The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Animation => Topic started by: babidikrakenguard on February 28, 2010, 04:02:34 PM
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Heh, wonder how many captions THIS will snag.. :lol: sorry about the quality. :rolleyes:
(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/5990/hornedking5.png)
Horned King: That's it! The party is over.. OUT!
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"Pillagers to the left. Raving mobs to your second right..."
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*Death March*
Creeper: (thinking) The Horned King is taking that seriously.
OOT: Guuurrrgiii :(
At least he doesn't die in the books.
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Horned King: "No! Bad demonic undead abominations of the Erdritch depths of the Underworld! No! You do not do that on the carpet! You go outside if you're going to behave like that!"
Creeper: "Aren't you being a little too rough on them?"
Horned King: "Honey, you have to firm with them."
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Horned King: Alright, you are all grounded! No more knawing on your swords!
Creeper(Thinking): He's always scary when he's mad like this..
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Horned King: Arise, my minions, and prepare for your first mighty task of ultimate evil: The cleaning out of my bedroom!
Creeper: Yes! Ye...wait, what?
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Go, my minions! Attack until they remake this film with better animation and storyline, or else a live-action version starring Johnny Depp!
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Horned King: WHHHATT?! What do you mean the store was closed?! I don't care how long it takes you! Search every village! Get out there and do not return without my Coco Pops!
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Little guy in back on stairs thinking: "Gosh, he looks scarier in person then on his post cards."
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what do you mean they blew up the DEath star.. wait wrong film..
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Horned King: It's incredible! Sixteen years and not a trace of her! She couldn't have vanished into thin air! Are you sure you searched everywhere?
Cauldron Born: Yeah, everywhere! We all did!
Horned King: And what about the towns? The forests? The mountains?
Creeper: Um, sire.. Wrong movie!
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^ Unless they're looking for Elionwy =P
Horned King: FIRST PRYDAIN! THEN THE WOOORRRLD!
Creeper: ...Fictional Hitler of a fictional world ahoy.
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Horned King: “GO TO YOUR ROOM!”
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Horned King: “You worthless festering piles of animated vulture vomit! Get out there and fetch me a PROPER brain for my creation!”
Creeper: “Um, your highness . . . You have control of the most powerful magical artifact in existence, and an invincible undead army at your command. Why do you need to create your own monster to take over the world?”
Horned King: “Silence, feeble-minded deformed bullfrog minion! I will not have my methods questioned! Now fetch me coffee!”
Creeper: :rolleyes
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Horned King: “Oh, for Hell’s sake! You lot smell worse than an ogre’s armpit! Go take a shower, all of you!”
Creeper: “Yeah, and put on some deodorant, ya skeletal stinkers!” :nyah
Horned King (to Creeper): “And you go with them! You smell even worse than they do!”
Creeper: :blink:
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”Horned King: “What is this?! Out! Out, all of you! What did I say about throwing wild parties while I'm gone?!”
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Go tell the people at the make-up station to MAKE CREEPER MATCH THE COLOR PALLET!
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The Horned King(With General Woundwort Voice): Go forth, my Efrafen warriors! Go forth to Watership Down and destroy all that you encounter!
Creeper: Sire, have you been watching the Watership Down series?
(Yes, i am watching the Watership Down series.. The Horned King/John Hurt sounds quite different as Woundwort! He also sounded different as Hazel in the movie..)
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Horned King: “You useless corpses! If you fail me again, you will face the ultimate punishment…I will make you all brush your teeth with Creeper’s toothbrush!”
Creeper: “Hey!”