The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: Cancerian Tiger on May 27, 2009, 03:23:43 PM
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(http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn187/Quirkster_photos/cera5.jpg)
Priceless shot! Have fun :lol!
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AH! My nose!
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Me: "Don't lose it, Cera! That's dinner!"
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Just hang on, I've almost got it off!
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Chomper: "That looks tasty, hold it right there Cera. You hunted better then I did."
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The Great Valley broadway musical of I Love My Crab was doomed to fail at Cera's horrible job at hitting the high notes.
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Moral: Don't stick your horn where it doesn't belong.
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jUst a little further and I'll be free..
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Me: "Cera! You're not supposed to take the lid off the pot yet! They're not fully cooked!"
Cera: "AHHHH! Get it off me!"
Me: :slap
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Cera finds out that raising a pet crab isn't so easy...
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Hell hath no fury like a crab scorned
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Of all the creatures to finally finish off Cera, who knew that it would be a humble red crab.
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Littlefoot: remember the time when went for a swim by the Big Water?
Cera: ...<_< Please don't remind me.
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Cera has Kabourophobia: fear of crabs.
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Cera (after she sees a floating dollar bill): "Hey! What's that?"
*SNAP!*
Cera: "AHHHH!"
Crab: "Give me dollar back, Mr. Tentacles!"
Cera: "What's a dollar?!"
Director (off-screen): "Get lost, Mr. Crabs! This ain't even your movie!"
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Cera sings: "One can never tell where or how one will meet new friends."
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Cera finds out just how sensitive her horn really is.
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Cera: "Jeez! No wonder the Cancerian symbol is the crab! They're so moody!"
Me: "Hey, that was personal! Crab, don't let go!"
Cera: "AHHHH!"
Me: *SIGH* "Sometimes, I wonder 'bout that threehorn."
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Crab: I'm sorry, I was just collecting rocks for my house and I didn't know you were attached to the rest of this
Cera: Daddy!!!
Crab: No! There's no need to be calling daddy *hears the thudding of running feet* can I at least make out a will...
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The Crab has caught Cera in a classic "pincers movement"...
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*Psycho music*
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Cera's horn is like what a tail is to a saiyan! The crab has her; she is helpless.
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Littlefoot: Cera wake up, the bright circle is up lets go play!
Cera: (Mumbling in her Sleep) Back off...its my Treestar
Littlefoot: :rolleyes: ... hey ducky hand me that crab over there.
Ducky: What are you up to Littlefoot?
Littlefoot: Shhh watch :lol....
Crab: (KLIP!!!)
Cera: OH *BEEP*!!!! LET GO LET GO LET GO!!!!!
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Cera: Gah! Face-hugger! Get it off of me!
Littlefoot: That's not a face hugger, it's just a crab.
Cera: Oh... CRAB!! GET IT OFF OF ME!!!
Littlefoot: *Sighs*
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Cera learns that raising a pet crab isn't all fun and games.
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Littlefoot: Cera wake up, the bright circle is up lets go play!
Cera: (Mumbling in her Sleep) Back off...its my Treestar
Littlefoot: :rolleyes: ... hey ducky hand me that crab over there.
Ducky: What are you up to Littlefoot?
Littlefoot: Shhh watch :lol....
Crab: (KLIP!!!)
Cera: OH *BEEP*!!!! LET GO LET GO LET GO!!!!!
I could see that happening in a sequel :lol :lol.
Cera: "YEEEOOOW! Not so close to my skin next time!"
Crab: "Sorry!"
Director: "Cut!"
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Cera knew that the crab had a time bomb in it; which explained her fear...