The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: lbt/cty_lover on June 28, 2009, 10:29:33 AM
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(http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh23/cty_lover/photo-10.jpg)
Caption away!
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Cera: BUUUUURRRRRPPPPP!!!!!
:lol
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Cera: With a bit more training, I'll be able to show Hyp just how many rocks I can fit in my mouth! (http://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=5775) Then I'll be better than him at just one more thing!
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Cera: I'll show them all...I'll breath fire...and then I'll RULE THE VALLEY!!!!
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*Cera goes to scream, but then a big smelly fart slips out*
Cera: "PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
Mr. Threehorn (somewhere in the valley): "Sounds like Cera forgot to take her Beano again."
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Cera: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAYZOR!!! *opens mouth wide*
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*nothing happens*
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Ducky offscreen thinking: "I do not know why some call my kind big mouths. Cera's is much larger then mine, it is, it is."
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DISCLAIMER: May talk back!
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Triceratops has been added to the list of dinosaurs (which already includes Apatosaurus (http://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=5096) and Saurolophus (http://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=1440)) known to possess distendable, snakelike jaws; possibly an adaptation for ingesting large quantities of food, or maybe just for yelling real loud. :p
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if kirby can suck up enemies, why not cera?
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SPARTA!!!!!!!!!
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Cera: I WANT MY CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!
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Four words, I WILL EAT YOU
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Cera: I WANT MY CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!
What gives me the feeling you've been watching SpongeBob :lol?
*Director comes in to wake up the dinos from their nap and flips the light on*
Cera: "TURN OUT THAT LIGHT!!!!"
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Cera dislocates her jaw to eat more food in less time...
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Cera (steps on something): YEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
(In the Secret Caverns, the scream wakes Chomper and Ruby.)
Ruby: Chomper, I told you it was a bad idea to just leave your lost teeth lying around the Great Valley!
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Cera: "See, we threehorns are the best at everything. I can even open my mouth wider then any swimmer."
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Cera yells loud enough to get her father and Tria to notice her...
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SPARTA!!!!!!!!!
Just what I had in mind! :lol
Cheers to that!
Cera: REBEEELLLL YEEEEEEEEEEELL!!!!!
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Cera discovers PMS...
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Cera: "Get in my belly!"
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Cera: SHOOP DA WHOOP!
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Cera: Dang it! It's not funny without the funny lazor phrase.
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KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!
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Cera singing Time to say Goodbye, the heavy metal version.
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I AM SPARTACUS!!
or...
THIS! IS! SPARTA!
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KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!
Wow. That is both hilarious and nerdy.
Cera: Okay, time to check my email. Ooh, it looks like Littlefoot sent me another YouTube link. I hope it's not ANOTHER Rick-roll.
<10 seconds later>
Cera: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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Cera: I am very resistant to pain! Threehorns are-
(stubs her toe on a pebble)
Cera: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Topsy: (in the distance) Another stubbed toe? That the third this week!
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Cera: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAYZOR!!! *opens mouth wide*
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*nothing happens*
xD I love that.
Cera appears before Ducky.
Ducky: :wow WOW!
Cera: Hello mortal!
Ducky: Who are you?
Cera: I am Cera, the three horn genie. You are now my master and I will grant you three wishes.
Ducky: Wow! Is that true are you going to grant me three wishes?
Cera: No.
Ducky:....
Cera: My real purpose is to FIRE MY LAZOR!!!!!
*opens mouth and makes a scary roar that makes Ducky run away*
Cera: Darn...it worked for those guys in the lazor collection vids...:p
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Cera is trying to imitate the popular internet meme.
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Cera is trying to imitate the popular internet meme.
You're gonna have to tell me what meme that is.
Cera: YAWN!
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Cera is trying to imitate the popular internet meme.
You're gonna have to tell me what meme that is.
Cera: YAWN!
That one with the big mouth that fires that blue laser.
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Cera practices her "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" for when something really bad happens.