May 13, 2009, 12:58:37 PM

Alright kid/ What will be ? Milk or Balsamic Vinegar?

Title: Moe n' Maggie
Post by: action9000 on May 13, 2009, 05:11:51 PM

#7 on the...

"Top 10 most pathetic arm wrestling matches!"

Title: Moe n' Maggie
Post by: Kor on May 13, 2009, 09:12:31 PM

Moe: "You know kid you don't babble incoherently as badly as some of my customers."

Title: Moe n' Maggie
Post by: Nick22 on May 15, 2009, 12:57:41 AM

Ok, If you win this staring contest I'll drink from your baby bottle

Title: Moe n' Maggie
Post by: Kor on May 15, 2009, 01:57:20 AM

Moe: "Boy, you are one tough customer to satisfy."

Title: Moe n' Maggie
Post by: Nick22 on May 15, 2009, 11:39:24 PM

Sorry  kid, I can't do pretty...

Title: Moe n' Maggie
Post by: Noname on June 02, 2009, 02:22:58 AM

Maggie's Tavern is open for business!

Title: Moe n' Maggie
Post by: Nick22 on June 02, 2009, 02:25:46 AM

So, you want Duff-flavored milk or not?

Title: Moe n' Maggie
Post by: Kor on June 02, 2009, 02:27:30 AM

Moe: "Ok, next time you get to be the bartender."

Title: Moe n' Maggie
Post by: Noname on June 02, 2009, 02:27:38 AM

Maggie seems cute now, but as the heir to Moe's tavern, she will learn to be just as tough as he is.

Title: Moe n' Maggie
Post by: Nick22 on June 02, 2009, 02:36:28 AM

What else do you want kid.. I'm too drunk right now to spank you..

Title: Moe n' Maggie
Post by: Noname on June 02, 2009, 02:41:25 AM

Maggie and Moe are in a staring contest... and Maggie is winning.

Title: Moe n' Maggie
Post by: Nick22 on June 02, 2009, 02:54:00 AM

Ok, I Blink, I drink out of the toilet... again..

Title: Moe n' Maggie
Post by: Noname on June 02, 2009, 02:59:23 AM

Moe: Great taste!

Maggie: Less filling!

Title: Moe n' Maggie
Post by: Nick22 on June 02, 2009, 03:04:00 AM

For the last Time I am not giving you strawberry chocolate banana flavored milk!

Title: Moe n' Maggie
Post by: Noname on June 02, 2009, 03:09:41 AM

Maggie wants some beer-flavored milk, but none of it is forthcoming.

Title: Moe n' Maggie
Post by: Nick22 on June 02, 2009, 03:11:17 AM

Sorry kids, rules say I can't serve milk at this hour..

Title: Moe n' Maggie
Post by: Noname on June 02, 2009, 03:44:10 AM

Maggie: The world's youngest designated driver.

Title: Moe n' Maggie
Post by: Nick22 on June 02, 2009, 03:46:42 AM

Alright Kids, Talk, otr I'm calling the cops on this doll..

Title: Moe n' Maggie
Post by: Noname on June 02, 2009, 04:03:08 AM

Moe thinks that he is watching Maggie, but Maggie was really put there to keep an eye on Moe.

Title: Moe n' Maggie
Post by: Nick22 on June 02, 2009, 04:07:50 AM

wire is talking to a baby..

Title: Moe n' Maggie
Post by: Noname on June 02, 2009, 04:09:58 AM

Between the two of them, Maggie is the smart one.

Title: Moe n' Maggie
Post by: Nick22 on June 02, 2009, 04:11:55 AM

i'm watching you. I know you slipped barney that booze under the table..

Title: Moe n' Maggie
Post by: Noname on June 02, 2009, 04:15:00 AM

Moe looks for Maggie's hidden stash of booze, only to discover that it is inside of the doll.