The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Old Captions => Topic started by: tempestwheel on July 02, 2009, 04:56:14 PM

Title: Shere Khan and Mowgli Caption.
Post by: tempestwheel on July 02, 2009, 04:56:14 PM

I saw this on DA and thought it was funny, so I wanted to make a caption of it.

(http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs42/f/2009/102/5/b/Mowgli__s_New_Job_by_lamamama.jpg)

Caption away!  :DD

Title: Shere Khan and Mowgli Caption.
Post by: action9000 on July 02, 2009, 06:30:16 PM

Sigh..all those loggers destroying our home and all this lousy tiger can think about is a chin scratch. :nyah

Title: Shere Khan and Mowgli Caption.
Post by: tempestwheel on July 02, 2009, 08:13:03 PM

The alternate ending to the Jungle Book if Shere Khan won.

Title: Shere Khan and Mowgli Caption.
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on July 02, 2009, 10:14:19 PM

Shere Kahn: "A little to the left.  Back a bit.  A little harder.  Ooh, that's just right!  PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

Mowgli: "I thought tigers were fierce, and all I find is this wuss I'll name Fluffy."

Title: Shere Khan and Mowgli Caption.
Post by: Kor on July 02, 2009, 10:17:11 PM

Shere Khan: "See, isn't this better then going to that dumb ol human village? You get to live here in the jungle and to be my official chin scratcher."

Title: Shere Khan and Mowgli Caption.
Post by: tempestwheel on July 02, 2009, 10:27:27 PM

Mowgli: Had I known you were going to make me do this, I'd preferred it if you ate me.

Title: Shere Khan and Mowgli Caption.
Post by: action9000 on July 05, 2009, 12:15:43 AM

Shere Khan:
Okay, Look happy and pounce in 3..2..1..

Title: Shere Khan and Mowgli Caption.
Post by: tempestwheel on July 07, 2009, 04:55:28 PM

Mowgli: I wasn't expecting this when the villagers said I'd be getting a pet cat.

Title: Shere Khan and Mowgli Caption.
Post by: action9000 on July 09, 2009, 11:18:21 PM

Bad movie ideas:

"Planet of the Tigers"

Title: Shere Khan and Mowgli Caption.
Post by: tempestwheel on July 10, 2009, 05:11:15 PM

Shere Khan: Come on, say it.

Mowgli: (Sighs). Fine....Tiger tiger, burning bright....

Title: Shere Khan and Mowgli Caption.
Post by: Nick22 on July 16, 2009, 02:11:38 AM

and I thought you were going to eat me...this is worse..

Title: Shere Khan and Mowgli Caption.
Post by: Noname on July 19, 2009, 06:30:46 PM

Tiger: Frosted Flakes are GRREEEAT!

Boy: Whatever...

Title: Shere Khan and Mowgli Caption.
Post by: Petrie. on July 20, 2009, 08:14:27 AM

Mowgli: I think I would've preferred the vulture's singing to this.

Title: Shere Khan and Mowgli Caption.
Post by: tempestwheel on August 18, 2009, 08:52:35 PM

Shere Khan on a computer: And that's how the Jungle Book would've ended if Disney accepted my draft of the script.