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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: Kit12 on May 19, 2009, 11:20:08 PM

Title: Rhino the Hamster caption
Post by: Kit12 on May 19, 2009, 11:20:08 PM
PIC 1
(http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu329/ForeverYoung12_album/Bolt/cap069-1.jpg)

and since I couldn't decided between two :DD

PIC 2


(http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu329/ForeverYoung12_album/Bolt/cap070.jpg)
Title: Rhino the Hamster caption
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on May 20, 2009, 01:31:44 AM
Rhino: "Fatso, how many times have I told you not to eat that garbage?!  You're gettin' wider than a barn door!"

Fat Dude: "Speak for yourself, tubby!" *Munch munch crunch crunch*
Title: Rhino the Hamster caption
Post by: Nick22 on May 20, 2009, 01:33:24 AM
Why are you eating my fries?
Title: Rhino the Hamster caption
Post by: Kit12 on May 26, 2009, 12:38:22 PM
*friend comes running over*

friend: Hey dude! I just figured out where the fries come from *sets Rhino down and pushes his head, making a fry pop out* Isn't that cool!
Title: Rhino the Hamster caption
Post by: Nick22 on May 26, 2009, 01:04:54 PM
Are you going to finish that?
Title: Rhino the Hamster caption
Post by: Kit12 on May 26, 2009, 03:51:27 PM
guy: *gasps*

friend: I know isn't that the strangest hamster you've ever seen!

guy: Not that, I just realized this hamburger has poppy-seeds on it and my interview is in 30 minutes!
Title: Rhino the Hamster caption
Post by: Nick22 on May 26, 2009, 03:53:10 PM
Man I need to  stop eating these hamburgers. I could have sworn that hamster was just talking to me..
Title: Rhino the Hamster caption
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on May 27, 2009, 12:56:15 PM
Rhino: "Mind if I steal a fry?"

Fat Dude: "Mind if you die?"

Rhino: :blink:
Title: Rhino the Hamster caption
Post by: Nick22 on May 27, 2009, 12:57:30 PM
These fries are GOOd aren't they?
Title: Rhino the Hamster caption
Post by: Kit12 on May 27, 2009, 10:53:45 PM
Rhino: Now I shall make your fries disappear!

man: *is just too stunned and shocked by such a horrible thought*
Title: Rhino the Hamster caption
Post by: Noname on May 31, 2009, 11:37:58 PM
The hamster sees a human incarnation of himself in a previous life...
Title: Rhino the Hamster caption
Post by: Kor on May 31, 2009, 11:51:30 PM
Hampster: "Excuse me, can you direct me to candyland.  I have a map here but I seem lost.  I think I took a wrong term at albercurky."

Large guy thinking: "Now that is something you do not see everyday."
Title: Rhino the Hamster caption
Post by: Noname on June 01, 2009, 01:18:35 AM
Hard to believe, but the fatter one of his species is the hamster - some scientist.
Title: Rhino the Hamster caption
Post by: Kor on June 01, 2009, 01:40:00 AM
Hamster, "I'm taking a fry a fee for you sitting in my chair.  Don't try to resist or I"ll use this big thing in my hand on you."
Title: Rhino the Hamster caption
Post by: Noname on June 01, 2009, 01:42:02 AM
The hamster and the man.... locked in a life-or-death struggle for the hamburger.
Title: Rhino the Hamster caption
Post by: Daddytops2009 on June 01, 2009, 07:11:30 AM
Rhino is in the Super Size Me sequel!
Title: Rhino the Hamster caption
Post by: Kor on June 01, 2009, 08:52:15 AM
Hamster: "Ok fatboy, put down the burger and step back slowly from the table and no sudden movements or I"ll have to use this."

Guy in char thinking: "He's just holding a flyer of some sort.  Wait a minute, it's a talking hamster.  What in the world is going on?"
Title: Rhino the Hamster caption
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on June 01, 2009, 10:40:52 AM
Narrator: "Here is living proof that, as more Americans become obscenely obese, so do their pets."
Title: Rhino the Hamster caption
Post by: Nick22 on June 01, 2009, 12:52:18 PM
Round 1 of the stareoff for the fries begins...
Title: Rhino the Hamster caption
Post by: Noname on June 01, 2009, 02:29:47 PM
Hamster: I need to steal those fries in order to complete my secret mission.
Title: Rhino the Hamster caption
Post by: Nick22 on June 01, 2009, 11:02:07 PM
two more fries and I earn, a Bag Of Grease badge!
Title: Rhino the Hamster caption
Post by: Noname on June 02, 2009, 12:38:12 AM
Little did the hamster or the man know... the fries were combustible.