The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: Ptyra on March 16, 2010, 02:01:47 PM
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Petrie's Mom: Admit it! You DID break my snuggling stick!
Pterano: You hold a grudge longer than Mr. Threehorn, you know that?
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uh lol :DD
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Petrie's mom: ...and of course I couldn't go to flyer's college because mom had to throw away money on that stupid Future Flyer Leaders of Herd's camp every really hot time! Oh, sure, maybe if it had actually taught you something!
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Pterano: (Thinking) This is what I get for lecturing Petrie to bring his girlfriend home on time? It's not like I didn't
Petrie's mom: And remember the time you brought Ada home THREE minutes late?
Pterano: (still thinking) I'd hate to see the fate of the young swimmer who promises SPIKE to bring Ducky home on time
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Petrie's Mom: You never told me you had kids! I'm an aunt!
Pterano: It wasn't my idea to have those kids, it just... happened!
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Petrie's Mother: "I know of yellowbellies that I'd rather see be leader."
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Petrie's Mom: "So let me get this straight. You took the children to find Candy Mountain with two singing ponies, got in debt with them, and sold the children to pay off your debt? And now they're being sacrificed to unseal Cthulhu?"
Pterano: "Well, in a manner of speaking..."
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Petrie's Mother: What do you mean you have a small but rapid group of fangirls who take pictures of you and write all sorts of stories with you in them?!
Pterano: Beats me! I'm just an obscure character voiced by a well-known actor in a movie that is considered one of the most obscure in a now-canceled children's dinosaur cartoon.
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Petrie's Mom: What do you mean that both Rinkus and Sierra are interested in me and are fighting against eachother for me?
Pterano: That's exactly what I mean! They really are doing that! This is their tenth match!
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Petrie's mom: "You danced with both Rinkus and Sierra didn't you?"
Pterano: "I didn't want either of them to feel left out. & the invisible orchestra were playing some great band music."
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(It seems we now have a forum running gag XD )
Petrie's mother: So you're saying that the kids stopped goofing around when you phoned Chuck Norris?
Pterano: It was all I could do! The clone army was no help! Neither was that Balrog from the mine. Or an entire...herd...of tribbles or [insert many more sci-fi/fantasy references here]. And don't get me started on the success of Dumbledor's Army.
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1. Tory: You lummox! You ate my treestars! Just when I was beginning to trust you by simply asking you to watch over them, you eat them! *goes on and on*
Pterano: *thinking* Dang, she's grumpier than Mr. Threehorn!
2. Tory: So you're the one who broke my snuggling stick! Darn it, Pterano! I told you not to go near it!
Petrie: *offscrean* So when do me pull April Fool's thing on her?
Pterano: When I give the signal...
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Pterano: "And that sharptooth was holding me in his claws!"
Petrie: [Offscreen] "Ooh! What happen next?"
Pterano: "He opened his mouth to swallow me whole, but I punched him right in the kisser!"
Petrie's Mom: "That's not how it happened! I had to fly in and save your sorry tail!"
Mr. Threehorn: [Offscreen] "You had to be saved by girl? HAHAHAHA!"
Tria: [Offscreen} "What did you say!?"
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Petrie's Mom: "It was you who threw that treesweet at Mr. Threehorn when no one was looking wasn't it?"
Pterano: "He was asking for it."
Petrie's mom: "How did he do that?"
Pterano: "Just his being himself."
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Tory: *after Pterano jumped out from behind a boulder to scare her* Darn it Pterano! Man, you scared the living wits outta me!
Pterano: *laughs* Oh, Tory, you have always been easy to scare. *whispers to Petrie* It's true! In fact, there was this one time when-
Tory: Pterano! Don't say a single word! *walks off*
Pterano: *waits til she goes off screen before continuing to whisper to Petrie* Now as I was saying-
Tory: PTERANO!!!!!
:lol Poor Tory...getting scared outta her wits by Pterano...that's friggin hilariously hilarious! :lol
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Pterano: "What is it with you, woman? It wasn't my fault Petrie got addicted to poker! I wanted him to learn how to play, so the other guys would not make fun of him if he was invited for a hand or two. It wasn't my fault he got so good he plundered the entire Great Valley, some nasty guys called him a cheater and are now throwing stones at your home at night!"
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Petrie's Mom: "So let me get this straight. You took the children to find Candy Mountain with two singing ponies, got in debt with them, and sold the children to pay off your debt? And now they're being sacrificed to unseal Cthulhu?"
Pterano: "Well, in a manner of speaking..."
VERY LARGE LOL!! :lol i guess that is why the sky is orange!
Mama: Pterano. I am your sister!
Pterano: i already knew that!
Mama: oh, nevermind then... :slap
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Pterano: So where is the ark.
Mother: Being reviewed by top men.
Pterano: Who?
Mother: TOP MEN!!!!!
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"I don't care what anyone says, there is NOT a heavenly glow around your head and that's FINAL!"
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Pterano: Sister dear!
Mama Flyer: What?
Pterano: Where is my super suit?
Mama Flyer: What?
Pterano: WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT???
Mama Flyer: I uhh...I put it away!
Pterano: WHERE???
Mama Flyer: Why do you need to know?
Pterano: I need it!
Mama Flyer: Uh uh! Don't you think about runnin off doin no derrin do! We've been planning this hunt for months!
Pterano: THE VALLEY IS IN DANGER!!!
Mama Flyer: MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!!!!
Pterano: YOU TELL ME WHERE THAT SUIT IS WOMAN! WE'RE TALKING ABOUT GREATER GOOD!!!
Mama Flyer: GREATER GOOD??? I AM YOUR SISTER!! I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU'RE EVER GONNA GET!!!
Pterano: :slap
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^Frozone from "The Incredibles" :lol
Petrie's Mother: "YOU DID WHAT!?"
Pterano: "Honestly, I-I... that fat creature asked for it!"
Petrie's Mother: "Stop lying! Why'd ya kill a defenceless Yellowbelly???"
Pterano: "Well, it ate all berries..."
:lol
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Petrie's Mother: You went out drinking with Rinkus and Sierra, and you took Petrie with you?!
Pterano: Well, umm... :idea He wanted to feel like one of the guys. :smile
Petrie's Mother: <_<
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Petrie's Mother: "Have you told Petrie something you weren't supposed to tell him!?"
Pterano: "I'm not aware of such a thing..."
Petrie's Mother: "Then WHO ELSE told him about babies!?!?!?!"
Pterano: "Well, I guess I might know who's responsible for this..." :oops
Petrie's Mother: :anger