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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Real-Life Captions => Topic started by: WeirdRaptor on June 11, 2011, 05:23:07 PM

Title: Scary Tree
Post by: WeirdRaptor on June 11, 2011, 05:23:07 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/06/10/article-0-0C7F704000000578-574_634x430.jpg)

Caption Away. A friend sent this to me. He swears that the image has not been altered in any way.
Title: Scary Tree
Post by: WeirdRaptor on June 11, 2011, 07:13:17 PM
Can't sleep. Tree will eat me.

I dare you to pick some of his fruit.
Title: Scary Tree
Post by: vonboy on June 11, 2011, 07:48:41 PM
I will swallow your soul!
Title: Scary Tree
Post by: Ptyra on June 11, 2011, 07:53:16 PM
On the next "sense vs. superstition" episode of The Twilight Zone...
Title: Scary Tree
Post by: LBTDiclonius on June 11, 2011, 08:34:59 PM
I'MMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Petrie85 on June 12, 2011, 08:37:27 AM
Is this a real tree in that picture? That tree is very scary.
Title: Scary Tree
Post by: Pangaea on June 12, 2011, 12:56:04 PM
Cue a hyperactive, pink, poofy-haired, fourth-wall-breaking cartoon pony popping in from nowhere and laughing hysterically in the tree’s “face”.

Honestly, with all the MLP fans on this forum, I’m amazed no one’s used this reference yet. :p
Title: Scary Tree
Post by: WeirdRaptor on June 12, 2011, 05:56:18 PM
My friend says it's real, and this would not be the first odd thing that almost defies belief that he's found. It's like one of the mean Oz trees on crack!
Title: Scary Tree
Post by: Petrie85 on June 12, 2011, 08:42:06 PM
Oh yeah it does look like that. It's a nice picture. But creepy.
Title: Scary Tree
Post by: Petrie85 on June 12, 2011, 08:42:31 PM
Oh yeah it does look like that. It's a nice picture. But creepy.
Title: Scary Tree
Post by: kjeldo on June 13, 2011, 01:46:18 PM
Looks rather Psycho to me,
Title: Scary Tree
Post by: Ptyra on June 13, 2011, 03:40:33 PM
Proof that nature is, indeed, not a happy sparkling funland...or more proof...
Title: Scary Tree
Post by: trulyfantasticme on June 13, 2011, 05:52:46 PM
I'll bet my shoes that tree is even scarier at night... :unsure:
Title: Scary Tree
Post by: WeirdRaptor on June 13, 2011, 06:14:30 PM
Someone needs to shoot a scene in a horror film there immediately.
Title: Scary Tree
Post by: Petrie85 on June 13, 2011, 06:14:41 PM
It looks like a Alien type of a tree.
Title: Scary Tree
Post by: kjeldo on June 14, 2011, 10:08:51 AM
Quote from: Ptyra,Jun 13 2011 on  02:40 PM
Proof that nature is, indeed, not a happy sparkling funland...or more proof...
The other proof is pollution, which makes nature unhappy!
Title: Scary Tree
Post by: WeirdRaptor on June 14, 2011, 05:24:37 PM
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Proof that nature is, indeed, not a happy sparkling funland...or more proof...
 


The other proof is pollution, which makes nature unhappy!
How M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening might have actually been scary, if this tree featured.
Title: Scary Tree
Post by: Petrie85 on June 14, 2011, 09:07:06 PM
That movie was kinda horrible. But yeah maybe pollution was the cause of that.
Title: Scary Tree
Post by: Pangaea on June 20, 2011, 01:47:21 AM
Actually, that tree is really an ent participating in an ugly face contest; they take a long time to judge those things, you know. :p
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Post by: Petrie85 on June 20, 2011, 04:18:17 AM
That tree looks like it has teeth of some kind.
Title: Scary Tree
Post by: Mama's Girl on June 20, 2011, 11:51:59 AM
Maybe it's because everytime I read the title I think of Emperor's New Groove, but this tree needed to have been in that jungle Kuzco walked through, scoffing at Pacha saying it was dangerous.

Kuzco: Oooh, it's a scary tree, I'm afraid! *chuckle*

Tree: What about me?

Kuzco: *turns and sees tree* :blink: WAH!!!! :bolt
Title: Scary Tree
Post by: Vilstrup on June 20, 2011, 04:56:49 PM
That's proof, that ents still exist. If there weren't any ents, it wouldn't just look scary... it would rip out your soul and devour it... either that, our just give you a hug...
Title: Scary Tree
Post by: Pangaea on June 21, 2011, 09:31:37 AM
“Hey, you! Yeah, you with the chainsaw! PUT. IT. DOWN. …That's it. Now back away…nice…and…slow…”
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Post by: LBTLover1 on December 19, 2011, 08:40:28 PM
This is the tree Satan tempted Eve with.
Title: Scary Tree
Post by: Pangaea on September 09, 2013, 05:11:09 PM
Sorry, I can’t resist making another MLP:FiM reference: :P:

The good news is, after twenty-four hours of observation, I can tell you for certain that that tree is completely harmless; its ghoulish appearance is merely a random product of its growth.

The bad news is, I lost my voice after spending twenty-four hours following Pinkie Pie’s advice on how to get rid of ghostly trees.