The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Real-Life Captions => Topic started by: Noname on March 13, 2010, 01:21:49 AM

Title: Hippo and Zebra
Post by: Noname on March 13, 2010, 01:21:49 AM

(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/47462000/jpg/_47462075_sn310_zebra_hippo_teeth_2.jpg)

The Zebra is known for the versatility of its grazing range, even going into the mouths of other species.  :blink:

Title: Hippo and Zebra
Post by: WeirdRaptor on March 15, 2010, 09:07:31 PM

Meet me tonight.

Title: Hippo and Zebra
Post by: Ptyra on March 15, 2010, 09:42:16 PM

A preview of Madagascar 3
A love triangle is formed when Gloria is in love with both Marty AND Melman...


Gawwwwwwwwwd, I hate inter-species relationships >_<

Title: Hippo and Zebra
Post by: Noname on March 15, 2010, 10:26:23 PM

Next time, on "When animals of different species crossbreed"...

Title: Hippo and Zebra
Post by: pokeplayer984 on March 15, 2010, 11:05:25 PM

Well what do you know, inter-species relationships are possible outside of fanfiction. :P:

Title: Hippo and Zebra
Post by: Ptyra on March 15, 2010, 11:59:40 PM

Zebra: Yes sir, you do indeed, have a cavity in your tusk.
Hippo: What should I do?
Zebra: I'll talk to the wildlife ranger to see when the best time to hook you up with the doc.

Title: Hippo and Zebra
Post by: Noname on March 16, 2010, 01:10:45 AM

The carnivorous hippo strikes again!

Title: Hippo and Zebra
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on March 28, 2010, 10:19:35 AM

Hippo: "Doctor, can you tell me what my problem is?"

Zebra: "Yeah!  It's called gingivitis, and there was no need for you to come this far to see me.  I could smell it a mile away!"

Hippo: :oops

Title: Hippo and Zebra
Post by: Noname on June 27, 2010, 10:31:53 PM

In Kenya, they say curiosity killed the Zebra...

Title: Hippo and Zebra
Post by: Kor on June 27, 2010, 10:41:36 PM

Zebra: "How about next time we go to my place?"

Title: Hippo and Zebra
Post by: Noname on July 01, 2010, 01:56:06 AM

It isn't a hippo at all; behold the deadly Venus Zebra-trap!

Title: Hippo and Zebra
Post by: WeirdRaptor on July 08, 2010, 06:26:17 AM

"Look, Hippy, you're a nice girl, but this is neither the time nor the place."

Title: Hippo and Zebra
Post by: Noname on July 08, 2010, 10:04:11 PM

The zebra has been forced to graze off of the plaque on the hippo's teeth, thanks to a food shortage...