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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Animation => Topic started by: Petrie. on August 23, 2009, 08:38:06 PM

Title: Snow White: the old hag and the apple
Post by: Petrie. on August 23, 2009, 08:38:06 PM
(http://www.cuckoocomics.com/animation_art/D_image/thumb/WitchApple.jpg)
Title: Snow White: the old hag and the apple
Post by: Noname on August 23, 2009, 08:48:01 PM
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... because he will think you are DEAD!
Title: Snow White: the old hag and the apple
Post by: Nick22 on August 23, 2009, 08:59:03 PM
The apples free dearie
Title: Snow White: the old hag and the apple
Post by: Kor on August 23, 2009, 09:06:50 PM
Old Hag: "No worm in this apple? I could have sworn I put on in there just this morning."
Title: Snow White: the old hag and the apple
Post by: Petrie. on August 23, 2009, 09:56:16 PM
Queen: the poison recipe called for granny smith apples.  I don't know any granny smith, but I could definitely pass for a granny.  This red one will be perfect!
Title: Snow White: the old hag and the apple
Post by: Kor on August 23, 2009, 10:08:29 PM
Old Hag: "A poisoned apple?  Why can't I have a cool weapon instead of just this." Sighs, "Guess I'll have to make the best of what I have."
Title: Snow White: the old hag and the apple
Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on August 23, 2009, 10:14:14 PM
Old Hag: What?! This is a wax apple she'll never fall for this! I'll just have to curse the market that sold me this!
Title: Snow White: the old hag and the apple
Post by: Kor on August 23, 2009, 10:40:40 PM
Old Hag: "Now if I can just market better then those dwarfs folks will be buying my red apples more then the dwarf gems."
Title: Snow White: the old hag and the apple
Post by: kjeldo on August 24, 2009, 10:55:42 AM
old hag: apple dear i gonna tell you a secret, you are poisonous,
Title: Snow White: the old hag and the apple
Post by: Kor on August 24, 2009, 11:35:43 AM
Old hag: "you heard through the grapevine I'll be asked to star as Mombi in the next Wizard of Oz movie?  I didn't know apples talked to grapes."
Title: Snow White: the old hag and the apple
Post by: WeirdRaptor on September 02, 2009, 02:07:51 PM
WeirdRaptor: "Now, to be perfectly honest, would you have EVER taken an apple from someone who looked like that?"
Title: Snow White: the old hag and the apple
Post by: Noname on September 02, 2009, 03:44:08 PM
Hag: But... it's an organic apple... it's made with no pesticides or fertilizers... eat it...
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Post by: Lain_EX on January 01, 2010, 02:23:30 AM
No! You can't have this apple! IT'S MINE! ALL MINE! >=3
Title: Snow White: the old hag and the apple
Post by: MrDrake on January 02, 2010, 02:33:51 AM
Queen: Apple? This isn't an apple! It's an....orange! And yes, it is a poisonus orange! I mean, no, no it's not!
Title: Snow White: the old hag and the apple
Post by: Nick22 on January 02, 2010, 02:35:51 AM
take a bite. what? do you think I put something on it?
Title: Snow White: the old hag and the apple
Post by: Kor on January 02, 2010, 03:36:15 AM
"Just 1 bite and all your cares and worries will go away."
Title: Snow White: the old hag and the apple
Post by: MrDrake on January 02, 2010, 03:38:25 AM
Just be thankful it's not Maleficent doing this, otherwise you'll be really screwed right now
Title: Snow White: the old hag and the apple
Post by: Nick22 on January 03, 2010, 01:20:56 AM
Were you expecting Cruella De Vil?
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Post by: MrDrake on January 03, 2010, 01:39:41 AM
Eat the apple or I'll start stripping! *the apple is taken from her and is eaten*
Title: Snow White: the old hag and the apple
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on January 05, 2010, 03:49:08 AM
Quote from: MrDrake,Jan 3 2010 on  12:39 AM
Eat the apple or I'll start stripping! *the apple is taken from her and is eaten*
 :spit  :spit  :spit  :spit
Title: Snow White: the old hag and the apple
Post by: Noname on January 05, 2010, 07:12:11 AM
It's not an apple, dearie. It's a.... really round tomato! It'll still put you in a deep slee- I I mean, it has lots of healthy antioxidants!
Title: Snow White: the old hag and the apple
Post by: Nick22 on January 06, 2010, 02:38:24 PM
they say an apple a day keeps the doctor away and well this apple will do just that..
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Post by: Lillefot on January 06, 2010, 02:52:56 PM
Old Hag: "Say what!? You have to speak loader!"
Title: Snow White: the old hag and the apple
Post by: babidikrakenguard on February 28, 2010, 04:11:48 PM
Quote from: MrDrake,Jan 3 2010 on  12:39 AM
Eat the apple or I'll start stripping! *the apple is taken from her and is eaten*
That's a good one! :lol


Witch: I hope the Horned King didn't get his boney hands on this nice, fresh.. Poisonous Apple..
Title: Snow White: the old hag and the apple
Post by: Almaron on February 28, 2010, 11:30:09 PM
Thinks: If the poison doesn't kill her, the preservatives in this thing definitely will.
Title: Snow White: the old hag and the apple
Post by: Nick22 on March 02, 2010, 02:16:57 AM
eat this or i start showing my personal collection of home movies!