The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Animation => Topic started by: tempestwheel on August 27, 2009, 04:35:12 PM

Title: Simba and Timon Caption.
Post by: tempestwheel on August 27, 2009, 04:35:12 PM
(http://www.pridelands.ru/pictures/tlk112grabs/12sh_10.jpg)

Timon: I did not volunteer to be a pacifier!

Caption away!  :lol
Title: Simba and Timon Caption.
Post by: Noname on August 27, 2009, 04:36:36 PM
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a meercat?
Title: Simba and Timon Caption.
Post by: Lillefot on August 27, 2009, 04:46:40 PM
Simba has sleepwalks, dreaming about Ice Cream. Conclusion? Poor Timon!  :lol
Title: Simba and Timon Caption.
Post by: Noname on August 27, 2009, 04:54:48 PM
Timon: AGGHH! His tongue is like sandpaper! It's ripping off my fur!
Title: Simba and Timon Caption.
Post by: tempestwheel on August 27, 2009, 04:59:05 PM
Simba: Don't worry Timon, it's the Circle of Life!

Timon: I knew it! The Circle of Life is just a nice way of saying Survival of the Fittest!   :blink:
Title: Simba and Timon Caption.
Post by: Noname on August 27, 2009, 05:01:36 PM
Simba: I love you Timon!

Timon: Love hurts! OWW!
Title: Simba and Timon Caption.
Post by: kjeldo on August 28, 2009, 08:20:39 AM
timon: it burns!
Title: Simba and Timon Caption.
Post by: Noname on August 29, 2009, 01:13:20 AM
Timon: Aghh! The animation is brighter in this film than in the original lion king... and his tongue really DOES feel like sandpaper!
Title: Simba and Timon Caption.
Post by: Kor on August 29, 2009, 01:36:03 AM
Timon: "When I said I needed a bath I didn't mean this sort of bath."
Title: Simba and Timon Caption.
Post by: Noname on August 29, 2009, 01:44:20 AM
Timon: Anyone else notice how the rest of my body wasn't animated in this shot?
Title: Simba and Timon Caption.
Post by: Kor on August 29, 2009, 02:00:52 AM
Casting Director (from off screen): "I think we have found our actor to portray the role of Timon."
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Post by: Noname on August 29, 2009, 02:04:38 AM
Timon: Help me!

Simba: What? Didn't hear you...

Timon: Pumba, do something!

(Pumba runs offscreen)

Timon: Dang it!
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Post by: Kor on August 29, 2009, 02:18:48 AM
Timon: "Help, mad lion."

Simba: "I'm not mad, just glad to see you."

Timon: "Can you be a teensy little bit less happy to see me?"
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Post by: Pangaea on August 29, 2009, 06:05:34 PM
Pumbaa (offscreen): Timon, did you know that a lion’s tongue is so rough it can scrape flesh off of bone?
Timon: YES, actually I DID know that!
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Post by: Ptyra on August 30, 2009, 12:05:03 AM
Timon: HELP! HIS TONGUE IS BIGGER THAN HIS EYES!!!
Title: Simba and Timon Caption.
Post by: Kor on August 30, 2009, 12:10:51 AM
Timon: "He thinks I'm some sort of lick toy, help me!"
Title: Simba and Timon Caption.
Post by: Noname on August 30, 2009, 12:11:00 AM
Timon: Help! He thinks I'm a chew toy!
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Post by: landbeforetimelover on August 30, 2009, 12:12:55 AM
*LICK!*

Simba:  Hmmmmmmm......needs more salt......

Timone:  God please help me!
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Post by: Noname on August 30, 2009, 12:17:01 AM
Simba: Dinner!

Timon: This is NOT what all true warriors strive for!

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Post by: Paradise Bird on September 01, 2009, 07:51:27 AM
Simba:Can I eat you?
Timon:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CLXDHUZnnk&feature=related
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Post by: tempestwheel on September 06, 2009, 11:10:49 AM
Director: Now do you see why we couldn't show them eating meat on-screen? Stuff like this would've happened!
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Post by: Noname on September 06, 2009, 01:38:02 PM
Simba: (lick, lick)

Timon: I don't need you to clean my fur, for the last time!

Title: Simba and Timon Caption.
Post by: tempestwheel on September 06, 2009, 03:32:16 PM
Announcer: Meerkat-flavored ring pops! A lion cub's favorite treat in a candy store!
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Post by: Noname on September 06, 2009, 03:40:04 PM
Timon: He's licking me! Why is he licking me?!

Pumbaa: Since this was a free-frame in the movie, we'll never know for sure...
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Post by: Littlefoot1616 on September 07, 2009, 05:33:01 AM
Simba: Now this is how mum used to do it *slurp*
Timon: Arrghh! Now I can see why you hated it so much!

***

Simba: Wax on...wax off!
Timon: You mean wax on, HAIR OFF!!
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Post by: Noname on September 13, 2009, 05:36:42 AM
Simba: Ice Cream!

Timon: Murderous lion cub!

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Post by: tempestwheel on June 22, 2010, 12:16:46 AM
Simba: Look Timon, I'm impersonating the pyramids!

Timon: Pyramids didn't eat meerkats!
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Post by: Pangaea on June 22, 2010, 02:14:59 AM
Simba: “I love you, little buddy!”

Timon: “If this is how you express affection, I’m glad you don’t HATE me!”
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Post by: tempestwheel on May 28, 2011, 11:08:51 PM
NEW! From the Pride Lands Ice Cream Company: Timon-Sicles!
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Post by: Nick22 on May 29, 2011, 12:15:15 AM
timon on a stick! for a very limited time..
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Post by: Pangaea on June 01, 2011, 07:51:05 PM
Timon: “Now I know how furniture feels when it’s getting sanded!”
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Post by: tempestwheel on January 14, 2012, 03:52:39 PM
The Pride Lands production of Little Shop of Horrors  :)
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Post by: LBTLover1 on January 14, 2012, 06:29:24 PM
Simba: I know we're friends and all, but i'm hungry and you sure do taste good.
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Post by: Nick22 on January 14, 2012, 09:43:09 PM
a tasty treat for a hungry lion..
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Post by: Dr. Curzon on January 15, 2012, 02:09:16 AM
The reason why the glue-on-the-tongue trick is not recommended.
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Post by: Littlefoot505 on November 29, 2017, 06:03:50 PM
Timon: STOP IT SIMBA!! YOU'RE RIPPING THE FUR OFF MY HEAD AND IT REALLY HURTS!!!
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Post by: Littlefoot fan 1990 on November 29, 2017, 07:29:50 PM
Timon's greatest nightmare coming to reality; Simba gives him a tongue bath.

Timon: And I thought bath time with my mother was bad enough. Wrong! This is worse!