The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: F-14 Ace on June 02, 2009, 02:44:20 AM
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(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h315/spitfireace/saphiracaption2.jpg)
Dragon dentist: Alright, open wide. This should only take a couple minutes.
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I Do NOT like other Dragon females ! That kiss with Ember was as a joke...
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Guy in picture: "Wow, she liked my joke. Maybe that is what I should do. Be a comedian for dragons. Yea, can't be to many of those."
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Morning breath!
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Saphira stepped on some tacks that Eragon had dropped, and let the whole world know how she felt.
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Saphira: STOP CALLING ME FAT! :anger
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Man: Ugh! Saphira. Your breath smells so bad!
Saphira: I breathe fire and eat nothing but meat, what do you think my breath would smell like?!
Man: ... a barbecue?
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Saphira: If you poke me with that staff one more &#%$ing time I'm gonna shove it up where the sun don't shine!
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Why DO I put up wioth you!
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Saphire: "Do I have bad breath?"
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Do I have something in my teeth?
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Man: What big teeth you have, Saphira.
Saphira: All the better to eat you with my dear. Mmm... humans.
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Saphira: Where is Cynder? I have to tell her something!
Cynder: I'm here, Saphira.
Saphira: How do I quit you?
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You can close your mouth now, Saphira!
I can't! It's stuck open!
:blink:
:lol