The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: tempestwheel on May 02, 2010, 07:49:06 PM
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It's Spike Vs. Littlefoot on a round of Super Sharptooth Fighter II played on the GV's biggest TV screen.
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Littlefoot: "2 treesweets on Chomper's Mom to win."
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Epic cock fighting!
Littlefoot: "I'm putting five down on the female."
Cera: "Ten on the big guy."
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Seems Mystery Science Theater has been around even since the prehistoric era.
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Seems Mystery Science Theater has been around even since the prehistoric era.
Cera: "We have to find a way to escape from here and get back to the Great Valley."
Petrie: "Me not sure it'll be easy. The mads said we trapped here."
Ducky: "yes, they say we are part of an experiment, whatever that is. I do not know, no, no, no."
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Mama Sharptooth (as Dr. Frankenstein): Igor! You lunkhead! I told you to fetch me a brain donor, and this is what you bring back?!
Giganotosaurus (as Igor): Sorry, master. There’s not a lot of donors on this island, ever since you ate them all.
Mama Sharptooth (as Dr. Frankenstein): But surely you could have done better than a spiketail! Don’t you know his brain’s only the size of a walnut*?!
Spike: Hey!
*It’s a myth that an adult Stegosaurus’s brain was walnut-sized (it was actually several times larger than that), though I don't know about a juvenile's. No offense intended to Spike, of course. :p
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Chomper's Mom: First, you have an affair with me, now you want to KILL me?!
Giganotosaurus: It was a mistake on my part; I really should have kept to my own species...
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Cera: Watch, I bet Chomper's mom's gonna lay in some serious hurt on him!
Petrie: Me thinking he already broked his spine before Chomper's mom gots to him...
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Mama Sharptooth (as Dr. Frankenstein): Igor! You lunkhead! I told you to fetch me a brain donor, and this is what you bring back?!
Giganotosaurus (as Igor): Sorry, master. There’s not a lot of donors on this island, ever since you ate them all.
Mama Sharptooth (as Dr. Frankenstein): But surely you could have done better than a spiketail! Don’t you know his brain’s only the size of a walnut*?!
Spike: Hey!
*It’s a myth that an adult Stegosaurus’s brain was walnut-sized (it was actually several times larger than that), though I don't know about a juvenile's. No offense intended to Spike, of course. :p
Nooo! The brain was from Abby Normal! Wait, wrong generation of Frankenstein and Igor...or was it Fronkenstein?
Littlefoot: Oh man, I hope Ducky's gotten help by now. This is going to get ugly.
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Giganotosaurus: Hah! My teeth are whiter than yours! Crest toothpaste is the best!
Chomper's Mom: Colgate will win someday! I swear it!
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Littlefoot: "Look at it this way. We could be watching a movie done by Uwe Boll or Joel Schumacher."
Petrie: "Good point."
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Littlefoot: "I'd like to know how they never noticed another Sharptooth on the island with them."
Cera: "Well, maybe they just never checked the attic."
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Chomper's Mom: Dekker's a replica you stupid lizard!
Giganotosaurus: Are you nuts? He is clearly not a replica!
Littlefoot: I knew watching Blade Runner was a bad idea.
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Littlefoot: "At least it's better then the other movie we saw before this one."
Cera: "Yea, like that one about the disco dragon. As if any self respecting dragon would like disco let alone dance to it. That is so 70's not to mention a stupid idea."
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*And now, possibly the most ridiculously lengthy caption I've ever written:*
T. rex: “I’ll take the longneck and threehorn. You can have the spiketail and flyer.”
Giganotosaurus: “Hey! I why do I get the flyer? He’s so small he’ll get stuck in my teeth!”
T. rex: “Hey, I’m letting you have the spiketail! He’s the fattest one!”
Giganotosaurus: “But you get TWO big ones! How is that fair?!”
T. rex: “It’s fair because I’m bigger than you! I need more food!”
Giganotosaurus: “That’s not true! All the dinosaur books say MY kind is larger than yours! I just look smaller because I hunch!”
T. rex: “Oh, please. You’re the same height as me, at best. Maybe you just weigh more because you’re always obsessed with eating the fattest leafeaters you can find!”
Giganotosaurus: “Hey! Are you calling me fat?!”
T. rex: “Is the Bright Circle round? You bet I am, you overstuffed, hunchbacked fat biter!”
Giganotosaurus: “WHY, I OUGHTA . . . ! ! !”
Spike (to rest of gang in his own language): “I dunno about you guys, but I’m getting bored. Can we go find something to eat?”
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Cera: This is boring switch channels
Petrie switches and turns into fighting of the t-rexes.
Cera: AAHH this is more like it.
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Chomper's Mom: "Well don't just sit there! Help me fight this thing!"
Littlefoot: "Umm..."
Petrie: "Uhh..."
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Thanks to friendship with friendly sharptooth, Gang watches Sharpteeth Fight TV program in foreseats, the best place of view!