The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: Ptyra on January 09, 2010, 12:27:44 AM
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Petrie: "I'm cuckoo for cocoa puffs!"
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Oh mother....why....wont.....you.....die!?
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I am the almighty Pterasaur! Bow before me foolish mortals or feel my wraith! Mwah hah hah. MWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAAAAAAA!
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"Hi mom, welcome to HELL. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
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Petrie's mother is quick to regret feeding him something high in sugar.
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Petrie's long-lost-creep-evil-twin brother has returned for vengence.
(amazing what can be captured in one frame :p )
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Petrie: I AM ZIIIIIIM! GO, MY GIR MINIONS AND DESTROY THE HUMANS!
Siblings: TAQUITOS!
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"O Sweet Mystery of Life, at last I've found you!"
Complete with exaggerated high C tenor voice and typical operatic histrionics. Of course his audience looks on with adoration... :lol
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Petrie: "I need MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS!"
Ducky (off-screen): "Hey! That is Anna's running gag for captions of me on the GOF! It is, it is!"
Petrie (thinking): "Oh well, sucka :lol!"
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"I need waffles! I need waffles or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes...."
A cookie to anyone who knows where that quote is originally from XD
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Actually, it's "but I need tacos"
But I get'cha.
"BE PREPARED!"
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Oh yeah, got it mixed up just then.....but still! *hands you a cookie*
"I like chocolate milk!"
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Yay for Cheese :D !
*on a Documentary* On the latest production of The Lion Kng (http://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=6267), Petire convinced the director that he could play an intimidating Scar while Guido played Simba. Unfortunately, during the "Be Prepared" sequence, the audience had a hard time taking Petrie's role seriously. He did, in turn, do a surpassing Scar, but went down in history as doing the silliest version of "Be Prepared".
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Hehe, you even knew that one too ^^ *hands you another cookie*
Petrie: *singing* It was a one eyes, one horned, flying purple people eater!
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^ *cont
Mama Flier: Oh, the things he learns from his OTHER uncle.
(Dad's brother)
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See Mama Flyer sporting a stylish Crazed Petrie hat. Her children gaze in awe and excitement.
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petrie: its got me! it got me!
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Instead of scaring his sibs & his own mom, Petrie always seem to make them smile. d=
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Mama Flyer: "See, kids?! Petrie knows how to fly now, too! I'm sooooo proud of you, my boy!"
Petrie (thinking): "Mama no be proud when me drop special present on her." :lol
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Petrie: BEWARE OF THE BOX GHOST!!!!
Pterano: *offscreen* Uhh...what's *in booming voice* THE BOX GHOST??
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Petrie: "BEWARE OF PETRIE!!!! THE DRACULA OF THIS AGE!!!!! MWAAHAHAHAHA
Petrie's Mom: "I'm so proud of him."
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Me going to life you up so high, me feel like superman.
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Petrie: "Shall me throw Mummy into firy pit, SHALL ME???"
siblings: "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!"
Petrie: *laughs evilly*
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^ A Great Valley tradition that was not shown in the films: the sacrifice to the Smoking Mountain.
Now we know what happened to Petrie's dad... :unsure:
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Petrie: This will blow you away!