The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: Chomper4 on June 20, 2009, 10:27:38 PM
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Sidehackers! The Musical! From MST3K (not my song):
"Sidehackin' is the thing to do
And it doesn't hurt to have a low IQ.
Take a life you like and a little love.
Big bang prize is twenty-five bucks.
Sidehackin'll quench your danger thirst
The stupid ones always seem to come in first, yeah.
Sidehackin' is one big bash;
The favorite sport of cheap white trash.
When you're on your sidehack, make sure you don't slip;
You'll end up with five metal pins in your hip.
Lean way back 'til you scrape your butt;
Make it look like a quarter-pound of ground chuck, yeah.
It's a sport that attracts a lot of racing fools.
A lot of people get hurt 'cause there are no rules.
All you need is a toxic landfill,
A cycle and a sidecar and an urge to kill.
Better get with the sport 'cause it won't last long;
The founders of this sport are laid at Forest Lawn.
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Guy driving thinking: "Geeze, this thing isn't as easy to control as the cart is in Mario Kart."