The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: Blitz on November 04, 2010, 06:10:35 PM
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I don't think this one has been done yet, here's the pic:
(https://s20.postimg.org/ple59udvh/GuidoandPetrieScared.png) (https://postimages.org/)
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NOOpe. It's been done. :-3
Gudio: PETRIE! PETRIE! THE SKY HAD A BABY! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inMaPdleNOA)
Petrie: ....? :confused
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Guido: "I have this voice in my head that tells me to kill people! Is that bad?"
Petrie: :confused
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Guido: You gotta hide me man! They think I broke the chair on purpose!
Petrie: Um...
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Guido: I forgot to bring the dip to the party!!!!! What should I do?
Petrie: Uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........
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Guido: What do you do when you live in a shoe and you ain't got no sole? ( lol Ed :B )
Petrie: ...wut? :blink:
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you are looking at me very funny guido
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Guido: "It's you, it was you wasn't it?"
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Guido: I just wanna hold you in my arms and never let go!
Petrie: 0_o ...
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Guido: Ah, c'mon Petrie. My breath doesn't smell THAT bad does it?!
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Guido: We're going to die Petrie, understand? DIE!!
Petrie: What?
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Meanwhile, in the scary section of the fanfiction library...
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Guido: CUPCAKES!
Petrie: huh?
Guido: CUPCAKES!!
Petrie: ???
Guido: CCCCUUUUPPPPCAAAAKKKEESSSS!!!
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Guido: "Petrie, I gotta have my fix, man! Did you bring the stuff?!"
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Guido: PETRIE!!! I'm about to go to the dentist. My appointment is at 3 o' clock! HEEEELP!!!!!!
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Guido: "Right, let's do it!"
Petrie: "NOOOOOOOO!!! Me no want to..."
Guido: "Petrie, since we both didn't ask any girl to be our dancing partner, we oughtta be partnerless together... This will be over quick anyway, just. a few. minutes. of. pain."
Petrie: "But no step on me feet!"
Guido: "I'll try not to..."
Petrie: "You not helping..."
The next morning, the video somebody took of them dancing got thousands of views on YouDino :lol
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Guido: "Right, let's do it!" Petrie: "NOOOOOOOO!!! Me no want to..." Guido: "Petrie, since we both didn't ask any girl to be our dancing partner, we oughtta be partnerless together... This will be over quick anyway, just. a few. minutes. of. pain." Petrie: "But no step on me feet!" Guido: "I'll try not to..." Petrie: "You not helping..." The next morning, the video somebody took of them dancing got thousands of views on YouDino
( :lol first laugh I had today :D )
Guido:I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES!
Petrie:Me no think that possible.
Guido:With our love anythings possible!
Petrie backs away slowly.
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Bad fanfiction idea #872: A Land Before Time parody of I Know What You Did Last Summer
Guido: "I swear I didn't mean to do it! Uh... Petrie? Do you think you could help me hide a body?"
Petrie: :confused
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Guido: Petrie tell me, do I have bad breath!?
Petrie: ERM.. Kinda...
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Guido: "Petrie, I gotta have my fix, man! Did you bring the stuff?!"
:lol
Petrie: "Don't ask here, Guido. Me no want to be in trouble."
Guido: "Come on man, I'm desperate."
*Petrie looks around*
Petrie: "Go to Ruby's thinking place and tell her that 'The Buzzer' sent you."
Guido: "Thanks, man!" *Flies off*
Petrie: Me really need to get out of the business..."
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Petrie: "Me hate mistletoes..."