The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: Blitz on August 07, 2010, 04:40:53 PM

Title: Guido Caption
Post by: Blitz on August 07, 2010, 04:40:53 PM

Ok, I am almost completely stunned that he hasn't even been done yet. So... here's a pic of our favorite comedic Glider:


(https://s20.postimg.org/f5esierrh/21-1.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Here we go!  :p

Title: Guido Caption
Post by: Adder on August 07, 2010, 05:43:32 PM

What'd I do! It was Petrie!

Title: Guido Caption
Post by: Pangaea on August 07, 2010, 09:06:57 PM

“Hey, no one told me this was a protected forest! I didn’t know you weren’t allowed to chop wood here!”

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Post by: Pangaea on August 22, 2010, 12:52:47 AM

“Why, no, Mr. Threehorn, I don’t know what happened to your favorite coffee table.”

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Post by: Kor on August 22, 2010, 02:06:31 AM

Guido: "It wasn't me.  It was like this when I got here."

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Post by: Pangaea on September 15, 2010, 11:52:24 PM

Guido: “I swear, I wouldn’t have brought the bugs to the house for Chomper’s party if I had known they were termites!”

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Post by: Redtooth101 on October 17, 2010, 01:26:52 PM

"I didn't land that hard, how was I supposed to know it was fragile"

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Post by: Pangaea on November 01, 2010, 01:09:57 AM

Shortly after informing the homeowner on how the repairs were going, and what that big pile of wood was, Guido was permanently barred from the carpentry profession.

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Post by: Amaranthine on November 06, 2010, 11:09:24 PM

*shrugs* "Sorry, I dunno who this Dorothy person is...and...what the heck is Kansas?"

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Post by: Kor on November 06, 2010, 11:37:53 PM

Guido: "It wasn't me who did it.   It was ... Hyp, yea he did it, and his friends helped, yea, that's what happened.  I saw it all."

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Post by: Pangaea on May 29, 2011, 06:05:33 AM

Guido: “Um…I can explain everything. It started when I noticed a loose shingle on the roof…”

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Post by: Salvatore Blackheart on May 29, 2011, 06:27:52 AM

Guido: Why me? Why me?

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Post by: LBTLover1 on October 09, 2011, 02:28:40 PM

It wasn't my fault...it was...well it was....um...it was...okay yeah it was me.

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Post by: guidolover on November 21, 2011, 01:21:57 PM

that pic has made my day !!!!!! sigh .................
 :wub  :wub  :wub  :wub  :wub  :wub  :wub  :wub

Title: Guido Caption
Post by: guidolover on November 22, 2011, 03:28:56 AM

me : *talking in sleep* I cant believe that Guido dosnt have a girl friend !!!!! But how can I ask to be ? Ducky can you ask if Guido will go out with me ? pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaase!?


later in the mourning

Guido : sooooo....... you like me ?
me: ..................ur.....yes.......... how did you know ....?

Guido : well........ :wub  :wub  :wub  :lol  :lol

Title: Guido Caption
Post by: LBTLover1 on December 11, 2011, 10:16:21 PM

Quote from: guidolover,Nov 22 2011 on  02:28 AM

me : *talking in sleep* I cant believe that Guido dosnt have a girl friend !!!!! But how can I ask to be ? Ducky can you ask if Guido will go out with me ? pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaase!?


later in the mourning

Guido : sooooo....... you like me ?
me: ..................ur.....yes.......... how did you know ....?

Guido : well........ :wub  :wub  :wub  :lol  :lol

You talk about Guido alot.  Have you tried FanFic where you can post stories of him and some other dino?

P.S. Guido is my favorite too.  Even for a guy.

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Post by: guidolover on December 26, 2011, 10:22:21 AM

:wub  :wub  :wub  :wub  :wub  :wub

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Post by: Dr. Curzon on December 27, 2011, 01:31:59 AM

Guido:What?! I don't control the wind!You see I er um didn't mean it...it-it just happened a-and I really I mean really I didn't mean it big-but-not-fat-guy who's bigger then me and is...is all there...
Mr Threehorn: *thinking* Great, another weirdo moment...

Rest: *shrugs*

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Post by: guidolover on December 27, 2011, 06:26:46 AM

Guido : why are you staring  at me like that ?? :oops  :blink:  :unsure:

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Post by: BigFriendlyGun9000 on December 28, 2011, 12:05:57 AM

This is why you should never give Guido full care of your home with dynamite around without the proper insurance, kids! Up next, why you need to extend your grandparents life insurance when you let Chomper take care of them!

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Post by: Ducky123 on December 21, 2016, 12:05:43 AM

Mr. Thicknose: "So... Guido. Would you answer me a question?"

Guido (nervous): "Uhh, sure big fat guy uhh... I mean, Mr. Thicknose, sir..."  :oops

Mr. Thicknose: "What is the Schrodinger equation and what does it describe?"

Guido: "Well, I dunno, sir." *shrugs*

Mr. Thicknose: "That weirdo is going to fail all classes this semester like this..."

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Post by: Littlefoot505 on December 15, 2017, 05:12:18 PM

I really had a hell of a time recovering this one.

(https://s20.postimg.org/f5esierrh/21-1.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)