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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Animation => Topic started by: babidikrakenguard on June 26, 2010, 01:27:22 PM

Title: The Horned King caption 5
Post by: babidikrakenguard on June 26, 2010, 01:27:22 PM
Promised you another caption last night and here's the picture.  :nyah

Yeah, sure if you pause the movie at the right moment you might see the characters making funny faces or have more then two eyes (You'll see in the next Caption even though it's not from the Black Cauldron) but this one was just luck!  :blink:




(http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/9345/hornedking115.png)
Title: The Horned King caption 5
Post by: Pangaea on June 26, 2010, 09:02:42 PM
The Horned King was on the cusp of perfecting his evil laugh . . . when a fly flew down his throat.
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Post by: Kor on June 26, 2010, 11:07:13 PM
"Phew, this is one stinky spell."
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Post by: babidikrakenguard on June 27, 2010, 05:33:45 PM
Hairballs! Everyone get's them.. Even Horned Kings.
Title: The Horned King caption 5
Post by: Pangaea on June 27, 2010, 10:41:25 PM
The Horned King regrets volunteering as the MythBusters’ test subject for the “death by flatulence” myth.
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Post by: babidikrakenguard on June 27, 2010, 10:55:25 PM
Jeez, that reminds me of one of the new potions on Pirates of the Caribbean Online. The "Flatulence Fizz"


If there's one thing the Horned King fears the most, it's teletubbies!


(Fair thee well, Dignity :p)
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Post by: Pangaea on June 27, 2010, 11:41:27 PM
^ It's an actual myth the MythBusters tested (in the episode “Franklin’s Kite”), concerning the alleged story of a man who ate too much cabbage and beans, went to sleep in a small, unventilated room, and . . . well, you get the idea. :p Basically they tested the myth by piping the individual components of flatus into a chamber, and at one point they decided to put a subject inside to see if it affected them…


The Horned King decides that, despite his love and mastery of torture, shock, and unspeakable terror, rollercoasters just aren’t his thing. :P:
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Post by: Ptyra on June 30, 2010, 05:25:48 PM
The Horned King wonders why his hoard is jumping into the Black Cauldron. Then Creeper introduced him to his ladyfriend. He understood why his hoard was jumping into the cauldron.
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Post by: Pangaea on June 30, 2010, 10:55:22 PM
When the Horned King snarls, ogres and dragons tremble with fear. When the Horned King yells, the Devil himself cowers. But when the Horned King sings opera, EVERYONE runs for the hills.
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Post by: babidikrakenguard on July 05, 2010, 09:46:16 PM
When the Horned King is prepairing himself for sneezing, it's best that everyone steer clear..
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Post by: Pangaea on July 06, 2010, 12:20:13 AM
^ :lol :lol :lol


“Oh noes! The green wind! It’s coming for me! Halp!” D:
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Post by: Pangaea on July 07, 2010, 08:14:14 PM
The Horned King’s attempt to sing “Happy Birthday” to babidikrakenguard does not go over well. :p
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Post by: Ptyra on July 07, 2010, 09:51:08 PM
Never show the Horned King the two sequels to the Brave Little Toaster.

Oh aaaaahhhhhhh, when I need to remember!
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Post by: Mirumoto_Kenjiro on July 07, 2010, 10:17:53 PM
What scared the Horned King the most?  The critics!
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Post by: Pangaea on July 07, 2010, 11:22:23 PM
“ACK! Darth Vader, you stay out of this movie! I'm the big bad around here! Now turn off that force magic stuff of yours and let me go!”
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Post by: WeirdRaptor on July 08, 2010, 03:34:46 AM
Horned King: "IllswallowyoursoulI'llswallowyoursoulIllswallowyoursoul!"

Ash: "Swallow this." *Bang*
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Post by: Pangaea on July 08, 2010, 04:05:03 AM
The Horned King was the very image of unmitigated horror and malevolence . . . until he slipped on a banana peel in front of his entire horde. :p
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Post by: babidikrakenguard on July 08, 2010, 05:59:28 PM
Quote from: Pangaea,Jul 7 2010 on  07:14 PM
The Horned King’s attempt to sing “Happy Birthday” to babidikrakenguard does not go over well. :p
:lol I got sick last night, but that just brightened my mood.


...But babidikrakenguard forgave him, knowing that it's always the thought that counts. And so, she wanted to give the Horned King a hug as thanks. However, the Horned King was not inclined to recieve any huggings..



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Post by: Ptyra on July 08, 2010, 10:58:16 PM
Quote from: Pangaea,Jul 8 2010 on  02:05 AM
The Horned King was the very image of unmitigated horror and malevolence . . . until he slipped on a banana peel in front of his entire horde. :p
Weeeeee!

"You morons! You brought the wrong pig again! First you brought that one with the spider, then the one who herds sheep, THEN the one with the weasel friends (which was very delicious), and NOW you bring me a Loony Toon!?"
Tsk, tsk, tsk. So many pigs, so little time. For starters, they should look for girl pigs.
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Post by: Pangaea on July 09, 2010, 12:41:35 AM
Quote from: babidikrakenguard,Jul 8 2010 on  04:59 PM
:lol I got sick last night, but that just brightened my mood.
You're very welcome. :smile Did you see your star day thread (http://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=5927) as well? ;)


“GAAAAACK! For the love of Satan, somebody open a window! What genius decided to use the cauldron to make soup?!”
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Post by: babidikrakenguard on July 19, 2010, 01:39:56 PM
"By the hair on your chinny-chin-chin, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!"

All that Huffing and Puffing, just to get to an Oraculer Pig.. Unfortunately, the Horned King had to choose which of the three little pigs was the actual oraculer pig. Turned out, after all that huffing and puffing, none of them were..
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Post by: Pangaea on July 22, 2010, 09:00:41 PM
The Horned King had almost mastered the difficult art of juggling clouds of green gas…and then he sneezed.
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Post by: Pangaea on August 10, 2010, 06:36:59 PM
So THAT’S how the Horned King got his skeletal, mummified look…He was attacked by the floating green water-sucking bacteria from the Tremors TV series! :p


A pretty obscure reference, I’ll admit; I watched the Tremors episode “Ghost Dance” a couple nights ago, and afterwards it occurred to me that the floating green bacterial cloud looked an awful lot like the stuff in the screenshot. Check out this clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk-496ie6nI&feature=related) if you want to see what I mean. It first appears briefly at 1:10; you get a better look at it after 2:40, and its handiwork (not for the squeamish) can be seen at around 4:12).
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Post by: Pangaea on September 03, 2010, 02:33:14 AM
The Horned King’s morning breath: the quickest way to clear a castle. :p
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Post by: WeirdRaptor on September 03, 2010, 08:30:18 PM
HK: "Alright, who dealt it?!"
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Post by: Pangaea on September 04, 2010, 02:24:52 AM
“Everybody look out! This is gonna be the mother of all loogies!”
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Post by: Pangaea on February 10, 2011, 03:23:56 AM
The Horned King: “Aaaaaugh! Open a window!”

Creeper: “This is a castle, sire! The windows don’t open!”

The Horned King: “Well, then, turn on a fan!”

Creeper: “There aren’t any power outlets!”

The Horned King: “Well, then knock a wall down! Anything to let some air in! Whose idea was it to make Limburger cheese in here, anyway?!”