The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: Spartanguy88 on May 20, 2009, 07:46:02 PM

Title: Master Shifu
Post by: Spartanguy88 on May 20, 2009, 07:46:02 PM
(http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z218/Elliotfangirl/Kung%20Fu%20Panda/Whatthehey.jpg)

(One of my personal favorites)

Shifu: (Thinking)- How in the whole of China did Po manage to do that?!
Title: Master Shifu
Post by: babidikrakenguard on May 20, 2009, 08:40:28 PM
-Choke- Cant.. Breath..
Title: Master Shifu
Post by: Nick22 on May 20, 2009, 11:28:59 PM
That was DISGUSTING
Title: Master Shifu
Post by: WeirdRaptor on May 21, 2009, 02:30:11 PM
Ah, the expression I would have if I realized that I was in a film starring alongside Jack Black.
Title: Master Shifu
Post by: Kit12 on May 21, 2009, 08:37:11 PM
Shifu: *with his back to Po* And of course in this fine collection of ancient  artifacts we have the first kernels of rice from the first rice harvest ever when Master Tapri discovered the secret of making the stray seeds grown, it is our most prized...

*turns to see Po wide eyed pulling the empty jar of rice away from his mouth*
Title: Master Shifu
Post by: Nick22 on May 21, 2009, 09:09:08 PM
eh it could be worse.. I could be starring with Robin Williams
Title: Master Shifu
Post by: Petrie. on May 21, 2009, 09:20:07 PM
But why is the dumpling gone?
Title: Master Shifu
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on May 22, 2009, 11:09:25 AM
Master Shifu: "Ouch!  It hurts to see one of my students get whooped by Kung Fu Ducky." :DD
Title: Master Shifu
Post by: Nick22 on May 22, 2009, 12:43:49 PM
why are you you tryinmg to eat that?
Title: Master Shifu
Post by: Kor on May 22, 2009, 05:50:45 PM
"I've never seen anything as weird as that in all my life."
Title: Master Shifu
Post by: Nick22 on May 23, 2009, 01:42:40 AM
And why again am I training you?
Title: Master Shifu
Post by: pokeplayer984 on May 23, 2009, 10:08:19 AM
How did Tigress and Po have a baby?  Their species are incompatible with one another! *continues to stare at the Panda/Tiger hybrid baby*
Title: Master Shifu
Post by: Spartanguy88 on May 23, 2009, 10:11:55 AM
(Thinking) It's one thing for Po to do a perfect split in the kitchen, but all the way up on those pillars?!
Title: Master Shifu
Post by: Ptyra on May 23, 2009, 09:49:30 PM
Shifu: The dog broke his what on an ipod?!

Dogs have a bone in their *fryingpanned*
Title: Master Shifu
Post by: Nick22 on May 23, 2009, 11:58:47 PM
Tigress did WHAT to you?
Title: Master Shifu
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on May 24, 2009, 09:51:46 PM
Master Shifu: "Ugh!  Tell me I did not just see that."
Title: Master Shifu
Post by: Nick22 on May 24, 2009, 09:52:40 PM
this ius going to be a LONg training session..
Title: Master Shifu
Post by: Kit12 on May 25, 2009, 12:43:44 AM
Shifu: I owe how much in taxes on this Temple?!

Tax collector: oh, and also...there's a stairs tax of $10,000,000,000 per stair on the entire Palace
Title: Master Shifu
Post by: Spartanguy88 on May 26, 2009, 11:48:05 AM
*Watching 'Kung Fu Ducky' beat the living tar out of the Furious Five, Po (the Dragon Warrior) and Tai Lung*
Title: Master Shifu
Post by: Nick22 on May 26, 2009, 12:07:33 PM
How long is it going to take to get through to tis idiot?
Title: Master Shifu
Post by: Kit12 on May 26, 2009, 03:54:08 PM
Master Shifu lost a lot of dignity the day his parents dropped by to finally rid him of his stuffed tiger "Bud-Bud".

Shifu: Please...he's my only...friend...
Title: Master Shifu
Post by: Nick22 on May 26, 2009, 03:54:54 PM
And WHY are we having a sequel?
Title: Master Shifu
Post by: Kit12 on May 26, 2009, 04:00:34 PM
Quote from: Nick22,May 26 2009 on  02:54 PM
And WHY are we having a sequel?
Well...Shifu...we, wanted to keep it under wraps for a bit but...we would like to have a sequel so that we may reveal that you are Tai Lung's father
Title: Master Shifu
Post by: Nick22 on May 26, 2009, 04:02:27 PM
And what next, Tigress and Po are going to start dating?!?
Title: Master Shifu
Post by: Kit12 on May 26, 2009, 04:04:44 PM
Quote from: Nick22,May 26 2009 on  03:02 PM
And what next, Tigress and Po are going to start dating?!?
*Writers look at each other and one starts scribbling stuff out on notepad*

writer 1: Of course...not

writer 2: Hey, we were this close to making Po your son so...ya know...be grateful!

Title: Master Shifu
Post by: Nick22 on May 26, 2009, 04:05:58 PM
Considering that Po is several times bigger than me. there is no way I could be his father..
Title: Master Shifu
Post by: Spartanguy88 on May 28, 2009, 11:54:20 AM
*Sees the Training Hall absolutely destroyed by the Furious Five and the Dragon Warrior*

Shifu: ...This is gonna cost me...
Title: Master Shifu
Post by: Nick22 on May 28, 2009, 12:44:45 PM
You guys are going to fix this mess!
Title: Master Shifu
Post by: Noname on May 31, 2009, 03:50:29 PM
I don't know what I'm looking at, and I'm looking right at it!
Title: Master Shifu
Post by: Spartanguy88 on June 15, 2009, 11:48:56 AM
Barber: Alright Master Shifu, that haircut is going to cost you... 75 dollars.

Shifu: 75 bucks...?!?!
Title: Master Shifu
Post by: Noname on June 15, 2009, 01:22:12 PM
When 900 years old you reach, look as good, you will not!